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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

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Phones were getting smaller in the 2000s but it seems now they are getting bigger. They were getting smaller but now they are getting bigger.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

thank god

thought my hands and dick shrank for a while back in '14

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Good, they were getting too small for my fat fingers.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Flangin out my cubits. :dukedoge:

Zassiliss
May 31, 2011

the cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
No they aren't

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Whenever I have to get a new phone my only criteria is what's the smallest phone the store has.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
One of the only jokes in Zoolander that doesn't hold up is the one where they have incredibly tiny flip phones.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i like to pretend my tablet is a phone and that im talking to someone on it. also that there are people around me who would see this

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

i like to pretend my tablet is a phone and that im talking to someone on it. also that there are people around me who would see this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27aVPqpnL7Y

Woden
May 6, 2006
They're only increasing in length, not girth.

It makes landscape mode worthless.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Modern phones are computers attached to screens. Computers should be as small as possible, but screens should be as large as possible. Thus, we have a dilemma.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

They finally started jelqing like I suggested

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
these phones keep getting bigger but I just stay the same size

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
My rear end is glad.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Eldercain posted:

these phones keep getting bigger but I just stay the same size

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

New phones are way too big, like if I can't hold the bottom and reach my thumb to the top of the touchscreen that is poo poo design.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Strategic Tea posted:

New phones are way too big, like if I can't hold the bottom and reach my thumb to the top of the touchscreen that is poo poo design.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2GVKbMZng

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I have to give my phone a full reacharound handjob if i want it to give me the time of day

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Woden posted:

They're only increasing in length, not girth.

It makes landscape mode worthless.


Mega64 posted:

My rear end is glad.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I wouldn’t mind a thicker phone if it meant more battery life.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
When is my phone going to become a drone. Just let it be a noisy piece of poo poo so I don't have to put the one remaining amount of effort in my life that lifting it up 4 inches entails.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I have to give my phone a full reacharound handjob if i want it to give me the time of day

i don't need to, but i do anyway

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
You can buy whatever size phone you want in 2020

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Oh look, a thread about phones. I have one of those.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
You notice we never use our phones for making calls anymore lol

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Phones were getting smaller in the 2000s but it seems now they are getting bigger. They were getting smaller but now they are getting bigger.

So's my dick. So's my dick.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Phones were getting smaller in the 2000s but it seems now they are getting bigger. They were getting smaller but now they are getting bigger.

Jomo
Jul 11, 2009
Phones started getting bigger once the hardware became powerful enough to handle 1080p videos.

Porn OP, it was online porn...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My phone keeps getting bigger.
It's not newer, different phones it just keeps growing larger and I can't stop it

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
phones fat so what

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