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Aardvark!



It feels like complete bullshit. I don't get why women get away with Never Wearing a Condom when I have to waste a jimmy hat every time I go out to the grocery store, replace them when I pee.. drat, men got it hard am I right ladies?

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FutonForensic



Wish I Wasn't My Own Self So I Don't Have to Watch Myself Put On a Condom 1X a Day


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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Aardvark! posted:

It feels like complete bullshit. I don't get why women get away with Never Wearing a Condom when I have to waste a jimmy hat every time I go out to the grocery store, replace them when I pee.. drat, men got it hard am I right ladies?

i prefer wearing it to taking 20+ pills everyday, which is how female birthcontrol works


tyvm hbag

nut


you’re supposed to take them off when u pee?

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nut posted:

you’re supposed to take them off when u pee?

nah son. OP is clearly misguided. Keep on sloshin in the free world borther

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



OP have you tried sealing your entire lower body in a vacuum sealed latex tube instead hth

Gramps





I watched an mma promotion a few months ago that was sponsored by a futuristic condom company and said futuristic condoms are basically pisshole tape. I think it's called the galactic cap. how could they fail with a name and a product like that? future's lookin pretty bright, kids.

alnilam


Posting in the springtime


Teddy Thunders posted:

OP have you tried sealing your entire lower body in a vacuum sealed latex tube instead hth

do you take it off when you pee though



ty blaise rascal

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



alnilam posted:

do you take it off when you pee though

It's hermetically sealed, you'll have to just hold it until it's time to change your hermetically-sealed lower body condom.

Vei


i've always been a cap man so i don't mind

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Better than the old method of having to tie our dicks into knots all the time. I wish grandpa would stop going on about how it was better in his day.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time


Stoner Sloth



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time

plus if you get prescription ones it magnifies it be careful skinny dipping on sunny days though!


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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Think I'm going to hang loose today and wear the rubber pants with looney toons printed on them

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Nah I love doing my civic duty

I'm doing my part, too!

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Want some rye?
Course ya do!



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Heather Papps


hello internet friend





*me, photoshopping an average flesh tone into all the croc holes*
"it's a livin'!"


tyvm hbag

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my thoughts exactly lol

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




well i filled in the dick pocket vents

did you smooth out the belt holes?

gently caress


tyvm hbag

vanisher



Heather Papps posted:

*me, photoshopping an average flesh tone into all the croc holes*
"it's a livin'!"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time

What? Mine fogs up considerably

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

What? Mine fogs up considerably

Just rub a little spit on it.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





Haha that’s totally weird haha who would ever want to wear one those haha. Just out of totally idle curiosity, where do you think you would buy one of those totally weird croc-kinis?




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

vanisher



Wrapping my junk in latex is not "for her pleasure" how dare you

Filthy Hans





the only one I'll wear is the Emperor's New Condom

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FutonForensic



i joined a hippie men's rights protest and burned my condom in front of the state capitol

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


i use em as socks


thanks blaise rascal!

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nut


3 weeks in and honestly im living my best life

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