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cruft



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The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine. The discovery reveals how dinosaurs used this multipurpose opening — scientifically known as a cloacal vent — for pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying.

The dinosaur's derrière is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship — an anatomical quirk also seen in living crocodilians, said scientists who studied the specimen.

https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html

I don't normally feel like BYOB should be getting news articles, but this seems like the BYOBbiest news article I've read in years.

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The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine.

Best sentence I have ever read.


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Buttchocks

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Paleontologists fiercely debating what dinosaur sex felt like and whether they cuddled afterward.

nut


i could've told u that with a lot less time and money


alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


all paleontologists are furries and scalies -- NO EXCEPTIONS

Luvcow




that one really weird grad student on the dig: *sweating, breathing heavily* "yeah... yeah that's a butthole..."


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Luvcow posted:

that one really weird grad student on the dig: *sweating, breathing heavily* "yeah... yeah that's a butthole..."

Nosfereefer



you scientists were too busy asking whether or not you could, you never took the time to ask yourself whether you should look at dinosaur assholes

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 20, 2021

alnilam




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ty prof. crocodile

biosterous






Nosfereefer posted:

you scientists were too busy asking whether or not you could, you never took the time to ask yourself whether you should look at dinosaur assholes

i mean sometimes the answer is an instant "well yes obviously we should" so i don't really fault them this time



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more falafel please

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Behold Your Oviraptor's Butthole



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Jeff Goldblum: (sheepishly) Life, uh...

Baby dinosaur with Jeff Goldblum's face: ...finds a way.

Nosfereefer



a huge breakthrough. soon technology will allow us to preserve dinosaur buttholes at industrial scales

Luvcow




google THIS posted:

Jeff Goldblum: (sheepishly) Life, uh...

Baby dinosaur with Jeff Goldblum's face: ...finds a way.


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thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Royal Updog

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dinasaur b-holes had majestic plumage. sorry if you're too square to handle it, this is what science is


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hello internet friend






Royal Updog posted:

dinasaur b-holes had majestic plumage. sorry if you're too square to handle it, this is what science is

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Someday, dad, someday I will draw and sculpt dinosaur buttholes for a living! And then you'll see that I wasn't "wasting my potential," and you will apologize to me, man-to-man!

Buttchocks

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*starts to blow into 3d model of velociraptor larynx*
"Wait, I have a better idea..."

Prof. Crocodile



That paleontologist told me that *my* butthole was perfect and unique, too. Why do I keep falling for fuccbois?


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Bump to put both dinosaur butthole threads on page 1

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Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Oh poo poo! I didn't see this thread when I posted mine!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




the b-hole™ is all about respectable buttholes regardless off phylum

cruft



This is big enough butthole news that it deserves two BYOB threads minimum. Honestly I'd be shocked if this butthole news hadn't leaked into other forums as well.

Prof. Crocodile



cruft posted:

This is big enough butthole news that it deserves two BYOB threads minimum. Honestly I'd be shocked if this butthole news hadn't leaked into other forums as well.

the bhole was prominently featured in geebus last week.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

google THIS



cruft posted:

butthole

google THIS



The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow

cruft



google THIS posted:

The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow

Buttholes following buttholes in some sort of butthole parade. What a concept.

FutonForensic



breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears

Stoner Sloth



FutonForensic posted:

breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears

our country gapes with grief



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

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FutonForensic posted:

breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears

mrw we finally find it again

cruft



How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?

Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.

I rest my case.

Nosfereefer



if we evolved from dinosaurs, why are there still buttholes around?

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cruft posted:

How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?

Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.

I rest my case.

it's the Platonic concept of perfection... like when you look at the statue of Adonis and understand that it's the ideal form of man but it's far from common... this is Adonis' butthole, but if he were a dinosaur


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