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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm planning to become a more dickish person soon so I'm researching in preparation. what are some good dick moves.

serious answers only pls

# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

ask if someone wants a drink, then tell them where your fridge is

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

before meeting a new person make sure to lotion your hands pre handshake (pre covid tip)

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

laugh in a mean way when you are shown a pet picture

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

good stuff so far. writing these ones down rn

# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:43

FactsAreUseless

Try balancing a spoon on the end of it

# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:51

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

If you see the shy young scullery maid innocently flirting with the handsome stable boy, you should make sure she trips and like spills a bucket all over the place. Maybe even spill some dirty water on the stable boy or even some horses. You could frame her dad for stealing silverware and goblets too and have him get tortured in the dungeon.

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:10

cruft

Okay there's this one where you move it up a little, and then a little to the left, and then back, and then you shake it back and forth three times, turn counterclockwise 90 degrees, and clap your hands. I call it the "electric peen". HTH.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

If you see the shy young scullery maid innocently flirting with the handsome stable boy, you should make sure she trips and like spills a bucket all over the place. Maybe even spill some dirty water on the stable boy or even some horses. You could frame her dad for stealing silverware and goblets too and have him get tortured in the dungeon.

ur av speaks of strong dick move energy

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

insult a fellas car

purchase the plot of land bordering their property and build a rude fence

front lawn donuts (not the edible kind)

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:15

nut

drink too much milk

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:20

cruft

wheeze the juice

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cruft posted:

wheeze the juice

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:21

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

squeeze the charmin

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:35

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

change your name to OJ Bin Ladin

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

handicap double parking my lambo at the food bank

:rice:

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 03:23

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

all of these are mean and cruel

# ? Mar 27, 2021 03:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Rags to Liches posted:

all of these are mean and cruel

that's the price of becoming cool yet rude :shrug:

# ? Mar 27, 2021 03:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

having said that I wouldn't mind having a good set of chill dick moves

:allears:

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:03

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

windmill

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:15

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

prepuce repurposed posted:

that's the price of becoming cool yet rude

true, it's a heavy price to pay

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:26

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

having said that I wouldn't mind having a good set of chill dick moves

Go to the arctic and take ur pants off

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:37

Escape From Noise

I've got those dick moves
That so upset them

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:38

Finger Prince

The "are we still doing this? Because I'm not."

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:46

Finger Prince

The "Inopportune Arousal"

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:48

Finger Prince

The "morning wood + gotta pee real bad"

# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Making it look like you died at the end of the episode, then changing the footage to reveal you survived at the start of the next.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 05:47

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Say that you'll do something important for someone, then don't do it, and when someone confronts you about it, say that the person who you were going to do the thing for said they'd "handle it"

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:14

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Use a joke that is useful in multiple social situations but in an inappropriate social situation:

"What do you call a cow that has no legs?"
"Frederick, please, we are in mourning for Bessie..."
"Ground beef!"

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:15

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Pretend that you will change your ways when someone requests you to do so, then don't.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

torture

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:40

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

torture

All cock no balls?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:48

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:49

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

walk into someone's house, open the fridge, scoff, take a bit out of an apple and then throw it out

# ? Mar 27, 2021 06:59

Robot Made of Meat

Go to a friend's house. Find the dick which he has painstakingly placed in JUST the perfect position.

Move it!

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 07:15

Ass-penny

One time years ago I was playing cards with two mates and one of em and I were consuming some we'd by way of smoking flower, our third doesn't really partake. Some forgotten words were exchanged in the spirit of poo poo talking and I ended a sentence blowing a big cloud of smoke in the non-smoker's face. I felt bad about it almost immediately as he coughed and sputtered, but drat what a power move. I like to think of people I despise and blowing cigar smoke in their faces. I feel like this could produce some of the happy chems.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 07:54

Escape From Noise

Meatspin

# ? Mar 27, 2021 08:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

One time years ago I was playing cards with two mates and one of em and I were consuming some we'd by way of smoking flower, our third doesn't really partake. Some forgotten words were exchanged in the spirit of poo poo talking and I ended a sentence blowing a big cloud of smoke in the non-smoker's face. I felt bad about it almost immediately as he coughed and sputtered, but drat what a power move. I like to think of people I despise and blowing cigar smoke in their faces. I feel like this could produce some of the happy chems.

accidentally doing a dick move makes u think about the possibilities :twisted:

# ? Mar 27, 2021 08:29

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

u think like, they didn't even punch me. from nowb on it's gonna be all dick all the time

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 08:30

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