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The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine. The discovery reveals how dinosaurs used this multipurpose opening — scientifically known as a cloacal vent — for pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying.
The dinosaur's derrière is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship — an anatomical quirk also seen in living crocodilians, said scientists who studied the specimen.
https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html
I don't normally feel like BYOB should be getting news articles, but this seems like the BYOBbiest news article I've read in years.
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quote:The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don't shine.
Best sentence I have ever read.
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Paleontologists fiercely debating what dinosaur sex felt like and whether they cuddled afterward.
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i could've told u that with a lot less time and money
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
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all paleontologists are furries and scalies -- NO EXCEPTIONS
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 https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!
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you scientists were too busy asking whether or not you could, you never took the time to ask yourself whether you should look at dinosaur assholes
Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 20, 2021
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Jeff Goldblum: (sheepishly) Life, uh...
Baby dinosaur with Jeff Goldblum's face: ...finds a way.
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Jan 20, 2021 21:25
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a huge breakthrough. soon technology will allow us to preserve dinosaur buttholes at industrial scales
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Jan 20, 2021 22:19
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Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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dinasaur b-holes had majestic plumage. sorry if you're too square to handle it, this is what science is
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Jan 20, 2021 22:52
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dinasaur b-holes had majestic plumage. sorry if you're too square to handle it, this is what science is
https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!
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Jan 20, 2021 22:58
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Someday, dad, someday I will draw and sculpt dinosaur buttholes for a living! And then you'll see that I wasn't "wasting my potential," and you will apologize to me, man-to-man!
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*starts to blow into 3d model of velociraptor larynx*
"Wait, I have a better idea..."
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turns to camera and sighs “it’s a livin”
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Jan 21, 2021 00:08
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Bump to put both dinosaur butthole threads on page 1
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Would an advertising executive
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Oh poo poo! I didn't see this thread when I posted mine!
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Jan 24, 2021 06:10
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This is big enough butthole news that it deserves two BYOB threads minimum. Honestly I'd be shocked if this butthole news hadn't leaked into other forums as well.
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Jan 24, 2021 16:34
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The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow
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The second preserved dinosaur butthole is going to have a tough act to follow
Buttholes following buttholes in some sort of butthole parade. What a concept.
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breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears
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Jan 26, 2021 19:28
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breaking news: the hole has been stolen. the gape has been crapnapped. a nation in tears
mrw we finally find it again
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Jan 26, 2021 20:29
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How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?
Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.
I rest my case.
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How can it be both "perfect" and "unique"?
Like, a perfect butthole would be an ideal butthole, right? And you would expect that the ideal butthole is in fact the normal butthole. So by virtue of being perfect, it cannot be unique.
I rest my case.
it's the Platonic concept of perfection... like when you look at the statue of Adonis and understand that it's the ideal form of man but it's far from common... this is Adonis' butthole, but if he were a dinosaur
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