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A couple of days ago the phrase suddenly popped (pooped?) into my head: WAFFLE STOMP. Through sheer force of will I managed to avoid repeating it mentally more than a few times (a habit I'm prone to with certain phrases, e.g. GET REAL BEEFY BITCH). Symptoms of prodromal schizophrenia? Who knows, but this is GBS not FYAD leaking into the unconscious so at least it's less toxic. Anyway it got me wondering whether many GBSers have ever done a waffle stomp in real life. And tonight, rinsing a peanut butter jar, there was this:  Surely a SIGN that I need to post about waffle stomping. So... Who here has done a waffle stomp (with poop) in rl? Only TRUE and HONEST posts pls, tia. Edit: Waffle stomping poop only pls, not vomit, beacause the latter would be loving disgusting. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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Dec 11, 2020 17:51
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TheAardvark posted:i have a friend that runs a small airport, and it's always got these ancient retired dudes just hanging around drinking free coffee  dirty old wafflestomper. What an inspiring true story!
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Dec 11, 2020 18:16
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Weka posted:Wafflestomp the PB, friend. Too late now, but I wouldn't have anyway because my cheapass sink might have collapsed. I'll try and remember to use the bath plughole next time and stomp it down while pretending it's poop. If I can do a smelly fart at the same time it would be a good simulation.
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Dec 11, 2020 19:13
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Halloween Liker posted:I had a waffle stomp like situation a long time ago. We were in the war and well away from basic ablutions and so forth it was the middle of summer and the stench from no mans land was at times unbearable we were advised the germans were in some state of restocking and refreshing troop so that we had time for a brief reprieve from the front 24 hours we ran straight to the nearest village hoping they wouldn't chase us away and that they may happen to have sausages meat cheeses beer anyway i took a poo poo in a sink and had to waffle stomp it down the drain with my hand. That's impressive. I hope you were awarded the medal you deserve for this. Reminds me of that other famous post, "Every morning I take a heroic poo poo in the sink and slam it down the plughole with the palm of my hand ..."
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Dec 11, 2020 19:35
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It sounds like some of you coukd do with a poop knife. Waffle stomp or poop knife, take your choice.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:09
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 ing at this too.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:11
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Spinz posted:Well I've done the clot scrape which is related I think. I mean I was scraping at it with my foot, and was pretty horrified- it was tough as hell and I couldn't get it down so it just stayed there for a few days. A clot of what...err.. oh... heheheh. Will you be posting a simulated photo too?
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Dec 12, 2020 16:38
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Chief McHeath posted:I wasn't there I only got the photos, otherwise... maybe. Post them chief, just claim you were joking and it's really peanut butter.
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Dec 13, 2020 13:02
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Wtf? Is the black stuff mould, months of pulverised cockroaches, or what?
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Dec 13, 2020 13:03
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Hmmm... the code phrase in this thread for poop is now"pulverized cockroaches". Use it where e.g. posting a photo labelled "poop" might otherwise get one probated, and that would be gross.
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Dec 13, 2020 14:40
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fist4jesus posted:One time I waffle stomped at the airport..  Reading it now... def Pro click.
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Dec 13, 2020 18:45
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ELI PORTER posted:Your hand looks Old bitch It's young enough to hold my not overly wrinkly dick and that's all that matters. You're just jealous.
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Dec 13, 2020 19:12
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