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Two votes for this so far. Gonna repost this because I think if people give it a chance they'll realise that should have never watched it but also that it is peak whiteness on several levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2r5k7OfYk
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:That song is basically the second national anthem of India. Wait, hold up a second. What? Why?
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Dec 9, 2020 21:12
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Two votes for this so far. I mean if they really wanted to do this did they need to do ALL three verses?
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Frank Frank posted:Wait, hold up a second. What? Why? summer of 69 is definitely one of the WORST songs of all time, but all those lovely 80s ballads are hugely popular for karaoke all over asia and that affects the whiteness imo
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Dec 9, 2020 21:19
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:I mean if they really wanted to do this did they need to do ALL three verses? You actually made it that far in? wtf is wrong with you?
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Beachcomber posted:I've always thought it was hosed up that the singer opens with threatening to drive over small animals. Well the song is basically "i have the best truck in the world check out this hemi" but back in time a bit so
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Dec 9, 2020 21:20
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You actually made it that far in? wtf is wrong with you? I'm both a Christian and Vanilla Ice fan
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Dec 9, 2020 21:22
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hawowanlawow posted:summer of 69 is definitely one of the WORST songs of all time, but all those lovely 80s ballads are hugely popular for karaoke all over asia and that affects the whiteness imo Does that “Anything I do, I’d do it for you” song qualify as well? The one from that Kevin Costner Robin Hood flick.
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Dec 9, 2020 21:30
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This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_m-BjrxmgI
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Dec 9, 2020 23:30
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Yeah I think it's that one
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Dec 9, 2020 23:33
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I'm so thankful for this chance to share my culture with others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw
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Dec 9, 2020 23:33
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Nobody posted cotton eye joe? Its cotton eye joe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
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Dec 9, 2020 23:42
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Debunk This! posted:Nobody posted cotton eye joe? Its cotton eye joe. This recommended song after this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ I think you may have struck a rich vein of white people music.
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Dec 9, 2020 23:46
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let's not include music made by actual Scandinavians
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hawowanlawow posted:let's not include music made by actual Scandinavians Then this thread wouldn't be worth the paper it's written on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
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Dec 9, 2020 23:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
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Dec 9, 2020 23:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7-PYtXtJM
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Dec 10, 2020 00:01
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Debunk This! posted:Nobody posted cotton eye joe? Its cotton eye joe. Cotton Eye Joe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EhguarHzjU
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gleebster posted:Cotton Eye Joe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EhguarHzjU Yeah I think a trashy white techno remix of a soulful black song only adds to its whitest credentials.
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Dec 10, 2020 00:09
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speaking of cultural appropriation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFxTvffJqOg
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I'm pretty sure it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDg1UG5Dwa0
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Dec 10, 2020 00:58
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SatansOnion posted:speaking of cultural appropriation: I got you beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HrR1OvLTo (They're all white) The song kicks rear end tho so  The early 90s were a magical time.
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Dec 10, 2020 01:13
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:So I just realizes Frankie Valli also did "Oh What a Night" which isn't the worst song in the world, so maybe I was a bit too hard on him. I just really, really hate the whiny high pitched vocals like "THEY DON'T CRY-AY-AYYYYE" and some guy who sounds like he has balls the size of cantaloupes responds with "I WONDER WHY!?" Frankie Valli is good. Sorry that you’re such a miserable piece of poo poo with 0 taste.
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Dec 10, 2020 01:37
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akadajet posted:Frankie Valli is good. Sorry that you’re such a miserable piece of poo poo with 0 taste. While ABBA takes the prize for the whitest band, this is the whitest song of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1UXCdyNo0
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Dec 10, 2020 01:50
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It's that abomination before God "hey soul sistah"
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akadajet posted:Frankie Valli is good. Sorry that you’re such a miserable piece of poo poo with 0 taste. I apologize profusely that I'm not into fruity quazi-acapella trash made for old fat Italian boomers.
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Dec 10, 2020 01:59
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:I apologize profusely that I'm not into fruity quazi-acapella trash made for old fat Italian boomers. go back to your tub thumping
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Dec 10, 2020 02:00
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How hard do your friends laugh when you blast "Big Girls Don't Cry" from your Lincoln Towncar
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Dec 10, 2020 02:05
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i'm actually v. surprised to find out that the person who sang this is white
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMQbsm0Dy4 Perry Como hosted by Doris Day, it's like valium in suburbia Bad Titty Puker fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Dec 10, 2020 |
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Dec 10, 2020 02:27
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm so thankful for this chance to share my culture with others. Basic Poster posted:It's that abomination before God "hey soul sistah" drat, these are eyeball-meltingly white.  We Got Us A Bread posted:I'm pretty sure it's this: Along those lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYvUmhqa104 YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Dec 10, 2020 |
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Dec 10, 2020 02:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60OI5nZ2LM there's more and worse where that came from but drat if i'm gonna link it Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Dec 10, 2020 |
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Dec 10, 2020 02:49
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Gazpacho posted:i'm actually v. surprised to find out that the person who sang this is white Conversely it completely blew my mind when I found out the singer of "Fast Car" was a young black lady. I legitimately thought it was an old white man for most of my life. (Googling this shows I am not the only one)
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To be fair, that Ben Folds song is making fun of angsty white people music and his shtick was kind of tongue in cheek/self aware whiteness. Not saying it’s good, though.
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Dec 10, 2020 03:15
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Belle and Sebastian were scientifically determined to be the whitest band in the world, so I guess any song of theirs would work.
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https://youtu.be/KoB0yLcywdo
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drat i was hoping this would be an RAC thread
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Surely it's got to be anything by this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGzJ0PPfw0g
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ASSASSINS! posted:drat i was hoping this would be an RAC thread RAC?
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