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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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sick filthy degenerate mousepads for PREVERTS!!!

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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One time I ordered my favorite pizza and it was marked as delivered and lo, no pizza lay at my front door. I look around and apparently they left it at my neighbors door. I throw on my mask and run over to grab my pizza, and just as I do the door opens. It's an old woman who I've never met before, like 70 at least.

"Sorry! Just grabbing my food." I say to her, super embarrassed.

"I put on clothes for this!" she says, on paper it sounds like a joke but I swear she was actually mad.

"Sorry?" I say again, but I go home and eat pizza with my partner.

It hasn't happened since but that doesn't stop me from thinking it's going to happen again every single time.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Meme Poker Party posted:




40's gamer dad reliving the glory days via adult VNs lol

lmfbo

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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10 minutes into Sunday and I'm already drunk as gently caress

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Aardvark! posted:

24 minutes in to Sunday i have consumed 1 small package lays sour cream and onion potato chips

I did that about six hours ago, is there a better flavor for potato chips or balls than sour cream and onion? We may never know

controversial edit : bbq chips are poop

PinheadSlim fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Mar 14, 2021

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Also I confess it was not a small bag of chips I ate

it was actually kind of big

i am a bridge troll and that means eating a whole bag of chips in a day sometimes ok????????

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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remember when ya boy caesar made a fuckin clown out of vercingetorix ha ha good times

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Ashes to ashes, honk to honk

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Page themesong imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Tip posted:

It turns out there are only 37 things to say about buffalo.

You've just discovered the 38th thing to say about buffalo!!

I claim page 77 in the name of the Great King George III, and a tax of one hay-penny shall be enacted on each and every post by the grace of God and His Royal Majesty.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Just loving tip your server/delivery person. Youíre not changing anything with your resistance not-tipping except loving over your server. If you canít afford to tip then donít order out.

my man the question being asked is not whether or not to tip, it's whether or not the tip should be bigger because of the additional charges on your bill when you order from an app like ubereats

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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penistip

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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I can't decide between and

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Literally A Person posted:

Get on my smiley level:

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Same energy as when I make one for my partner

The best part about burgs, makin em for cuties.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Tarkus posted:

Speaking of anime, has anyone else tried to watch Boruto? It's soooo loving boring. Every fight is boring and every character is dumb and weak. I've tried watching later non-filler episodes and it's just as lovely.

You are growing up and losing your taste for teenage punchy animes, this is normal and good

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Yeah One Punch Man is good and My Hero Whatever seems fine, I only watched like the first four episodes but I liked the lesson of "Super powers don't make you cool, helping people does"

Naruto is just generic "The power of friendship will always be stronger than any big evil villain could be "

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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anme is a fard

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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or you can be like me where you like anime but you also hate it

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Aardvark! posted:

Idea for next page: Forums Horoscopes

hmmmm says here that today you will either poo poo or cum, but definitely not both

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Aries: youíre gay
Gemini: youíre gay
Taurus: youíre gay
Sagittarius: youíre gay
Scorpio: youíre gay
Aquarius: youíre gay
Capricorn: youíre gay
Leo: super gay
Pisces: youíre gay
Virgo: gay virgin 4 life
Cancer:
Libra: Iím gay

So if I'm a libra then you're gay?

in that case, checkmate

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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sebmojo posted:

Best star sign: Scorpio. Cool guys/ladies, wear leather jackets and hang out behind lol bar smoking cigs

Worst star sign: all the rest except for saggitarius which no-one is, it's weird but that's what the numbers say

much like stu pickles i am also a libra who acknowledges the inherent superiority of the scorpio over all other star signs

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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it says that we are brothers

tonight the clock will strike twelve and we will be full of pizza rolls and in my case vodka

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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I wanted a 15 count but 50 count was a better deal.

but the 50 count was out so they replaced it with a 130 count

I am rich in pizza rolls

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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they all taste exactly the same

like a fried wonton full of grease

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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many burgers is appropriate every day

but living forever is for chumps imo

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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I put el yucateco habenero sauce on mine and my mouth is on fire, but in a good way i assure you

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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oh poo poo oh gently caress i only had like 6, gonna make more

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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I'm legitimately intimidated, you are the alpha male

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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See this is what the hot sauce is for

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Ratjaculation posted:

All I can say is that page 84 should be a silent page in memoriam of your toilets and bowels.

Yeah first thing I did when I woke up today was take a huge shid so guilty as charged

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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I got some jack links beef sticks from the store thinking they'd taste like slim jims but no they taste way way worse and I'm thoroughly disappointed drat you jack

They crumble to mushy dust in your mouth and taste like the pressed sweepings from the floor of a slim jim factory

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Complete structural failure, someone hosed up

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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Lurkers are dangerous and shouldn't be taken lightly

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

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i rolled the 2,000 year old egyptian d20 and now i hear rhythmic chanting and the buzzing of a million angry locust swarms



should i go to the doctor?

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