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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

With any luck, the ballsex revolution will be televised

E. ^^^ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchidometer

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lol at all the posters expressing disbelief in the use of this product when paying a someone to stomp on your nutsack was lifeblood to these forums.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BALLDO - IT’S loving NUTS!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

bird with big dick posted:

I thought you were talking about the slap chop

You’re gonna love my nuts

https://youtu.be/UWRyj5cHIQA

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

goatface posted:

The tip doesn't even have a vibe in it for you both to enjoy.

Well don’t wait for the free market to snatch this opportunity out from under you; you could be on the ground floor for the BALLBRATOR or as like to call it, the EGG SCRAMBLER

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

HACK THE PLANETNUTSACK

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Evan better: have an av that cycles back and forth between Balldo and your current av




Wasn’t there a contest for a new “stupid newbie” AV?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

So it says the tip bit of the balldo is about the same size as the head of an average dick. I'm trying to figure out if the guy used for the ad has unusually tiny balls or whoever the tip bit is designed off has a ridiculously fat cock head.

:smug:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Whatever you say, gramps

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

BALLS DILDO posted:

gently caress YES

Please tell me you are getting royalties on this and we are all invited to a BALLDO-themed party when the pandemic ends

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Everybody kind of winced/grimaced when they said “ballgasm”, which makes me think it just means “smash your nuts while also pulling out all your pubic hair at the same time”

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Just enter your email address on this webform, duh

https://www.nadgerz.com/balldo/

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


:hmbol:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Maybe we can get them to make one with the SA grenade engraved in it

You’re thinking too small; SA Grenade texture

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

It’s got side vents :smug:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

gabbo Gabbo GABBO but BALLDO

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Voted :balldo:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

lite_sleepr posted:

Where's the gang tag :colbert:

Balldo-zers :balldo:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Once you pop you just can’t stop

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

:balldo: for President 2024! He’s got what it takes to unite a divided mass

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What about a fart transfer bladder so you can fart in a condom and insert a nozzle into the ladies vagina on the other end and squeeze the fart out, sort of like an airlock concept to make sure the whole fart gets in there. :thunkher:

Do you have the Kickstarter/wiki started yet? I can get my buddy whose a lawyer re patents and trademarks

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mozi posted:

just balldo it

Bo Knows Balldo

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

:balldo:soon:balldo:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Give me $80 so I can buy a BALLDO and save my marriage

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

That raises a good point: why isn’t nutsack jewelry more common?

E. Hell, even just a hello kitty charm

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Feb 25, 2021

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

:balldo: PILED HIGH

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How long until Jerry hates this place?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yea, you gotta give us the inside scoop on the Balldo creative and development process. This could be the documentary of the summer!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Is the Balldo non-porous or will ball-sweat and fuckstick/fuckhole effluvium season it like cast iron so the next time I suck on it like a loving grotesque lollipop it will taste like karkhole wasteshit and punani damp? Or does it have ways to shut that whole thing down.

I’m pretty sure it’s food grade silicone, so while there may be a hint of wasteshit, a soak in some vinegar and soapy water will do wonders

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

1redflag posted:

Balldo-zers :balldo:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


So you have no frame of reference here. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

decotopian posted:

We have so many 'military hardware similarity' comments..... so why the gently caress not.... Grenade shaped balldo coming right up!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Phony Horse posted:

lol, they’re now offering a 3 pack for some reason

perfect if you have six balls, I guess

The family that balldo’s together...

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Just “a” balldo? Must not be very much loving going on

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jolo posted:

Honestly surprised it's Jerry and Elaine, this is totally a NewmanFrank and Kramer sort of caper.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lmao

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ballgasms coming’

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

a mysterious cloak posted:

The injuries from this are going to be magnificent

The website specifically says not recommended for people w a history of testicular torsion lol

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Balldo or Balldon’t; there is no Balltry

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

God drat it Knormal, we are about to enter the second golden age of hilarious goon hospitalizations ITT, and you will NOT ruin this for me!

At hospital, lost testicat

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

You’ve heard of “making GBS threads your guts out,” now try making GBS threads my nuts out!

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