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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



According to an executive order, the draft of which was seen by my uncle who works for amtrak, Joe Biden is going to make train travel MANDATORY for all americans and create a "Train Force" that will have the authority to randomly stop citizens and ask them questions about trains. Anyone who fails these quizzes will be sentenced to one of the many prison trains that will soon cross our nation. This is Biden's America.


anyway post your fav trains to a) prove your patriotism and b) help the less train-aware brush up on their knowledge and hopefully avoid railjail.


here's one of mine, the TurboTrain! designed by united aircraft and powered by a gas turbine





enthusiastic CHOO CHOO!s are not only encouraged but soon to be obligatory!
please dont send me to train jail mr. president

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxkKpkoN38

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms

Megamarm

welcome to America, here is your ridiculously large steam locomotive:

resting bort face
Jun 2, 2000



Listen Jack, trains are downright un-American, here's wha-here's what you need to do, you need to drive down in your Chevrolet to the corner store, pick up a box of chocolates for your best gal, and then gas up before, before you pick her up (wink) because you're going to be cruising all night, now that's American

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


MARTY! IT RUNS ON STEEEAAAAMMM!!

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



At some point way back, one of the sub forums on SA had a theme with a jpg of several large bear type gentleman riding an inflatable rocket or something. I think it was a reference to man trains and I wonder if anyone know what I'm talking about.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.


free hubcaps posted:

According to an executive order, the draft of which was seen by my uncle who works for amtrak, Joe Biden is going to make train travel MANDATORY for all americans and create a "Train Force" that will have the authority to randomly stop citizens and ask them questions about trains. Anyone who fails these quizzes will be sentenced to one of the many prison trains that will soon cross our nation. This is Biden's America.


anyway post your fav trains to a) prove your patriotism and b) help the less train-aware brush up on their knowledge and hopefully avoid railjail.


here's one of mine, the TurboTrain! designed by united aircraft and powered by a gas turbine





enthusiastic CHOO CHOO!s are not only encouraged but soon to be obligatory!
please dont send me to train jail mr. president
Your OP is of a Canadian livery? Some american patriot you are.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE#t=26s

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!






Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Prison trains? Exclusively because I don't know enough about trains? Can I expect to have free Internet and take some personal belongings with me? Can I get a stipend that I can save up for trips off the train when it stops somewhere fun or for other things? If the answers to all of these are yes, could you tell me where the nearest checkpoint is? I need to make very sure I don't run into it.


....nope, that's not going to change my mind any. Hell, that might make certain facets of prison train life easier. Er, not that I'm tempted by prison train welfare, gosh no, just tell me where the checkpoint is and I'll be on my way.

Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jan 21, 2021

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho



Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Hairy Right Hook posted:

Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










SUPERTRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUERtAe73NI#t=5s

wait, this one is more super

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrot4rRCBwE

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


i love the SP 4449:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvozb_WM7XY


what's amazing is that if i remember right, while it's not going that fast in the video, that class locomotive had a top speed of like 105mph. like, fuckin' steam locomotives on passenger service were hauling rear end faster than most of the "modern" Amtrak fleet does today (although a lot of that is due to the freight railroads not building/maintaining their lines to the standard needed for 100+mph speeds, not so much due to the capabilities of the Amtrak locomotives)

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





https://youtu.be/me5ifeBFaFo

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms

Megamarm


Oh gently caress, I recognize a bunch of those wooden pieces

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.

A man riding a train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmcN12M97o

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Hairy Right Hook posted:

Excuse me, that is a Japanese rape train not an American Freedom(tm) Penal Train.

Penile train, hehe.


OP you could have posted your video yourself.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



"I will always remember my training, Sifu Hitler."

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012



DART has the best-looking light rail vehicles on the face of the planet and it's not even close.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Armitag3 posted:

"I will always remember my training, Sifu Hitler."

lol

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week



lol what the gently caress

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

"Get in loser, we're going to ihop"

PinheadSlim fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jan 21, 2021

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




PinheadSlim posted:

"Get in loser, we're going ihop"



hell yeah

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure




GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God




no leash?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.


I saw this in London in 1996 when I went on abroad trip with my class. Didn't understand much of what was going on. Something about a starlight express and AC/DC?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LF4I1S9rOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytd7tKEvz2M

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I saw this in London in 1996 when I went on abroad trip with my class. Didn't understand much of what was going on. Something about a starlight express and AC/DC?

Probably? I still haven't seen the musical, but that sounds about right.

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