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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
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wandler20 posted:

lol this is just insane. A QB has like 3 seconds to make a decision, there isn't enough time for this to work in any way.

You don't remember that fun little conspiracy?

When they asked Doug Flutie about it he refused to say anything lol

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
During the play is bs, but I could see it working pre-snap if you kept the connection open past 15 seconds on the play clock. Like identifying which guy is going to be in single coverage or look for the TE in the seam or whatever.

I mean the whole thing is bullshit, but I could see cheating to talk late helping (Sean McVay should have in the Super Bowl for sure).

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
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If you really knew the routes and just had someone saying "Left/Middle/Right/Bail" it'd be feasible.

I feel like I'm going crazy. Does no one else remember when they figured out the Patriots had all these alternate radio frequencies flying around?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Los Angeles Chargers are 3-7 and have a -13 point differential.

The Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and have a -23 point differential.

Football is dumb

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NFLMedia/status/1331326952444104704

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
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oh god why

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The brain gets old too.

*Smashmouth* "Your brain gets smart but your head get dumb"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Excited to watch back-to-back executions

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Nice demonstration of the proper use of a chin diaper, there.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Why would you put the Panthers in prime time!?!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

really queer Christmas posted:

Why would you put the Panthers in prime time!?!

well they gave the chiefs more than they wanted.

maybe lightning can strike twice.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

a neat cape posted:

The Los Angeles Chargers are 3-7 and have a -13 point differential.

The Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and have a -23 point differential.

Football is dumb

I mean that point differential is entirely because of two games

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

a neat cape posted:

The Los Angeles Chargers are 3-7 and have a -13 point differential.

The Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and have a -23 point differential.

Football is dumb

the chargers are dumb. win the game ya morons

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Magicpants posted:

the chargers are dumb. win the game ya morons

I tell them this all the time but they don't listen

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

a neat cape posted:

I tell them this all the time but they don't listen

try saying it louder. don't give up until they do what you tell them

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


is there a good link to see which players are actually on the drat covid list any given day

any info I find is out of date

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Magicpants posted:

try saying it louder. don't give up until they do what you tell them

They moved 3 hours north to escape my yelling

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

a neat cape posted:

They moved 3 hours north to escape my yelling

hmmm well I think you should give them their space, focus on yourself now, maybe it wasn't meant to be. there are other teams out there, I know this team from work I think you'd like

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

a neat cape posted:

The Los Angeles Chargers are 3-7 and have a -13 point differential.

The Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and have a -23 point differential.

Football is dumb

The Browns defense doesn’t usually turn into pumpkins with 8 minutes to go in fourth quarters like the Chargers defense does.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/JPopASU/status/1330662387976863750?s=20

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

HappyHippo posted:

this was posted in the last thread before it was closed and I feel it would be a shame if it were to go unread
When did Antonio Brown join and is he still staying at Tom’s place?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1331353914600529923

for an "undisclosed policy" :waycool:

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

a neat cape posted:

The Los Angeles Chargers are 3-7 and have a -13 point differential.

The Cleveland Browns are 7-3 and have a -23 point differential.

Football is dumb

Are the chargers the new Browns? Just finding ways to lose, inflicting misery on their fans?

At least their QB looks good.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

HappyHippo posted:

At least their QB looks good.

Going from HoF QB to probably ROTY QB? No, not even close to being the Browns unless you're adding 20 years of bad QBs in between the two.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Going from HoF QB to probably ROTY QB? No, not even close to being the Browns unless you're adding 20 years of bad QBs in between the two.

And it was Brees before that lol

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

And it was Brees before that lol

The Chargers have employed 2 sure hall of famers at QB, one somewhere in between possible and probable hall of famer, and appear to have another good one on the way. Their only Super Bowl appearance was helmed by Stan Humphries.

It's a funny old world.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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really queer Christmas posted:

Why would you put the Panthers in prime time!?!

They're really hoping CMC comes back.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
N:



V: I am a broken man

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

Art

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

The calculations on this must’ve destroyed the computer.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-15-2018/gZjDIT.mp4

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

What the gently caress

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

I am curious. How does the AFC shake out while the NFC has a meltdown?

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way

Kevino07 posted:

I am curious. How does the AFC shake out while the NFC has a meltdown?

I blacked out immediately after I created this and the AFC side was sadly lost. I did have the browns as the 1 seed though :unsmith:

Also, the continuation of this sick fantasy involves Jalen Hurts throwing the winning TD in the super bowl after Carson Wentz burrows underground to join the mole people during the halftime show (The Weeknd will play a role in this).

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

YMB posted:

N:



V: I am a broken man

If the NFC East isn't won by a losing team, I want no part of this.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

Why would you put the Panthers in prime time!?!

XFL MVP PJ Walker is a draw, brother

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

really queer Christmas posted:

Why would you put the Panthers in prime time!?!

Aaron Rodgers is popular. You want the Giants?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That’s in the hunt for the division Giants to you

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
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maybe people wanna see the best young DE/LB combo in the NFL i dunno

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I got bored.

My first idea was this:



Highlights include an 11-win Cleveland missing the playoffs, while the Rams get the honor of going to Washington and losing to Alex Smith and the Masters of Clownball in the Wild Card round (Or the Giants if they win the last game).

But that's not dumb enough. Not nearly.

Behold!



No Steelers, Ravens, or Brady. Cleveland hosts a playoff game for the first time since 1994. Lions sneak in at 7-9. An NFC West team still has to face an NFC East winner with either 5 or 6 wins. I like it.

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