should i buy a garage door

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Dolphin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my garage is missing a door i was thinking about making it not missing a door do you think that's a good idea

i can't afford one if that factors in

# ? May 5, 2021 23:17

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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

hey your garage sounds more like a garbage

# ? May 5, 2021 23:21

Dolphin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

just here in my garbage next to my landfillini

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# ? May 5, 2021 23:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you hang out at the dump you can sometimes find someone discarding a perfectly good garage door

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# ? May 6, 2021 02:45

FutonForensic

beaded curtains

# ? May 6, 2021 03:04

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a moat is free op.

# ? May 6, 2021 03:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single garage in possession of an uncovered opening, must be in want of a door.

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# ? May 6, 2021 03:42

selan dyin

how many other doors does it have? can you just make the door into wall?

# ? May 6, 2021 06:35

Dolphin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BALLS DILDO posted:

how many other doors does it have? can you just make the door into wall?

no. then it would be either a time capsule or a tomb. or both.

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# ? May 6, 2021 06:43

Finger Prince

FutonForensic posted:

beaded curtains

# ? May 6, 2021 06:52

Finger Prince

Imagine a carport with a door, and walls, but is still somehow a carport, not a garage.

# ? May 6, 2021 06:53

RetroEnbyRobot

The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

# ? May 6, 2021 06:56

Escape From Noise

Dolphin posted:

no. then it would be either a time capsule or a tomb. or both.

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# ? May 6, 2021 07:10

Vim Fuego: I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress

Safety tip: garage door springs can kill. leave them to the professionals; or at least get the right level of drunk beforevinstalling em yourself

# ? May 6, 2021 07:42

Goons Are Gifts

yes but only if you follow the rules of garage doors of all kinds to be either very impractical to use (for manual usage) or ridiculously slow moving (for electric ones)

# ? May 6, 2021 07:48

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

curtains are cheaper.

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# ? May 6, 2021 09:41

Escape From Noise

Maybe get a folding screen. It's like the same thing, but sideways

# ? May 6, 2021 09:42

Escape From Noise

You can save money by "hiring" Oompa Loompas to open and close your garage door instead of a motor. You just have to put up with the incessant singing.

# ? May 6, 2021 10:23

frump truck: hello... again!

hi, my name's Roger Dohr but i go by Rog for short. i don't think you should get a garage door because it sounds too similar to me. i suck rear end

frump truck fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 6, 2021

# ? May 6, 2021 14:26

Twenty Four

Buy a garage door then build the garage around it imo

# ? May 6, 2021 14:30

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
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any door is a garage door if you put it in the garage. think really critically about which rooms in your house actually deserve to be rooms

# ? May 6, 2021 14:38

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
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thinking really critically about it, any room is a garage if you put your car in it, so. connect the dots.

# ? May 6, 2021 14:39

Manifisto

what you want is a wall of laser beams that will instantly slice up anything that tries to pass through

sticklers might also want some kind of remote control/switch to turn the lasers off and on but you do you

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# ? May 6, 2021 14:46

Escape From Noise

Sure, build an opulent and useless garage. Put a door on it, why not? Meanwhile I'll be parking my car in a hole in the woods and covering under a canopy of branches and leaves. Let's see your precious garage protect your car from the end times!

# ? May 6, 2021 14:53

biosterous

frump truck posted:

hi, my name's Roger Dohr but i go by Rog for short. i don't think you should get a garage door because it sounds too similar to me. i suck rear end

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# ? May 6, 2021 21:08

cruft

Not sure that's a good idea, op. You would need some hella heavy duty hinges, just think of all the torque those puppies are going to get. And can you imagine opening and closing a door that big every time the dog wants out?

# ? May 6, 2021 21:56

Bilirubin: The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Escape From Noise posted:

Sure, build an opulent and useless garage. Put a door on it, why not? Meanwhile I'll be parking my car in a hole in the woods and covering under a canopy of branches and leaves. Let's see your precious garage protect your car from the end times!

Shut up. Hole weasels can't drive.

# ? May 6, 2021 22:29

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sell your car so that you can afford it op

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# ? May 9, 2021 11:44

Trying

Nosfereefer posted:

sell your car so that you can afford it op

gift of the shop guy

# ? May 9, 2021 12:02

nut

Royal Updog posted:

gift of the shop guy

# ? May 9, 2021 13:58

biosterous

Royal Updog posted:

gift of the shop guy

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# ? May 9, 2021 14:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP have you tried just asking the garage if it even wants a door, it's 2021 accept the garage the way it is

# ? May 9, 2021 15:05

Escape From Noise

Openin' the or to my raaj

# ? May 9, 2021 15:19

Finger Prince

If you aren't sure, maybe see if you can lease one.

# ? May 9, 2021 23:28

Khanstant

buying a garage door tells people "i don't trust you" which gives them the right to vandalize your house or steal from you since you already judged them anyway

# ? May 9, 2021 23:38

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Vim Fuego posted:

Safety tip: garage door springs can kill. leave them to the professionals; or at least get the right level of drunk beforevinstalling em yourself

No kidding when ours snapped it felt like it shook the whole house

# ? May 9, 2021 23:49

Manifisto

you can't, like, own a garage door, man

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 9, 2021 23:51

nut

you can have a timeshare of mine but it has to stay on my garage and me and my friends reserve the right to play redass on it whenever we want including in ur timeshare

# ? May 10, 2021 00:31

kuskus

sounds like more of a car port.
have you considered renting it out to pay for the door?
you could have a craft fair and charge vendors for the privilege of selling inside your garage.

# ? May 10, 2021 01:19

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# ? May 9, 2024 21:19

Escape From Noise

If you're going to get a door get a proper door. Don't cheap out with a piece of canvas or everyone's going to keep bugging you about your garage sail

# ? May 10, 2021 01:40

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