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"The Offspring" entire discography on CD, anyone?
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Mar 9, 2021 00:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Still haven’t found an application for my drill press. Someday I will need it for something, and I will be happy I have it. Yeah this rototiller may have been a mistake but you know what? It pays to be prepared
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Mar 9, 2021 17:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hey can I borrow your rototiller? Uhhhhhh maybe next weekend. Like I always say, you never know
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Mar 9, 2021 20:17
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And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT
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Mar 9, 2021 21:31
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Lookin pretty fresh in my khaki shorts, pastel blue polo shirt and white crocs. They're more comfortable than you think and yes my orthopedic inserts DO fit inside!!
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Mar 9, 2021 23:57
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Of course, every now and then I bust out my concert tee from Oasis' incredible 1996 tour. But only if I'm feeling frisky
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Mar 10, 2021 00:02
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I went to high school with the heir to the crocs empire. He was pretty messed up even by my high school's standards. He once stole a friend's laptop when I invited him over someplace (I didn't realize how far gone he was at that point). When we used find my device we found out where he was, went there, I punched him in the face and took the laptop and later we found a video on it of him naked with his dick tucked singing shania twain into the webcam. Just because we're suburban dads doesn't mean we didn't get a little wild back in the old days, believe you me! *laughs obnoxiously*
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Mar 10, 2021 00:11
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Derpies posted:
that's a beautiful rig, but on your head be the consequences. you know how much that rig would fetch on the black market? well, neither do I but it's probably a lot!!
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Mar 10, 2021 23:31
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my father in law, who's the most suburban and dadliest suburban dad to ever live in the suburbs, is concerned about the state of my tire treads and warned of the black ice driving over the pass on highway 18
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Mar 11, 2021 00:47
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Looks like you’re running low on charcoal that grill cover could use a wash, too. not that I'm trying to tell a man his craft, you understand -yelled at the top of my lungs over the adjoining fence unprompted
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Mar 11, 2021 00:52
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Wash.... Society already judges our suburban dads so harshly, so I won't say a thing more about it
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Mar 11, 2021 19:34
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I wear black dress socks and soccer sandals every day to work. Technically this falls within the dress code since you can't actually see my toes
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Mar 15, 2021 23:32
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Tuesday is a day that only city dads and rural dads should have to deal with impo
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Mar 16, 2021 22:40
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If you pay to get it repaired, or get a new one, it's a wonderful opportunity to complain to your family about how much it costed you
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Mar 17, 2021 17:31
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Gettin' tired of messing with this weenie battery operated fishing line trimmer. Think it’s time to get an Echo. I’m thinking maybe the PAS-2620 with the Pro edger attachment. I just trim my fishing line with a pocket knife! HA! That's a little dad humor for ya
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Mar 26, 2021 23:34
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Cafe Barbarian posted:I guess you could say it was a 'good' friday My stolen car got found last Friday, about two hours before I was set to go buy a motorcycle so I'd have some transportation. The Goodest Friday!! For me at least. Although ngl I'm kind of upset that I don't have an excuse to buy a motorcycle anymore  . Don't know how I'd justify it to the "the missus"
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Apr 5, 2021 20:38
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I fixed my snowboard with some two stage epoxy last weekend. Never even tried to fix a snowboard before but it seemed to go pretty well. And yes, us dads can get pretty XTREME too when we want to.
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Apr 7, 2021 00:01
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Dig around it with a shovel, then attach a chain as low on it as you can, attach that to your vehicle and pull its bumper right off comically
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Apr 7, 2021 19:28
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I've never had a car payment in my life, too scared of losing my job then losing the car. Instead I just get great deals on ebay for old pieces of poo poo
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Apr 8, 2021 22:46
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drk posted:Thanks, thats actually pretty useful advice. Not only should you go but we should tile this as the background to the thread
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Apr 9, 2021 00:18
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Bonzo posted:Brother I've been sayin' that for YEARS HEYO *wives share exasperated looks*
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Apr 19, 2021 22:51
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donkey salami posted:Does building one of those left over bricks outside pizza ovens count for suburban dad status? Saw this and thinking of trying this weekend. I'm not sure there could be anything that counts more. Apart from an all-dad cover band where you play bass, but it's second only to that
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Apr 19, 2021 23:10
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A CRAB IRL posted:I'm buying an air fryer and a smoker tomorrow. Just planted loads of Asian cabbage to make kimchi this summer. My aluminium necked guitar for my hobby sludge / doom band is on the way. Currently browsing mason jars for the four hybrid autoflowers I have going under the eaves. Getting into modular synthesis. Concerned about my choice in log splitters. You definitely have the consumerism part down, just make sure you only ever use this stuff three times per year or less (but sometimes take the guitar out just to look at it and make sure it didn't get dirty inside the case somehow)
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Apr 21, 2021 20:19
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Sometimes you get that suburban dad who is like hey man wanna “toot toot” while the girls are looking at duvet covers or some poo poo and he’s talking about cocaine. Pretty sure that means he wants to suck you off. Well I say go for it! Suburban dads need love too
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Apr 27, 2021 23:27
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thathonkey posted:really good call Well duh! What if you have to measure the tape measure itself? Always pays to be prepared 
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Apr 27, 2021 23:28
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I like that the thread has correctly identified that being a suburban dad is primarily about buying things, especially things that will only be used a time or two per year, or maybe never
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May 7, 2021 19:48
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Destroy your lawn. It is but a set of shackles for your soul and body. Suburban dads rise up!!! Sorry I watched Braveheart last night. What a movie though. And so historically accurate
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Jun 11, 2021 23:56
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