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bagmonkey)
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 06:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:42 |
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sick filthy degenerate mousepads for PREVERTS!!!
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 19:37 |
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One time I ordered my favorite pizza and it was marked as delivered and lo, no pizza lay at my front door. I look around and apparently they left it at my neighbors door. I throw on my mask and run over to grab my pizza, and just as I do the door opens. It's an old woman who I've never met before, like 70 at least. "Sorry! Just grabbing my food." I say to her, super embarrassed. "I put on clothes for this!" she says, on paper it sounds like a joke but I swear she was actually mad. "Sorry?" I say again, but I go home and eat pizza with my partner. It hasn't happened since but that doesn't stop me from thinking it's going to happen again every single time.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 19:07 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:
lmfbo
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 20:41 |
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10 minutes into Sunday and I'm already drunk as gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 08:10 |
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Aardvark! posted:24 minutes in to Sunday i have consumed 1 small package lays sour cream and onion potato chips I did that about six hours ago, is there a better flavor for potato chips or balls than sour cream and onion? We may never know controversial edit : bbq chips are poop Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Mar 14, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 08:35 |
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Also I confess it was not a small bag of chips I ate it was actually kind of big i am a bridge troll and that means eating a whole bag of chips in a day sometimes ok????????
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 09:23 |
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remember when ya boy caesar made a fuckin clown out of vercingetorix ha ha good times
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 21:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 01:37 |
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 01:40 |
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Ashes to ashes, honk to honk
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 06:48 |
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Page themesong imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 09:34 |
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 01:05 |
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Tip posted:It turns out there are only 37 things to say about buffalo. You've just discovered the 38th thing to say about buffalo!! I claim page 77 in the name of the Great King George III, and a tax of one hay-penny shall be enacted on each and every post by the grace of God and His Royal Majesty.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 07:08 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Just loving tip your server/delivery person. You’re not changing anything with your resistance not-tipping except loving over your server. If you can’t afford to tip then don’t order out. my man the question being asked is not whether or not to tip, it's whether or not the tip should be bigger because of the additional charges on your bill when you order from an app like ubereats
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 03:39 |
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penistip
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 09:14 |
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I can't decide between and
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 01:12 |
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Literally A Person posted:Get on my smiley level:
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 03:37 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 08:19 |
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Same energy as when I make one for my partner The best part about burgs, makin em for cuties.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 18:32 |
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Tarkus posted:Speaking of anime, has anyone else tried to watch Boruto? It's soooo loving boring. Every fight is boring and every character is dumb and weak. I've tried watching later non-filler episodes and it's just as lovely. You are growing up and losing your taste for teenage punchy animes, this is normal and good
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 18:53 |
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Yeah One Punch Man is good and My Hero Whatever seems fine, I only watched like the first four episodes but I liked the lesson of "Super powers don't make you cool, helping people does" Naruto is just generic "The power of friendship will always be stronger than any big evil villain could be "
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 19:13 |
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anme is a fard
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 19:29 |
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or you can be like me where you like anime but you also hate it
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 19:41 |
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Aardvark! posted:Idea for next page: Forums Horoscopes hmmmm says here that today you will either poo poo or cum, but definitely not both
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 20:02 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Aries: you’re gay So if I'm a libra then you're gay? in that case, checkmate
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 20:38 |
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sebmojo posted:Best star sign: Scorpio. Cool guys/ladies, wear leather jackets and hang out behind lol bar smoking cigs much like stu pickles i am also a libra who acknowledges the inherent superiority of the scorpio over all other star signs
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 21:16 |
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it says that we are brothers tonight the clock will strike twelve and we will be full of pizza rolls and in my case vodka
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 00:16 |
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I wanted a 15 count but 50 count was a better deal. but the 50 count was out so they replaced it with a 130 count I am rich in pizza rolls
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 00:25 |
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they all taste exactly the same like a fried wonton full of grease
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 00:28 |
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many burgers is appropriate every day but living forever is for chumps imo
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 02:15 |
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I put el yucateco habenero sauce on mine and my mouth is on fire, but in a good way i assure you
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 08:00 |
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oh poo poo oh gently caress i only had like 6, gonna make more
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 08:23 |
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I'm legitimately intimidated, you are the alpha male
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 08:51 |
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See this is what the hot sauce is for
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 08:56 |
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Ratjaculation posted:All I can say is that page 84 should be a silent page in memoriam of your toilets and bowels. Yeah first thing I did when I woke up today was take a huge shid so guilty as charged
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 20:05 |
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I got some jack links beef sticks from the store thinking they'd taste like slim jims but no they taste way way worse and I'm thoroughly disappointed drat you jack They crumble to mushy dust in your mouth and taste like the pressed sweepings from the floor of a slim jim factory
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 23:22 |
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Complete structural failure, someone hosed up
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 08:25 |
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Lurkers are dangerous and shouldn't be taken lightly
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 23:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 06:42 |
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i rolled the 2,000 year old egyptian d20 and now i hear rhythmic chanting and the buzzing of a million angry locust swarms should i go to the doctor?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 00:41 |