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Defiance Industries posted:I don't really get this. Can't you already put your balls inside someone if that's what you really want to do? i think about the mechanics and kinda feel like it's one of those things that looks easier than it is, unless both people have plenty of practice controlling muscles that are normally autonomic but i've never tried
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Jan 24, 2021 05:24
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sex just gets grosser and grosser the older I get The human body breaking down and releasing weird fluids is all just part of the aging process
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Jan 24, 2021 05:27
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It’s a good thing that sexual arousal lessens the disgust response, otherwise the only people breeding would be the hot ones who aren’t into Nora Barnacle’s farts. Imagine two wrinkly old dudes balldo-ing one another while railing a massive, old diabetic broad. This is the height of human sexuality. From this apex, the only way forward is the nadir.
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Jan 24, 2021 06:13
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Defiance Industries posted:I don't really get this. Can't you already put your balls inside someone if that's what you really want to do? Sure you already have a second penis but does it never go soft? That's the Balldo difference!
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Jan 24, 2021 15:59
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No no you are close but miss the point entirely. Even if you had twenty dicks, this is n+1, baby.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:20
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Bright Bart posted:Sure you already have a second penis but does it never go soft? That's the Balldo difference! This post is better ad copy than their actual ad copy.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:20
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What if I have soft balls?
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Jan 24, 2021 17:26
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That's why Balldo was invented! Turn your soft pathetic balls into a stiff gently caress column
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's why Balldo was invented! Turn your soft pathetic balls into a stiff gently caress column Another great pitch! It's like Mad Men ITT.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:stiff gently caress column *fires up futureusernames.xls*
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*fires up futureusernames.xls* I really hate it when I accidentally transpose data into the Stiff gently caress column.
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shilsu posted:I'm hearing disturbing rumours that the US political situation has delayed the launch of the balldo Why would this be? Are the Balldo people Turmpers?
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CommandAnt Crotchstain posted:Why would this be? Are the Balldo people Turmpers? Myballdo
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Jan 27, 2021 23:23
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 for President 2024! He’s got what it takes to unite a divided mass
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Bismuth posted:Idk much about balls but aren't they kinda squishy? Like they roll around in there a bit? Seems like this could cause trouble. I need to see some testi-monials that arent from the people trying to sell the thing Speaking for myself, yeah it looks painful and difficult. I tend to get my left nut twisted around a lot as well, probably wouldn't be great for that. It's also pointless since I have a penis. But it is funny!!\ Definitely would've called it Fucknuts though
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Jan 28, 2021 00:33
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The Tesdickulator
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Jan 28, 2021 01:47
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What about a fart transfer bladder so you can fart in a condom and insert a nozzle into the ladies vagina on the other end and squeeze the fart out, sort of like an airlock concept to make sure the whole fart gets in there. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What about a fart transfer bladder so you can fart in a condom and insert a nozzle into the ladies vagina on the other end and squeeze the fart out, sort of like an airlock concept to make sure the whole fart gets in there. I am pretty sure that is murder.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I am pretty sure that is murder. What about a sexy cloak that doubles as a portable Dutch oven? 
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Jan 28, 2021 02:00
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what about a sexy oven that makes all your food taste like farts?
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Jan 28, 2021 03:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What about a fart transfer bladder so you can fart in a condom and insert a nozzle into the ladies vagina on the other end and squeeze the fart out, sort of like an airlock concept to make sure the whole fart gets in there. Do you have the Kickstarter/wiki started yet? I can get my buddy whose a lawyer re patents and trademarks
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sex just gets grosser and grosser the older I get Isn't it fantastic? Klyith posted:i think about the mechanics and kinda feel like it's one of those things that looks easier than it is, unless both people have plenty of practice controlling muscles that are normally autonomic I have inserted one of my testicles into a person and yeah, it was quite difficult.
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Jan 28, 2021 06:27
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who will be the first goon to ballgasm
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Jan 28, 2021 08:31
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Myballdo Balldorie Taylor Greene
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quote:The Balldo is an explicitly testicular dildo, used by people (straight women and LGBT men) who want to simulate testicle related sex. It appeared in "Big Ball Energy".
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Jan 28, 2021 15:58
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Myballdo O Balldo! My Balldo!
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Jan 28, 2021 16:12
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Assnold Ballmer is better, I think.
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just balldo it
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Jan 28, 2021 18:23
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Mozi posted:just balldo it Please don't refer to my mother as "it".
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Mozi posted:just balldo it Bo Knows Balldo
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Jan 29, 2021 00:46
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You guys are gross
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1redflag posted:Bo Knows Balldo bout to get my TaeBalldo workout in
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lite_sleepr posted:You guys are gross YOU DID THIS TO US
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What started as the wholesome venture of turning your balls into a phallus turned into discussion of rube goldberg machines to transfer flatulence into reproductive organs!
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lite_sleepr posted:What started as the wholesome venture of turning your balls into a phallus turned into discussion of rube goldberg machines to transfer flatulence into reproductive organs! Another successful goon project!
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A device that filters breathable air out of farts, like a stillsuit 
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