telling people how to hunt only using wrestling moves and scented candles

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EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

*sitting next to my pupil while sporting a SUPER KICKASS beard and pointing excessively* All right, here's the plan. You fling the candles directly into the deer's face, already darting right. I come up from behind and IMMEDIATELY give you the signal to take it down with the Russian Legsweep to disorient it. Squatting down rump to rump, grabbing the legs and pulling up in the Boston Crab right afterward, just like I taught you. Then...you don't let go until we do our tag move once I got the boar in the headlock. We do this together and then we get the champion's belt back at the lodge for our efforts, understand?

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 5, 2021

# ? Jan 5, 2021 00:49

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:24

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

this really seems more like "how to hunt a deer only using wrestling moves after giving the deer a gift" op

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^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:35

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

also, if the deer bucks (lol) it's the perfect chance to hit the canadian destroyer!!

# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:37

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

hiding the bushes slowly rising up with leaves fall off my back as I leap from my position and assume a Full Nelson on the mallard duck I was stalking, loudly announced by my partner showering the scene with special hand-poured beeswax candles littering the scene as a calling card to the game warden

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# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I call this one the Lavender Fields atomic elbow :wcw:

# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's most effective on small game and fowl. especially on fowl

# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:48

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Taking a huge rear end whiff of my roses&wax candle collection before venturing off deep into the woods looking to "Snap into a slim jim" with the freshest meat possible

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# ? Jan 5, 2021 01:57

Prof. Crocodile

While Jim Cornette has distracted the game warden with a pumpkin spice candle, I grab a folding chair from the underbrush and use it to smack an endangered bald eagle from the sky. The crowd is furious at my poor sportsmanship and my lack of patriotism, but the warden saw nothing, and has no choice to declare me the new symbol of the United States of America.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 02:59

Macnult

wait until its fully visible from the side in an upper referee position

# ? Jan 5, 2021 04:59

nut

full nelson sunmist

# ? Jan 5, 2021 13:13

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Deer. Grab from behind. Arms around the chest cavity, your chest on the center of the spine. Make sure legs are firmly planted on the ground. Suplex. Make sure the antlers penetrate at least a foot into the ground to hold it in place. Skin.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 19:19

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

first you light the apple brown betty yankee candle rig, anywhere above 5 candles should be good. wait in a tree till a bear approaches. you're only gonna have one shot with the folded chair as you come down so make it count.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 5, 2021 20:09

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