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Bingo Bango: Jan 7, 2020

my heart sings like a bird at the thought of a bird on my rap sheet

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:39

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Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Splicer fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 30, 2021

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:39

Ready! Set! Blow!: Jun 17, 2005; Red alert.

Hell yeah bird time

also the bird stylesheet owns

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:46

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Only for the day! It was JD's idea

Pastry, please give me an Annie probation for posting in this thread

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MY BIRD IS BACK, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE

(HEY-LA, HEY-LAAA, MY BIRD IS BACK)

I just finished moddin' bidniz for the day, and need a bird to go with my Annie, so hmu. If you take requests, my favorite birds are peregrine falcons, kingfishers, and hummingbirds.

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:56

fps_nug: Feb 21, 2021; horsing around no longer

BIRD ME BABY

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:57

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

my rap sheet needs a bird!

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:59

Tyler Whitney: Jan 21, 2020; Why don't you make it sing?

birb pls thanks

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:23

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Am I too late for a birb?

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:26

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Can i post a swear and get a birb?

gently caress

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

brib

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:38

UHD: Nov 11, 2006

welcome back birb

plz birb my up when you can ty

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:41

PiCroft: Jun 11, 2010; I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

I require and desire birb on my birbsheet thank you :kimchi:

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:55

SilverMike: Sep 17, 2007; TBD

wanna pet that jailbird

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:57

Martin: Jan 17, 2004; All I know in life is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth off; Dinosaur Gum

H�rde jag f�glarna sjunga
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Vintern �t skit
Ingen tycker om dig

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 23:58

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Burb?

Burb.

EDIT: I like jackdaws best.

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endlessmonotony fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 31, 2021

# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:02

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

For your consideration:

Boid.

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:25

Jesus Toast: Sep 30, 2005

The best birbs are corvids, change my mind.

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:30

Big Dick Cheney: Mar 30, 2007

I like birds

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:45

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Jesus Toast posted:

The best birbs are corvids, change my mind.

why would anyone change your mind when you're right

# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

What in tarnation :psypop:

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 00:51

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Bird me please!

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:02

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

to bird, or not to bird, there is no question:
clearly 'tis nobler in the mind to bird probe

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:24

Melaneus: Aug 24, 2007; Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Birbs chilling in my backyard.

It's been long enough having only one probe on my rapsheet after over a decade...

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:27

Gizmo Chicken: Feb 17, 2011; Yep.

Hello I would like another bird probe thank you.

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:40

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

i would love a bird if you have any left in your bird stores

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:49

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Postin'

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:52

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Hit me with a weird birb!

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 01:55

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

I always need more birbs.

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:00

Owlspiracy: Nov 4, 2020

Bird

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:22

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

birrddd

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:32

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

LAB is my pal and I love cockatiels, so this seems like a good post to make!

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:33

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

It would be very nice to have a borb (bird orb) on my rapsheet. :lovebird:

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Mar 29, 2006; Schnitzel mit uns

Birb please and make sure it is a cute one jeez

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:46

sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

I am a bird so I came here

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:55

Ashtarath: Oct 11, 2012

Bird me please

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

only a sucker passes up a free bird pic

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 02:59

Sy Borg: Sep 20, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Birb, kindly grant me my first probe. I dare!

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 03:02

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I loving love cocaine

<3 lab.

(corv's bestest avian chums)

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 03:18

Woodpile: Mar 30, 2013

Birds are dumb.

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 03:22

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

I would please love to be birbed!

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