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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









maybe get an offensive line, or some DBs, I dunno

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


oh i dunno

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




TNF doesn't really tell us much about teams, but that was pretty unpleasant for Panthers fans, not gonna lie.

And the Falcons dropped from 3rd to like 7th in the draft order with that win, so that's cool.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

The Panthers are absolute julienne of dogshit.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


With that, please let us end any and all talk about how surprisingly competitive Carolina is and how they could go on a run. Too many holes.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Bridgewater can only throw short slants and pick play crossing routes. Teams like Chicago and ATL figured out you just have to press coverage because there is no intermediate or deep passing game. Atlanta played one deep safety in the end, because they knew they couldn't get hurt deep.

Bridgewater will keep padding stats with 1 yard in the air passes, and since no one in the media watches the Panthers then it'll always be "wow teddy's having a good year" when he can't throw.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



boo Panthers for not murdering Dante Fowler and that other guy

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002



three posted:

Bridgewater can only throw short slants and pick play crossing routes. Teams like Chicago and ATL figured out you just have to press coverage because there is no intermediate or deep passing game. Atlanta played one deep safety in the end, because they knew they couldn't get hurt deep.

Bridgewater will keep padding stats with 1 yard in the air passes, and since no one in the media watches the Panthers then it'll always be "wow teddy's having a good year" when he can't throw.

Send Teddy back to New Orleans to reunite with Slant Boy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



i watched the last 5 minutes of the game and teddy threw a nice one right into the breadbasket of a covered receiver who was going to be jumping at the time. He seems pretty good

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

Cavauro posted:

i watched the last 5 minutes of the game and teddy threw a nice one right into the breadbasket of a covered receiver who was going to be jumping at the time. He seems pretty good

Both teams attempted to murder him, op

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



He seem s like a pro

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The Panthers are absolute julienne of dogshit.


three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Cavauro posted:

i watched the last 5 minutes of the game and teddy threw a nice one right into the breadbasket of a covered receiver who was going to be jumping at the time. He seems pretty good

Moore beat the poo poo out of the bad corner that was all turned around. Bridgewater had 3 very good receivers, and they're all extremely fast.

The TD pass to Samuel is picked by a competent safety that takes the proper angle because Bridgewater has no arm strength.

The final interception was picked by the THIRD defender covering Moore.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



Look at this heel that hates Teddy

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land






On the Bridgewater hit, should Fowler have been called for a tripping penalty there? He clearly stuck/kicked his leg out to bring down Teddy. Or is tripping an OL only ?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



three posted:

Moore beat the poo poo out of the bad corner that was all turned around. Bridgewater had 3 very good receivers, and they're all extremely fast.

The TD pass to Samuel is picked by a competent safety that takes the proper angle because Bridgewater has no arm strength.

The final interception was picked by the THIRD defender covering Moore.

Looked great

Better Than You
Apr 23, 2010



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

On the Bridgewater hit, should Fowler have been called for a tripping penalty there? He clearly stuck/kicked his leg out to bring down Teddy. Or is tripping an OL only ?
There were two penalties on the Falcons from that play and tripping was one of them.

OxySnake
Mar 22, 2007

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Look at this heel that hates Teddy

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

I'm not comfortable picking apart Teddy's deep ball while he's playing behind that O-line

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010





Lipstick Apathy

Raku posted:

I'm not comfortable picking apart Teddy's deep ball while he's playing behind that O-line

PJ Walker got like four passes and half of them were deeper than anything Teddy threw outside of the final drive
they were also incomplete to be fair

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Icon. Factor.


Teddy's a nice story and all but he clearly can't make all the throws a franchise QB needs to be able to make and he doesn't seem to read coverage very well.

OxySnake
Mar 22, 2007

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.


In teddy's defense its hard to read a coverage through the torso of a free rusher

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Or after your neck gets snapped off

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

It's so weird to me when a No.1 consensus pick is later dismissed as pre-washed in retrospect.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."



Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

It's so weird to me when a No.1 consensus pick is later dismissed as pre-washed in retrospect.

If he was the no 1 consensus pick he wouldnít have been the 3rd QB taken at pick 32. There were concerns about his arm strength coming out of his pro day which was a big part of why he dropped.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

Whoa, I completely missed his lovely pro day, fall from grace and that draft in general I guess.

Edit: #3 pick Blake Bortles oh my god

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 30, 2020

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

This neckbearded nerd has incredibly stupid opinions on fantasy firearms.

"Remember, Mastershakeman is literally always wrong."







Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Whoa, I completely missed his lovely pro day, fall from grace and that draft in general I guess.

my recollection is he was viewed as a post arm surgery chad pennington game manager type

Mega64
May 23, 2008





I mean, when has a quarterback taken at pick 32 ever been good

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Mega64 posted:

I mean, when has a quarterback taken at pick 32 ever been good

siiiiiigh

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe

Grimey Drawer


Lmao glad to know Iím not the only Charger fan still pissed about that one.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

You're not getting another fucking dime from us, Lowtax

Yeah, Chargers should trade up to the 2 spot for a truly game changing QB.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


aperion posted:

Lmao glad to know Iím not the only Charger fan still pissed about that one.

Don't get me wrong, I still think the Chargers made the right move.

They wouldn't have had to if Marty didn't leave Drew in that meaningless Broncos game in 2005

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe

Grimey Drawer

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Yeah, Chargers should trade up to the 2 spot for a truly game changing QB.

First, I love your name. Second, at least we arenít the Bears of trading up. Yeah, low bar, etc., but I need to take solace in what small victories I can get.

Flikken
Oct 22, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Whoa, I completely missed his lovely pro day, fall from grace and that draft in general I guess.

Edit: #3 pick Blake Bortles oh my god

2014:

Blake Bottles #3
Johnny Manziel #21
Teddy Bridgewater #32


gently caress you Haslam.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Flikken posted:

2014:

Blake Bottles #3
Johnny Manziel #21
Teddy Bridgewater #32


gently caress you Haslam.

All 3 of those QBs are not good, at least you picked one that let you cut bait sooner.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

I still can't believe Blake Bortles is a real name attached to a real human being.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs


Jake Jortles is legitimately more believable of a name than Blake Bortles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Manoueverable posted:

Jake Jortles is legitimately more believable of a name than Blake Bortles.

Funny fact: Blake is his middle name. His first name is Robby and somehow Robby Bortles sounds faker than Blake Bortles.

Better Than You
Apr 23, 2010



Bobby Bortles sounds better

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three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Better Than You posted:

Bobby Bortles sounds better

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