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I was trying to explain the social dynamics of Twitter to somebody today when it hit me. Twitter is basically the Roman colosseum. In the middle stands a seven foot tall barbarian cannibal that they found in some Germanic tribe. He's holding two giant jagged axes, he's protected by heavy armor, his body is covered in tattoos depicting brutality, and his face is painted with blood. You cannot hope to defeat him. No one can. The crowd's bloodlust cannot be satiated. They find someone they don't like and throw him in. As soon as he's dead, they immediately throw in another victim. Occasionally, without any possible logical explanation given what everyone has witnessed, an idiot willingly jumps in himself. In his role as Twitter's Diogenes, naked and masturbating, Dril holds a mirror up to the crowd.
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:17 |
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I dont want to do that
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:36 |
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FYAD is like Mordor.
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:43 |
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Facebook is like when all of those nobles drowned in poo poo Deviantart is like when caligula hosed his horse and it ruptured his large intestine Nextdoor is like when australians used wwii grade weaponry against emus and lost
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:50 |
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Google is like World War 2 Everyone in every industry and every society is totally consumed with getting everyone else and no-one can even conceive of how it could ever be ended, governments just reshape themselves further and further to this conflict.
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:52 |
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Forums are like jungles. Uncivilized, fatiguing to traverse, and at any moment a giant snake could appear!!!
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# ? May 6, 2021 03:59 |
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Reading your post made me feel like I’m being assassinated by John Wilkes Booth
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:00 |
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Something awful is like a place where people lurk, which is something the OP should do more of
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:02 |
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Applewhite posted:FYAD is like Mordor. someone posts goatse "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" I know that part didn't happen in Mordor but Mordor is not a real historical place either so we're even.
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:12 |
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Youtube is an old timey circus from where a bunch of freaks spread out and invite everyone over, just showing up everywhere posting links saying it's gonna be great but not elaborating why, and if you go you might get lucky and see a dancing animal but most likely it's just a boring as hell clown juggling badly for an hour
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:39 |
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Shutting down Yahoo answers is not unlike the burning of the great library of Alexandria
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# ? May 6, 2021 04:40 |
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Google is like a guy.
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# ? May 6, 2021 05:59 |
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Icochet posted:Youtube is an old timey circus from where a bunch of freaks spread out and invite everyone over, just showing up everywhere posting links saying it's gonna be great but not elaborating why, and if you go you might get lucky and see a dancing animal but most likely it's just a boring as hell clown juggling badly for an hour Something Awful is similar but you do something regrettable then the freaks all stalk you and cut you up and turn you into a geek and you get nothing to eat but live chickens but you no longer care.
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# ? May 6, 2021 06:01 |
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archive.org
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# ? May 6, 2021 08:52 |
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Applewhite posted:FYAD is like Mordor. FYAD is your high school cafeteria
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# ? May 6, 2021 09:04 |
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Applewhite posted:FYAD is like Mordor. quote:I think the real issue here is that a lot of people don't really understand what Something Awful really is. I have devised a theory that I think will answer a lot of questions. You see, SA is remarkably similar to Middle-Earth. Yes, that's right; Middle-Earth, the setting for the Lord of the Rings. Middle-Earth is just like SA, and when I explain it to you, you'll slap your forehead and go "Of course!"
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# ? May 6, 2021 09:40 |
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welcome to the jungle op please enjoy this bowl of salted poo poo
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# ? May 6, 2021 10:14 |
Every forum "No you"
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# ? May 6, 2021 10:51 |
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Oh Don Piano posted:I dont want to do that i would also prefer not to do that
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# ? May 6, 2021 11:36 |
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goatse.cx is like when Kirk Johnson did something difficult to believe with his anus.
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# ? May 6, 2021 11:38 |
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What would Diogenes be doing at the Colosseum in Rome, bitch OP?
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# ? May 6, 2021 15:51 |
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Weka posted:What would Diogenes be doing at the Colosseum in Rome, bitch OP? Probably loving a chicken
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