The Year is 2021. Joe Biden is President. Posting Trains is Mandatory.

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free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

According to an executive order, the draft of which was seen by my uncle who works for amtrak, Joe Biden is going to make train travel MANDATORY for all americans and create a "Train Force" that will have the authority to randomly stop citizens and ask them questions about trains. Anyone who fails these quizzes will be sentenced to one of the many prison trains that will soon cross our nation. This is Biden's America.

anyway post your fav trains to a) prove your patriotism and b) help the less train-aware brush up on their knowledge and hopefully avoid railjail.

here's one of mine, the TurboTrain! designed by united aircraft and powered by a gas turbine

enthusiastic CHOO CHOO!s are not only encouraged but soon to be obligatory!
_{_{_{_{please dont send me to train jail mr. president}}}}

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:45

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:45

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxkKpkoN38

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:52

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms; Megamarm

welcome to America, here is your ridiculously large steam locomotive:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:53

resting bort face: Jun 2, 2000

Listen Jack, trains are downright un-American, here's wha-here's what you need to do, you need to drive down in your Chevrolet to the corner store, pick up a box of chocolates for your best gal, and then gas up before, before you pick her up (wink) because you're going to be cruising all night, now that's American

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:55

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

MARTY! IT RUNS ON STEEEAAAAMMM!!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:00

Meredith Baxter-Burnout: Jul 4, 2003; It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.

At some point way back, one of the sub forums on SA had a theme with a jpg of several large bear type gentleman riding an inflatable rocket or something. I think it was a reference to man trains and I wonder if anyone know what I'm talking about.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:07

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007; Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.

free hubcaps posted:

According to an executive order, the draft of which was seen by my uncle who works for amtrak, Joe Biden is going to make train travel MANDATORY for all americans and create a "Train Force" that will have the authority to randomly stop citizens and ask them questions about trains. Anyone who fails these quizzes will be sentenced to one of the many prison trains that will soon cross our nation. This is Biden's America.

anyway post your fav trains to a) prove your patriotism and b) help the less train-aware brush up on their knowledge and hopefully avoid railjail.

here's one of mine, the TurboTrain! designed by united aircraft and powered by a gas turbine

enthusiastic CHOO CHOO!s are not only encouraged but soon to be obligatory!
_{_{_{_{please dont send me to train jail mr. president}}}}

Your OP is of a Canadian livery? Some american patriot you are.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:08

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; here he comes
and he's gone again; Nap Ghost

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:09

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:10

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007; Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.

Edward Mass posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxkKpkoN38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE#t=26s

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:15

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:19

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Prison trains? Exclusively because I don't know enough about trains? Can I expect to have free Internet and take some personal belongings with me? Can I get a stipend that I can save up for trips off the train when it stops somewhere fun or for other things? If the answers to all of these are yes, could you tell me where the nearest checkpoint is? I need to make very sure I don't run into it.

Meme Poker Party posted:

....nope, that's not going to change my mind any. Hell, that might make certain facets of prison train life easier. Er, not that I'm tempted by prison train welfare, gosh no, just tell me where the checkpoint is and I'll be on my way.

Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jan 21, 2021

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:24

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:25

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

Meme Poker Party posted:

Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:28

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:39

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

SUPERTRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUERtAe73NI#t=5s

wait, this one is more super

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrot4rRCBwE

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:43

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:50

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; ~this is me posting irl~

i love the SP 4449:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvozb_WM7XY

what's amazing is that if i remember right, while it's not going that fast in the video, that class locomotive had a top speed of like 105mph. like, fuckin' steam locomotives on passenger service were hauling rear end faster than most of the "modern" Amtrak fleet does today (although a lot of that is due to the freight railroads not building/maintaining their lines to the standard needed for 100+mph speeds, not so much due to the capabilities of the Amtrak locomotives)

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:19

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

https://youtu.be/me5ifeBFaFo

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:25

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms; Megamarm

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

https://youtu.be/me5ifeBFaFo

Oh gently caress, I recognize a bunch of those wooden pieces

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:33

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 24, 2020; i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.

A man riding a train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmcN12M97o

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:54

Weka: May 5, 2019; And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

Penile train, hehe.

OMFG FURRY posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

OP you could have posted your video yourself.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 03:19

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; you can call
but I seldom answer after all

Mozi posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 03:32

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:08

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

Mozi posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:10

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Bogus Adventure posted:

"I will always remember my training, Sifu Hitler."

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:17

solarNativity: Nov 11, 2012

DART has the best-looking light rail vehicles on the face of the planet and it's not even close.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:21

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Armitag3 posted:

"I will always remember my training, Sifu Hitler."

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:25

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Loden Taylor posted:

SUPERTRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUERtAe73NI#t=5s

wait, this one is more super

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrot4rRCBwE

lol what the gently caress

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:26

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"Get in loser, we're going to ihop"

PinheadSlim fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jan 21, 2021

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:37

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; you can call
but I seldom answer after all

PinheadSlim posted:

"Get in loser, we're going ihop"

hell yeah

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:39

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:41

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:42

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Suck My Balls*~; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 21, 2021 04:59

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Chinatown posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:00

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; Coal Jobs for the Coal God

Chinatown posted:

no leash?

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:01

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:04

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 24, 2020; i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I saw this in London in 1996 when I went on abroad trip with my class. Didn't understand much of what was going on. Something about a starlight express and AC/DC?

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:04

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LF4I1S9rOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytd7tKEvz2M

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:05

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:45

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I saw this in London in 1996 when I went on abroad trip with my class. Didn't understand much of what was going on. Something about a starlight express and AC/DC?

Probably? I still haven't seen the musical, but that sounds about right.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 05:09

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