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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010




College Slice

you just twist it. it is an aluminium cylinder and most of its strength is from the incompressible liquid inside it. when it is empty you just twist it and it collapses into a puck easily.

i can not be the only person who knows this

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010




College Slice



takes less than a second and you do not need to be strong. everyone should be doing this

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

I haven't drank anything out of a can in about 10 years op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Am I the only one who can open a bottle with a piece of paper? You just fold it a bunch of time and lever it, why isn't anybody else doing this??

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Icochet posted:

Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents

Same here, there's also a lottery button on the machine that's going to make me a millionaire someday so crushing them would be stupid.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.



Why do you think you're the only one who does this

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


There’s no better way to spot a hardcore alcoholic than by seeing a wall mounted can crusher in his garage or lanai.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

CARNITINE

Nutrition Facts

Sweet Sugar

ENERGY DRINK

ULTRA

I think I've figured out how and why you're crushing cans.

cum
Sep 18, 2016


Stereotype posted:

you just twist it. it is an aluminium cylinder and most of its strength is from the incompressible liquid inside it. when it is empty you just twist it and it collapses into a puck easily.

i can not be the only person who knows this

Because you are an alcoholic.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


you should crush my can, op

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Icochet posted:

Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents

Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Son of Rodney posted:

Am I the only one who can open a bottle with a piece of paper? You just fold it a bunch of time and lever it, why isn't anybody else doing this??
i have fingernails, son of brundlefly

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy.
the recycle value per can is or used to be way higher than what places would give you by weight

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy.

You should see the futuristic bar code reading machines. You'd poo poo your pants. No more filling up the pickup truck with cans and hauling them to cousin Skeeter

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




hope to see a lot of tough guys provimng themselves in this thread

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




My state doesn't do no fifteen cents a goddamn can for turning them in what in the hell kind of can utopias are you liberal HOMOSEXUAL can havers living in bah gawd

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







Stereotype posted:

you just twist it.
i can not be the only person who knows this

correct



Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Big Beef City posted:

My state doesn't do no fifteen cents a goddamn can for turning them in what in the hell kind of can utopias are you liberal HOMOSEXUAL can havers living in bah gawd

Hey fellow HETEROSEXUAL state liver. Say we join up and take our cans to Michigan and get 10 cents for them, no one pays 15, they are just lying!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Try doing the same to your penis, you may be surprised at the results!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Michael Corleone posted:

Hey fellow HETEROSEXUAL state liver. Say we join up and take our cans to Michigan and get 10 cents for them, no one pays 15, they are just lying!

Ok but no celebration kissing until AFTER we turn the cans in and NO weird poo poo this time!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.



Stereotype posted:



takes less than a second and you do not need to be strong. everyone should be doing this

That's a monster not a beer can fucko
Try again

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bet you can't do this to a can of Sapporo

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Wow just come on here and brag about how you can afford to buy cans. Wow.

I'll be down at the crick getting a drink. Wow.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Smugworth posted:

That's a monster not a beer can fucko
Try again

Yeah, beer cans have added steel beams for stability to help protect the precious beer. Burning jet fuel is the only way to take down a beer can.

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!

Nap Ghost

Stereotype posted:



takes less than a second and you do not need to be strong. everyone should be doing this

I did exactly this with exactly that twice this morning. You are not alone.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Go easy on those energy drinks bucko

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


the whole point is being strong enough to crush it without twisting. you namby-pamby weakling. you feeble fraud.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0





Scratchmo

Real cool guys stab cans or bend them enough to tear and then peel into little strips

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Pretend you're jaws from bond and chew through them bad boys

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Crushing cans consumes valuable drinking time.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Real cool guys stab cans or bend them enough to tear and then peel into little strips

Nah you gotta smash it against your head!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod





real cool guys drink from a bottle like an adult, drat

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




gleebster posted:

Crushing cans consumes valuable drinking time.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

It's a telltale sign of alcoholism. The only people that I've met that crush by hand drink unhealthy amounts of beer. I think its just an osmosis thing; you've gone through so many more cans than the average person you just learn to crush by hand naturally.

I have crushed thousands of cans by hand myself.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Why would you even bother, just throw out the cans

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



Colonel Cancer posted:

Why would you even bother, just throw out the cans

If I don't do this I will have to crush other things in my life

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



Stereotype posted:



takes less than a second and you do not need to be strong. everyone should be doing this

cool stationery

for a clown to crumble

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

Grevling posted:

Same here, there's also a lottery button on the machine that's going to make me a millionaire someday so crushing them would be stupid.

whoa that's pretty cool. anywhere you can get cash back should have this as an option

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

The machine at my supermarket has a button to give it to charity

gently caress off, I worked my rear end off to empty those cans. Drink your own beers you lazy orphans

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I've never seen a can machine, here you have to bring your covid infested cans to a grumpy guy behind a counter

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