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Muk Dumpster: Jun 27, 2020; Text Here

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2321251/pentagon-admits-testing-wreckage-ufo-crashes/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Pentagon admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may �change our lives forever,� expert says

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Surely THIS TIME will be different

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Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Will this finally answer why it's always an anal probe?

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Sounds like a surefire way to make UFOs that crash IDIOTS! :flipoff:

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spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

well that fuckin settles it

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Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Is the US The Sun like The Sun but somehow worse?

Note that the aliens are always bald hence their technology will not make your hair come back either and they were probably looking for such technology when they came to earth.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Flannelette posted:

Is the US The Sun like The Sun but somehow worse?

Note that the aliens are always bald hence their technology will not make your hair come back either and they were probably looking for such technology when they came to earth.

No it's the same sun no matter where you are on earth.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

The sun being the sun probably sees a lot more poo poo since it's in outer space.

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

The aliens probed me

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

I'm the super secret alien materials report marked Unclassified/FOUO

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akma: Jan 30, 2016; I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Super secret alien alloy with it's own public wiki entry. Now that's journalism.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Holy poo poo the formatting on that article is so bad.

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

so THATS where my kite went

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zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

What if the aliens we're among us all along?

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Muk Dumpster posted:

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2321251/pentagon-admits-testing-wreckage-ufo-crashes/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Pentagon admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may ‘change our lives forever,’ expert says

Wow, a report about UFO debris from one of Britain's most scurrilous rags. "UFO", of course, just means unidentified flying object, like the "Roswell incident" debris from the crashed nuclear test surveillance balloon (a later identified flying object, and being military spy equipment, sufficient reason alone for the text deletions).

The Sun article makes claims about an alien metal, but the FOI-sourced pages about it shown with the Sun article are clearly from research papers about the possibility of developing such a metal.

Of couse we also have the opinion if a self professed "UFO expert".

tldr: What a load of (Earthling) poo poo.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

BigBadSteve posted:

Wow, a report about UFO debris from one of Britain's most scurrilous rags. "UFO", of course, just means unidentified flying object, like the "Roswell incident" debris from the crashed nuclear test surveillance balloon (a later identified flying object, and being military spy equipment, sufficient reason alone for the text deletions).

The Sun article makes claims about an alien metal, but the FOI-sourced pages about it shown with the Sun article are clearly from research papers about the possibility of developing such a metal.

Of couse we also have the opinion if a self professed "UFO expert".

tldr: What a load of (Earthling) poo poo.

Ok let's back up a bit here. First of all do you agree that it's at least possible that aliens exist and that they may have, at some point, visited the Earth?

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redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

the real aliens were the friends we made along the way

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Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

redm posted:

the real aliens were the friends we made along the way

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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

I could easily beat up a sectoid

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wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Why do the aliens try to sodomize us?

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Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Holy poo poo the formatting on that article is so bad.

I genuinely lol�d at the fullscreen Serious Journalism�️ splash images of a loving low res grey alien who looks like he should be smoking a joint

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Muk Dumpster: Jun 27, 2020; Text Here

BigBadSteve posted:

Wow, a report about UFO debris from one of Britain's most scurrilous rags. "UFO", of course, just means unidentified flying object, like the "Roswell incident" debris from the crashed nuclear test surveillance balloon (a later identified flying object, and being military spy equipment, sufficient reason alone for the text deletions).

The Sun article makes claims about an alien metal, but the FOI-sourced pages about it shown with the Sun article are clearly from research papers about the possibility of developing such a metal.

Of couse we also have the opinion if a self professed "UFO expert".

tldr: What a load of (Earthling) poo poo.

MiB spotted

AGENT S

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

wesleywillis posted:

Why do the aliens try to sodomize us?

It's not strange at all. People sodomize each other all the time for a variety of reasons. 23% of all emergency room admissions in the US are for people who got something stuck up their rear end that they put there on purpose!

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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Linux Pirate posted:

The sun being the sun probably sees a lot more poo poo since it's in outer space.

citation needed. don't believe everything you hear, sheep

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Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

The Targzissians are obviously reptilian.

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mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Muk Dumpster posted:

https://www.the-sun.com/news/2321251/pentagon-admits-testing-wreckage-ufo-crashes/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Pentagon admits it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes & findings may �change our lives forever,� expert says

Given that the Pentagon also recently admitted they have an issue with extremists within their command structure, I guess we'll get Nazi UFOs after all.

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A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not strange at all. People sodomize each other all the time for a variety of reasons. 23% of all emergency room admissions in the US are for people who got something stuck up their rear end that they put there on purpose!

tbf almost all of those are just my uncle Phil

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fucks Smolder and Dana Skullfuck in the sex files

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Mumbling Nuggets: Jan 14, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

The first alien who came to Earth hid something precious in some human's rear end, and all the other aliens that have come here since then have been trying to find it.

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Muk Dumpster: Jun 27, 2020; Text Here

Their buttcoin wallet

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Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I pay money for this type of poo poo.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:23

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

The aliens are here.

And they're here to gently caress.

# ? Feb 14, 2021 03:24

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Szyznyk posted:

The Targzissians are obviously reptilian.

Thats not what I hear from my homeboy O-Qua Tangin Wann

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's not an alien, OP.

That's a leprechaun. This is what they really look like (small, big head, green). And he's sodomizing you because he's mad as gently caress that you think he's an alien.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's not an alien, OP.

That's a leprechaun. This is what they really look like (small, big head, green). And he's sodomizing you because he's mad as gently caress that you think he's an alien.

Oh fiddle-de-dee, me butthole. :cry: