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SA forums is good use of your time and you will find out all sorts of valuable info.
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Github was named after the fact that most programmers are gits.
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May 10, 2021 12:26
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Joe Biden is launching an initiative to revitalize ska music.
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May 10, 2021 12:31
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Following the events of 9/11 I took a long, hard, look at myself, my life, and where I was going, and one day, I just didn't come home. I just didn't. I am guessing my wife has remarried by now and thank god I don't have any kids (that I know of), but I just lost my poo poo one day on lunch break waiting in line at loving panera bread feet away from where I saw literal people jumping to their death to avoid death by worse means. I mean people need to buy lunch or whatever but it just seemed so ghoulish. Long story short, I raided my entire bank account, fled to South America, and unfortunately John Macaffee has shot several of the dogs I've purchased for safety. Thinking of posting a GBS thread to entice people to come work out here in exchange for free room and board and maybe like a chance to ride the 4x4.kntfkr posted:Joe Biden is launching an initiative to revitalize ska music. that old man couldn't pick it up if he tried, due to his arthritis
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May 10, 2021 12:32
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My job definitely does not fill me with so much dread and anxiety that I vomit most mornings
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May 10, 2021 13:12
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hey its jeffrey and just to let you all know, so you won't be so "surprised", I don't think lowtax did anything wrong. he has been my closest advisor and every one of my decisions were at his suggestion. eventually he will return to lead SA and to dispose of all the disgusting lies and liars and it is an eternal honor for me to help achieve his divine right to rule.
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May 10, 2021 14:23
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Following the events of 9/11 I took a long, hard, look at myself, my life, and where I was going, and one day, I just didn't come home. I just didn't. I am guessing my wife has remarried by now and thank god I don't have any kids (that I know of), but I just lost my poo poo one day on lunch break waiting in line at loving panera bread feet away from where I saw literal people jumping to their death to avoid death by worse means. I mean people need to buy lunch or whatever but it just seemed so ghoulish. Long story short, I raided my entire bank account, fled to South America, and unfortunately John Macaffee has shot several of the dogs I've purchased for safety. Thinking of posting a GBS thread to entice people to come work out here in exchange for free room and board and maybe like a chance to ride the 4x4. Nice try, Panera Bread wasn’t even around in 2001.
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May 10, 2021 14:33
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Most of the moon landing footage known to the public was faked in the Nevada desert, and broadcast from... the surface of the moon. The actual moon's surface is surprisingly flat and dull; its craters are spread out so large and smooth as to be barely visible up close, and small imperfections in the surface soil have been smoothed out by millenia of gravitational forces, so the astronauts' view was more or less a flat gray plain with little variation. But decades of science fiction had built up a very specific image in the public's mind about what the moon was "supposed" to look like with broken rocky soil and the familiar big bowl craters, and the Soviets had played this up with fake photos released from their "moon probes" (actually their cover for testing a new suborbital missile platform.) At the time the scientific community wasn't entirely certain what they would find and the Soviets' early moon photos seemed plausible. By the time NASA had their own close up photos and saw what they were dealing with they realized they were in a bind: the Soviet photos had remained unchallenged for too long after confirming the public's preconceptions of what the moon's surface looked like, so trying to contradict them now with the uninspiring and featureless photos they had of the moon would look suspicious and unconvincing. So they played along right up through the end of the Apollo missions, filming a "realer than real" version of the landing to broadcast in place of the uninspiring and fake-looking live footage. The flag, landing modules, reflectors, and other equipment they left up there is all real, but the images we saw of them supposedly being planted is all Hollywood.
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May 10, 2021 15:09
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I poop sometimes.
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May 10, 2021 15:25
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I paid $10+ to post about dicks, balls, poop, and tuggin on an online forum
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May 10, 2021 16:11
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We went to the moon and all of the footage and samples are genuine. But for the first moon landing, there were too many unknowns regarding if all of the cameras and equipment would function correctly and beam back images of the astronauts taking the first steps. If the footage broadcast would have failed, it would have meant too great of a loss of future funding for NASA, the general morale of the country as a whole, and the perception of the USA's capabilities from other nations. So secretly, the US government hired Stanley Kubrick (fresh from the realistic space effects of 2001) to create as realistic looking as possible fake footage to be used in case of a broadcast failure. It's not known if this fake footage would have actually been used if in fact the broadcast of the first moon landing failed, but both NASA and the government needed this open to be there as a contingency. So this fake footage was in fact filmed and existed for a period of time. (It would have in all likelihood been destroyed immediately after the success of the first broadcast.) Of course Stanley Kubrick could never talk about this, but he put clues and references in some of his movies.
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May 10, 2021 18:55
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You can freeze a bee and unthaw it later (scientists have done it up to a decade later at this point) and the bee will be totally fine.. The only issue is if it's a drone it may have lost its colony, so you should either freeze an entire hive at a time or just a queen you're looking to transplant later.
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May 10, 2021 19:46
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Did we run out of lies at the lie factory?? Hey did you know that deli meat is really bad for your liver because of certain preservatives they use and if you eat a lot of sandwiches you should honestly get a full physical like right now to make sure you don't have liver issues
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May 12, 2021 03:00
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Although mostly replaced by Ethernet you can still buy replacement tokens for token ring networks at some computer stores.
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May 12, 2021 03:10
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Flannelette posted:Although mostly replaced by Ethernet you can still buy replacement tokens for token ring networks at some computer stores. Literally the only good Dilbert 
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May 12, 2021 03:15
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John Lennon really wasn’t murdered in 1980. The man shot at the Dakota was actually Pete Best, the Beatles’ original drummer who came to visit and stay with Lennon for a few weeks. Insistent that the band was getting back together, Lennon wanted Best to be included since he felt guilty for letting him go just before the band hit it big. Best was outside the Dakota celebrating his comeback when Mark David Chapman opened fire on him. As he was rushed to the hospital with intense bleeding, the doctors asked him who he was, and he could only mutter “John Lennon” before expiring from too much blood loss. The media incorrectly broke the news that John Lennon was murdered, and John used the moment to retreat from the public eye and live life unnoticed since he was officially pronounced dead. The last anyone even heard of him music-wise was when he cut a hip-hop/rock demo with Eazy-E in 1995 that hasn’t been heard since the day it was recorded and is still locked in a vault somewhere since Eazy was too weak to finish it and died shortly thereafter. There was talks of Lennon collaborating with Tupac after Eazy, but his murder in 1996 and Biggie Smalls’ murder the year after made him swear off music for good since every musician he collaborated with died horrible deaths. Nobody’s seen or heard from John since. Only Paul McCartney knows what he’s up to in 2021, but he denies John is still alive along with everything else, of course.
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May 12, 2021 04:18
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2 + 2 = 5
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May 12, 2021 04:21
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It's going to be ok
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May 12, 2021 04:32
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Mozi posted:2 + 2 = 5
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May 12, 2021 04:36
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eatin rear end is disgusting and girls hate it
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May 12, 2021 04:49
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israel has the right to defend itself
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May 12, 2021 05:36
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Lol "check if it's caught in the ethernet" still works on people today. did he do any other computers in the 90s office worker jokes?
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May 12, 2021 05:55
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All the shortages that are happening right now (microchips, ps5's, gasoline, various things blamed on supply chain problems due to the pandemic) are actually happening because the human population has gotten too big and we are running out of resources. We will be completely out soon. They're just creating cover stories to postpone the inevitable.
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May 12, 2021 06:27
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Dilbert's tie straightens in the comics if he had sex thar week off panel
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May 12, 2021 06:45
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Dilbert's tie straightens in the comics if he had sex thar week off panel Might actually be true. Children have been know to have ambivalent attitudes about the meat tank. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 07:27 on May 12, 2021 |
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May 12, 2021 07:21
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There's certain frequencies you can't consciously hear but we can produce them with today's technology. They won't brainwash you or make you do anything weird but you might hear an incredibly generic techno song and get very upset and not know why: it's because they produced the sounds that are basically "dog whistle" but for humans
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May 13, 2021 04:30
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when you take a really sticky poo that's actually you finally passing the gum you swallowed 7 years ago
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May 13, 2021 05:37
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Due to the location of the prostate approximately 30% of men reporter regularly achieving orgasm while defecating.
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May 13, 2021 05:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Due to the location of the prostate approximately 30% of men reporter regularly achieving orgasm while defecating. please don't try to one-up my poop jokes please and thank you i have wondered this too though. if you froze a poop and tried to put it back in i wonder, maybe it would work
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May 13, 2021 05:54
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Oh yeah I've seen that movie. It was okay
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May 13, 2021 06:00
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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May 13, 2021 06:09
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You have a great rear end.
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May 13, 2021 08:45
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Lemmy from Motörhead decided he was bisexual when he noticed how many more men there were in the audience than women at his shows. H.P. Lovecraft had a very mild case of cerebral palsy, which along with his eugenicist leanings contributed heavily to his self-loathing. Vincent Price and Katherine Hepburn were cousins. Penn Jillette first met Teller when he attended a performing arts summer camp as a teenager; an adult Teller was working there as a camp counselor and magic instructor. They eat dogs in Finland. It’s mostly an old person thing.
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May 13, 2021 08:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:H.P. Lovecraft had a very mild case of cerebral palsy, which along with his eugenicist leanings contributed heavily to his self-loathing.
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May 13, 2021 09:00
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Mac and Cheese posted:i have tourettes and therefore can feel the vibes and no he was getting pure eldritch vibes like nobody else, just was a poo poo racist too. sorry. had nothing to do with the vibes. guy just sucked No he wrote about it in his secret journal, the one that wasn’t published. No, you can’t see it. Wtf are you talking about vibes though I got Tourette’s it hasn’t given me the shining or any other vibe detecting supernatural powers so far, just makes me squeal like a pig as loud as I can randomly. Well, maybe it’s more of a doglike sound than a piglike sound. Guess it doesn’t matter. Here’s some truth for you that’s totally not a lie: prior to the 1970’s, packs of cigarettes were frequently handed out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
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May 13, 2021 09:11
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Trump has your, the american worker, best interests at heart.
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May 13, 2021 09:19
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Masturbation is technically illegal in Arkansas, though none have ever been prosecuted for it. "Fingerling potatoes" are not actually potatoes, but a cultivar of yam. Walt Disney was inspired to make Fantasia after taking LSD with Dr. Albert Hofmann
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May 13, 2021 09:27
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Trump pissed on the bed while the prostitiutes watched him
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May 13, 2021 09:30
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grammerly and other similar apps are totally not collecting data for domestic spy programs
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May 13, 2021 09:32
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Homer Simpson is a brilliant man who has come up with many well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of his company. And his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.
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