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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hello my friends. we've made it through another year of exciting, unforgettable wwe programming. who could forget all the amazing moments that have happened since the last royal rumble. you remember them all, don't you?

we've had wwe underground, aj styles's tall bodyguard, randy orton's skin falling off, alexa bliss is doing stuff, dabba kato as well. we've seen amazing matches like keith lee vs someone, i heard there was a good women's match, and who could forget, tomasso ciampa vs johnny gargano on the international space station. nxt uk and 205 live are taking the uk and the kingdom of the dwarves by storm, and now wrestling has never been more popular in those places.

this year, we have more entrants in the roulette than ever before. this is because the wwe is popular and is producing good content.

so in honor of the WWE's popularity on this forum, you will name your team after your favorite AEW wrestler.


Royal Rumble 2021 Teams

1. Billy
El Generico
Karmine
a cyborg mug

2. mel
21 Hoot Salute
TTBF
Punch McLightning
Lid

3. Dean Ambrose
Jordan7hm
Venomous
The Bee

4. John Silver
the escape goat
Flight Bisque
Insertnamehere31
Shima Honnou

5. Jungle Boy
flashy_mcflash
CarlCX
Digital Jedi

6. Pac
Artelier
Cavauro
Red is Dead
Rick

7. -1
Grem
fit em all up in there
Intruder

8. Sting
Fentry
MJeff
Power Windows
Rubber Soul

9. Hook
Bard Maddox
TL
Yaya

10. Penta El 0 M
YourHumbleMessiah
TV Zombie
Dacap
Shinjobi

11. JR, who is not a wrestler
A Salty Affair
Seams
HOT! New Memes

12. Hangman Adam Page
UltimoDragonQuest
Jerusalem
NowonSA
Penguin Patrol

13.
Aesculus
werty420
RealFoxy
DangoBango

14. Wardlow
britishbornandbread
EndlessMike
TheBerzerker

15. Luke Gallows
stab
Malcolm Excellent
KungFu Grip
Eat My Fuc

16. Sammy Guevara
is pepsi ok
TheRico
handsome only face

17. Leva Bates
Davros1
Seth Rollins
JoeRules

18. Kenny Omega
SalTheBard
SamuraiFoochs
Do not even ask
delfin

19. Chris Jericho
Abroham Lincoln
yea ok
thatguyclint

20. Riho
Fluffy Bunnies
Riotgrrill
ItohRespectArmy
SatansOnion

21. Pineapple Pete
Brigadier Sensible
Erebus
Dr.Smasher

22. Evil Uno
Joey McChrist
Petit Gregory
ShadowedFlames
Armitage

23. Fenix
Karma Tornado
Gumball Gumption
Shoehead

24. Austin Gunn
John Dudebro
Macksy
NienNunb
tecnocrat

25. Japanese Deathmatch Legend Dr. Luther
oldpainless
Senerio
JOHN CENA

26. Ricky Starks
Benne
Blasmeister
kolby
Grant DaNasty

27. MJF
ElNarez
Hirez
AK-47

28. Eddie Kingston
Codependent Poster
Big Coffin Hunter
oldskool
Rusty Shackleford

29. Tully Blanchard, but really it's Thunder Rosa
MorningMoon
ARMBAR A COP
MotU

30. Orange Cassidy
abraham linksys
Evil Badman
Procrastinator
HulkaMatt

i hope you all have a good time this royal rumble. try to make friends with your team, because your may end up moderating the forum with them afterwards, because whichever team wins will become the new moderator team for DPPH until the next Royal Rumble.

as always, my entrant number (17) is my champion. if they win, i become the new mod for life. but if they lose, i must change my name to whoever eliminated them. there used to be a whole toxx thread for the rumble, but we don't do that anymore, so i have to put this here. i'm sorry.

Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jan 31, 2021

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Team 5 claims Jungle Boy, which means Jungle Boy is going to main event Wrestlemania.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Team 25 is named after the best wrestler, The Original Death Dealer, Japanese Death Match Legend Dr. Luther

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Senerio posted:

Team 25 is named after the best wrestler, The Original Death Dealer, Japanese Death Match Legend Dr. Luther

cosigned, this was who i was gonna pick

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
I was writing Aja Kong's name when I decided to go for a different Japanese Legend.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

CarlCX posted:

Team 5 claims Jungle Boy, which means Jungle Boy is going to main event Wrestlemania.

Fully support this team name and will wish it to become true.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

will the men's or women's rumble yield new mods

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
team 9 is team hook

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Team 26 claims the best member of Team Taz, Ricky Starks

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

team #6 will be named after Pac

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

JOHN CENA posted:

will the men's or women's rumble yield new mods

the men's rumble will be for the mma mods, the women's rumble will be for the wrestling mods

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please change me to a different team once my wrestler is eliminated, and rename that team to Pac

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
#13 will be claimed as Alex Reynolds, the guy who isn't hungy in the Beaver Boys/Dark Order

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


since 30 is the last and therefore laziest number, I proffer the suggestion that we be team orange cassidy

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Procrastinator posted:

since 30 is the last and therefore laziest number, I proffer the suggestion that we be team orange cassidy

Seconded

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Feeling pretty good about the "#1 pulls a full ironman and wins" possibility

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



quote:

12.
UltimoDragonQuest
Jerusalem
NowonSA
Penguin Patrol
Team 12 shall be known as Team Focused Yeehaw Man "Hangman" Adam Page

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Team 2 is mel

just mel.

in lower case.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Lets catch up on Mel before she was in AEW doing something

https://web.archive.org/web/20161225084430/http://www.glorywrestling.com/gg/MelanieCruise/MC.asp


Melanie Cruise's Stats...

Height: 6' 0"
Weight: Enough to kick your a$$.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois (USA)

Wrestling Ambition: Every wrestler's dream is to go all the way in wrestling. Some make it and some don't. As long as I'm wrestling for the rest of my life, I don't mind where it is.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

team 19 will be named after Chris Jericho, who will also be entrant #19 in the men's royal rumble

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Team 12 shall be known as Team Focused Yeehaw Man "Hangman" Adam Page

This is who I was gonna ask for too, so Big Yeehaw :clint:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I was going to check the last time mel had a match but cagematch is giving me firefox warnings out the yahoo so i'm going to assume it was january last year.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Lid posted:

I was going to check the last time mel had a match but cagematch is giving me firefox warnings out the yahoo so i'm going to assume it was january last year.

She was in the women's tag tournament.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I hope #10 is slapjack

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



yea ok posted:

team 19 will be named after Chris Jericho, who will also be entrant #19 in the men's royal rumble

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I would like my team, #21, to be named after Pineapple Pete.

The best fruit-named wrestler for nigh on 43 years.

And for the women's rumble, let team #21 be named after Brittney Baker DDS, because she is both pretty and cool, also her boyfriend is 6 foot tall.

Thank you for your consideration.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Team 3 will be Jon Moxley

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

team 20 will be Riho

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Team 12 shall be known as Team Focused Yeehaw Man "Hangman" Adam Page

Jerusalem posted:

This is who I was gonna ask for too, so Big Yeehaw :clint:

As far as I'm concerned, Team Focused Yeehaw Man "Hangman" Adam Page is already winners. Big Yeehaw :hai:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Venomous posted:

Team 3 will be Jon Moxley

I will Death Rider you, jerk face :mad:

Team 18, then, is Kenny Omega

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will Death Rider you, jerk face :mad:

Death Rider? Never heard of anyone using that in AEW, but it looks very similar to the Paradigm Shift used by team 3's representative, Jon Moxley

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

Cavauro posted:

team #6 will be named after Pac

I am surprisingly okay with this.

*checks notes*

Wy aye man.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Team 4 will rep #4 of the dark order, John Silver

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

I want team 23 to be team Fenix

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Karma Tornado posted:

I want team 23 to be team Fenix

LUCHA BROS MEXI-KING CERO MIEDO MEET US IN THE RING

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



17 is LEVA BATES!!!

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
Eh, what the hell.

Team 22 will claim Evil Uno just to #JoinDarkOrder.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I declare team 14 to be Team John Silver

Dammit, Team 4!

Fine, Team 14 will be Team WARDLOW

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Team 7 is gonna be MEAT BOY John Silver

gently caress I didn't read the thread.

Team 7 is -1 !

Grem fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Jan 30, 2021

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



I refuse to take the bait of choosing Shawn Spears so I claim FENIX PENTA EL ZERO M for team 10

Dacap fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 30, 2021

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