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 Welcome to Weekend at Bernie's Mafia this is a mafia game for 12 players.  This is a mafia game about the blockbuster smash hit movie Weekend at Bernie's. A horror movie about a man who is dead and his employees viciously taking advantage of the fact that he is dead for their own sick fulfillment. Watch in terror as they desecrate a corpse repeatedly. https://discord.gg/PHWmtVg  discord required Please join my server using that link if you want to play or observe.Standard Mafia Rules apply. I'll be using Podima's anti lurk rules: If you don't make at least 10 posts in a game day, you will be permanently ON NOTICE for the rest of the game. Tut tut! If you are already ON NOTICE and do not make at least 10 posts on any subsequent game day, you will be FREELY LIGHTS OUT EXECUTABLE the next day. (Your execution will not end the day, but your flip will be posted at the end of the day!) The above rules will be disregarded if hammer happens more than 24 hours before deadline or the game day lasts less than 24 hours (or otherwise based on mod judgment), and will hopefully only be in effect for the first 2-3 game days if you're all good people. Days will be 48 hours and nights will be 24. Executions will use Plurality
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pigmans posted:A horror movie about a man who is dead and his employees viciously taking advantage of the fact that he is dead for their own sick fulfillment. In lol
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Feb 8, 2021 01:09
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Feb 8, 2021 01:19
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I'm constitutionally obligated to play this game, however I am going to be farting around a lot so I don't get worked up. So I'm saying it here, so I can quote this post during the game later, "yes I am just dicking around a bunch, but I'm still right."
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Feb 8, 2021 01:41
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I’m here for it
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Feb 8, 2021 02:02
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Sure.
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Feb 8, 2021 02:39
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Oh for sure
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Feb 8, 2021 02:40
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I'm totally not dead. Could I be posting to this account if I were dead? Someone who got abruptly murdered couldn't be sitting here waving awkwardly to the neighbors and posting on something awful.
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Feb 8, 2021 02:42
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I will bravely find all the scum. No, I will not share who they are with town. In fact I will mislead town.
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Feb 8, 2021 02:56
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Alright
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Feb 8, 2021 08:17
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FOOTBALL SEASON IS FINALLY OVER AND THAT MEANS IT IS NOW JOHN CENA SEASON
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Feb 8, 2021 10:54
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Should I do this? Oh probably not but what the hell.
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Feb 8, 2021 19:57
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Yup.
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Feb 9, 2021 04:12
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Whattup Voodoo!!
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Feb 9, 2021 04:13
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It snowed today in Vancouver. Like falling on my front door. I’ve never lived where it snowed at my doorstep. So doing pretty good.
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Feb 9, 2021 04:18
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That's a full game. Role PM's will go out soon and the game will start tomorrow afternoonish eastern when I wake up.
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Feb 9, 2021 07:47
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Role PM's are sent. Closing thread until tomorrow afternoon.
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Feb 9, 2021 08:24
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It is day 1, the horror begins.
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Feb 9, 2021 18:40
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Votecount for Day 1 Not Voting (12): CCKeane, Grandicap, Hal Insandenza, Idle Amalgam, JOHN CENA, ObamaAkbar., Retro Futurist, Rhymes With Clue, Sandwolf, spacing in vienna, Toalpaz, VoodooflyWith 12 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is February 11th, 2021 at 1:39 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 23 hours.
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Feb 9, 2021 18:40
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Sus of everyone to have not posted yet at this time of day.
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Feb 9, 2021 19:02
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Oh yes. Need a new corpse here.
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Feb 9, 2021 19:16
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What's wrong with the old corpse?
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Feb 9, 2021 19:27
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As someone who has not watched this movie in 15-20 years, does it hold up?
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Feb 9, 2021 19:27
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Grandicap posted:As someone who has not watched this movie in 15-20 years, does it hold up? i just watched it maybe a month ago, visually it is absolutely a relic but it holds up mostly fine
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Feb 9, 2021 19:46
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Oh sorry, I forgot to mention Executions are going to be Plurality I will add this to the op
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Feb 9, 2021 19:52
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CapitalistPig posted:Oh sorry, I forgot to mention Why did you go all ee cumm ings ON this post ?
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Feb 9, 2021 20:04
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I have never seen this movie
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Feb 9, 2021 20:05
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Dammit, it ate my formatting. Mafia Edit:CapitalistPig posted:Oh sorry, I forgot to mention code:
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Feb 9, 2021 20:05
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I'm sorry I voted Plurality It was so delicious and Cold
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Feb 9, 2021 20:14
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You’re cumming where Grandi?!
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Feb 9, 2021 20:14
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Retro Futurist posted:I'm sorry I voted this is a different guy!!
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Feb 9, 2021 20:15
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Because I could not stop and wait for sand Sand kindly stopped and waited for me
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Feb 9, 2021 20:21
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Sandwolf posted:You’re cumming where Grandi?! You had to go low brow with it Sandy. Pearls before swine.
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Feb 9, 2021 20:22
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Retro Futurist posted:Because I could not stop and wait for sand In the carriage but yourselves and a vigilante?
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Feb 9, 2021 20:23
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Grandicap posted:In the carriage but yourselves and a vigilante? In the carriage just yourselves, a two-man masonry. Fits the meter better.
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Feb 9, 2021 20:24
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Thread is going to the doggerel. Yeah, that didn't work. Sounded better in my head. Also, doggerel rhymes.
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Feb 9, 2021 20:24
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Am I some kind of philistine? Wtf are you all on about
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Feb 9, 2021 20:26
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Grandicap posted:You had to go low brow with it Sandy. I am an uncultured swine, there is no brow low enough
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Feb 9, 2021 20:47
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this is my favorite excerpt from poetry, no joke:Trout Fishing in America posted:A little ways up from the shack was an outhouse with its door flung violently open. The inside of the outhouse was ex¬posed like a human face and the outhouse seemed to say, “The old guy who built me crapped in here 9, 745 times and he’s dead now and I don’t want anyone else to touch me. He was a good guy. He built me with loving care. Leave me alone. I’m a monument now to a good rear end gone under. There’s no mystery here. That’s why the door’s open. If you have to crap, go in the bushes like the deer.”
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Feb 9, 2021 20:48
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dhaes was the ee cummings of mafia Man that was brutal to type with autocorrect on my phone
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Feb 9, 2021 20:58
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