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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Heck yes

https://www.fisher-price.com/en-us/product/my-home-office-gmn43



This is exactly what I do every day. Pretend to work.

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Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


As someone who works in managment, and my whole day is basically meetings. I’ll say this.


Yes a 4 year old can do my job.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



I, in fact, am a cat.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




pretend play is indoctrination

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



I'd be in a much better mood if I could get a video conference going with a cat right now.

That bar graph looks pretty good, too, somebody's in line for a raise!

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


These kids are dressed better than I am at work.

I literally have been wearing the same clothes for three days...

This product is unrealistic. We’re setting out kids up for failure.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Into The Mild posted:

These kids are dressed better than I am at work.

I literally have been wearing the same clothes for three days...

This product is unrealistic. We’re setting out kids up for failure.
Not one bottle of lube or sex toy accidentally left out in the open and caught on camera.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Universe Master posted:

Not one bottle of lube or sex toy accidentally left out in the open and caught on camera.

Nobody knows I’m wearing my Balldo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Unrealistic, the computer doesn't have cheap opaque tape across the camera to hide your shame of being totally ungroomed, clad in torn underwear, and working in a dirty room with WWE playing on a monitor in the background.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team!
*signs out of zoom, jerks off*

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Wow







Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Big Beef City posted:

That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team!
*signs out of zoom, jerks off*

You're supposed to sign out first?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Universe Master posted:

You're supposed to sign out first?

Unless your Jeff Toobin.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Big Beef City posted:

That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team!
*signs out of zoom, jerks off*

Kids are bidding on meme stock.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Can't wait for my first crypto rig.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop


That owns

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



If she’s not careful that coffee is going to spill everywhere holding it at that angle

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



A Fancy Hat posted:

I'd be in a much better mood if I could get a video conference going with a cat right now.

That bar graph looks pretty good, too, somebody's in line for a raise!

i have an amazing cat. lets start a business

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 17, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.



"..."

We can't hear you Cat, you're on mute.

[Cat hisses inaudibly]

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

My First Home, The Office

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Icochet posted:

My First Home, The Office

Looks in mirror. “My boss is a jerk”

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



complaint department: closed

TacticalHoodie
May 7, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased!

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


TacticalHoodie posted:

Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased!

Cat Company is a toxic workplace.

Dog Inc is the most chill place ever. It’s full of good boys.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006






cats work in HR, dogs are sales, sloths tech support

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



TacticalHoodie posted:

Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased!

Cat co is taking a real downturn now that the CEO is addicted to nip

SchnorkIes
Jan 12, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


Into The Mild posted:

As someone who works in managment, and my whole day is basically meetings. I’ll say this.


Yes a 4 year old can do my job.

how do i get this gig

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


SchnorkIes posted:

how do i get this gig

Learn software engineering, then sell your soul to the devil.

It helps if you wear a butt plug the whole day. You just never know when someone’s gonna need to unload.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


What parents of three year olds these days haven't given up and given their child an actual tablet so their dumb child will stop being so drat annoying?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP?

der ruhige
Nov 12, 2020


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Unrealistic, the computer doesn't have cheap opaque tape across the camera to hide your shame of being totally ungroomed, clad in torn underwear, and working in a dirty room with WWE playing on a monitor in the background.
Wait, why would you have a monitor behind you? You'd have to turn around to see it. Doesn't make sense.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


Novo posted:

so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP?

Cat herder.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Novo posted:

so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP?

I touch computers for my job, i masturbate a retard as a passion

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




If was these kids parent I'd demand to speak to the manager

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




"Well I don't like your attitude...SARAH, and I want to speak to someone ELSE!" as they're bawling

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




kids get turbo gaming rigs when they're like 5 now, and if you don't have one to play rocket league then you're a loser kid who probably only has it for the switch lite or some other system for babies

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Into The Mild posted:

Learn software engineering, then sell your soul to the devil.

It helps if you wear a butt plug the whole day. You just never know when someone’s gonna need to unload.

okay so there's actually some parts a 4 year old can't do

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

youre dick posted:

I touch computers for my job, i masturbate a retard as a passion

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It's not the red form anymore.
Incidental bones can file under the greens.


Don't post pics of my workstation theres sensitive client data on there

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



gleebster posted:

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
work a job you hate cause then every second you have off is like christmas

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