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FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Famed space sailor William Shatner verifies noted Minnesotan Mike Stoklasa worth $15 million

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FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

General Dog posted:

Shatner's an rear end to be sure; I just have a hard time believing he's this engaged online. The posting style also doesn't really seem to fit a 90-year-old man.

What about a 90-year old legendary narcissist?

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

All anime is trash and I'm tired of being right about this every time it's brought up.

Allow me to trip over myself trying to tell you about The One Good Anime, which is also complete trash.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

he thinks the troubles was about zombies

"People told me, like, y'know, that song is about The Troubles, and I said well yeah, zombies are troubling."

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Trying to watch this snyder piece of poo poo again

Why are 90% of all shots out of focus? This is so loving bad.

It's a subtle commentary on how humanity has lost focus by straying from Christ's teachings

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

priznat posted:

How big are the female preds gazongas tho

bro, so big

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Jon Irenicus posted:

if you show a Marvel fanboy a movie with actual striking and interesting cinematography, like Crouching Tiger or Days of HeavenArmy of the Dead their heads might explode

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

You're all here because you're the best at what you do, and I can't afford to hire anyone but the best. The job? You're going to dodge military checkpoints, sneak through a city full of the undead, crack a giant vault rigged with booby traps, and retrieve a something that is as irreplaceable as it is precious: a thumb drive with my NFT of Calvin peeing on a Ford logo.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

priznat posted:

Imagine if the prequels were even half as good as what the trailer for The Phantom Menace promised :allears:

drat that was a good trailer. That and the trailer for 300 are all timers (amazing trailers that get you pumped for movies that turn out to be crap).

The Terminator Salvation trailer with Nine Inch Nails is another one in that category

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

sure okay posted:

Denise Richards would have improved TPM. Put her in Jar Jar's role.

So would NPH, now that I think about it. Make him Watto

But they both have to do the same accents

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Quantum of Phallus posted:

anyone watch any good movies lately

I watched Legally Blonde for the first time this weekend, poo poo slapped.

I watched The Art of Self-Defense and while it was not at all what I was expecting, I ended up liking it a lot. It's by the same guy who did Faults, which I also really enjoyed.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Quantum of Phallus posted:

wonder what literal paedophile musician Todd Philips will use in his next piece of poo poo film for morons

Do any of the mods play instruments?

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Stink Billyums posted:

What's a podcast?

It's a weekly video series you make with your friends

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Sorting Algorithms posted:

You know how people on the internet have a special hatred for public figures with successful Patreons because it means that person doesn't have a boss to complain to?

...

It's like when you're a teenager and there's the one guy who is really mad about direct-to-video Land Before Time sequels still being made

Seriously what the gently caress are you talking about

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Legin Noslen posted:

Probably you since you're so up-in-arms about it

Why don't you complain to my boss about it? Ha ha you can't because I'm makin that fukken PATREON MONEY parparparp

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Gutcruncher posted:

In Robocop when Clarance said “cops don’t like me so I don’t like cops” that was a pretty big loose plot thread. We really need a prequel to show what events in his childhood lead to this, like on the playground were the child-cops pushing him over?

His dad was arrested for insider trading. What put him away was a recording of him telling his broker he'd buy that stock for a dollar.

FeculentWizardTits fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 31, 2021

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

They hosed and had a baby.

But why did Thomas Wayne decide to have sex? We'll spend three hours exploring it, but here's a spoiler: he fell into a cave of dicks

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001


I'm declaring a moratorium on Twitter's use of "losing my mind", "losing my poo poo", and "I'm dyiiiiiiiing" to describe mildly amusing things

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Could god blow up a toilet so hard that even He could not clean it? Hi, I'm Zack Snyder, and

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

The Klowner posted:

michael madsen is in this movie?? lol. giving the performance of a lifetime

Y'got a bum ticker, Morpheus

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

I'd like HDTGM a lot more if they tried to explain the plot of the movie as they went along, because as-is you have to watch the movie if you want to have any idea what they're talking about, and ain't nobody got time for that

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

LanceHunter posted:

I mean, that has been the premise of the podcast since its inception. They release a mini episode a week before each new episode, specifically to say what movie they'll be covering in the next episode so that the audience can go watch it beforehand. It's very different than how most bad movie podcasts work now, but I prefer it the "describe each beat of the movie, with a comic over-exaggerated reaction to it afterwards" Nostalgia Critic style that too many other bad movie podcasts (still) have.

Also, most importantly, HDTGM keeps Avaryl Halley employed as a producer. Which allows her the freedom to do other fun stuff like this (the best Sleepaway Camp review ever made) -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcVbVT2bFoM

Oh don't get me wrong, I've been listening to it on and off for a decade so the format's not new to me. I like the show well enough; the digressions they get into and June's wild takes/the responses to them are funny enough on their own. It'd just make it easier to follow if they described more of the plot or at least talked about the movie in a linear fashion.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Endless Trash posted:

If Scooby is a cat instead of a dog I just think that opens the door to a lot of fresh stories we can tell, it’s just really exciting

When sitting down to write Scooby Doo, we asked ourselves what the real essence of the character was, and someone said well, what if inside every dog there's a cat? And what if inside that cat is another cat, because the cat is pregnant? It's an interesting twist on the character that I don't think anyone has done before.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

If shows aren't weekly then how will I be able to inflict my insanely idiotic 12 paragraph theories on people

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Castor Poe posted:

Movie opens with Kevin Coster drinking his own piss.

It's called cinema verite, you churl

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

priznat posted:

Reading on wiki about it it also killed the “auteur” filmmaker as well, which kinda sucks and movies in the 80s might have been a lot more interesting!

The movie sounds like trash from the writeup and they were horrible to animals on it even apparently blowing up a horse with dynamite?! [Citation needed]

The spirit of the auteur lives on in Neil Breen

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Tip posted:



horny nerds are the worst

So was this drawn by that guy who's infamous for tracing porn, or

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FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

I sucked off Babu Frik at a Tucson truck stop in exchange for two PBRs and half a pack of Marlboro Reds

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