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Funky See Funky Do posted:How well do you know these women? Have you known them for long? I know them both very well they are close friends of mine I have known for years. Im going to bed now can't wait to tell them how spectacularly I failed. DickButt Shitlord fucked around with this message at 14:41 on May 17, 2021 |
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Vitruvian Maam posted:it would be a lot easier to laugh along with yall if anyone was actually helping. The only money donated so far has been my own. You have gotten multiple suggestions (which you’ve ignored) because you are married to the idea of the go fund me because instead of doing something helpful and useful you need to be the hero to these two young ladies. You clearly want to help them, which is great, but in your mind the only way to do it is to buy them new cars and be their knight in shining armor.
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The Walrus posted:*blush* Lmao! God drat. This just keeps getting better.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You have gotten multiple suggestions (which you’ve ignored) because you are married to the idea of the go fund me because instead of doing something helpful and useful you need to be the hero to these two young ladies. You clearly want to help them, which is great, but in your mind the only way to do it is to buy them new cars and be their knight in shining armor. what suggestions are those? what did I miss? What the gently caress are you talking about filing a police report that will get ignored? DickButt Shitlord fucked around with this message at 14:46 on May 17, 2021 |
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May 17, 2021 14:41
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I think somebody said stop posting, that was a good one
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And you say I'm the one with limited mental capacity?
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Jose Oquendo posted:And you say I'm the one with limited mental capacity? this has been the only funny thing you have said.
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May 17, 2021 14:43
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I know them both very well they are close friends of mine I have known for years. Im going to bed now man, you gotta just relax. this is a real post, your feelings about your friends are getting you mad on the internet. you were always going to get made fun of for this thready, that's a fact, but there are lots of other things you can do to help your friends other than asking strangers on the internet, or buying them a new car (??) you do straight up come off as a bit manic, so just remember this thread is not life, the forums are not life, and you have not failed your friends. you've been up all night and you're posting like it: log off
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Vitruvian Maam posted:what suggestions are those? what did I miss? What the gently caress are you talking about - Blast him on FB/social - take him to small claims court - literally do anything else besides set up a GoFundMe those are at least two of them I've seen in this thread but instead you've been obsessed with protecting your honor or some poo poo and fighting with people rather than doing the bare minimum that doesn't involve a GFM In fact, it's not at all heroic that you want other people to do your work. You're asking everyone else to give you money so you can be the hero, which is unheroic as heck dude!
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I know them both very well they are close friends of mine I have known for years. Im going to bed now Goodnight. I'm still of the opinion that this isn't real but on the off chance it is. I'm very sorry your friends got scammed and for whatever it is that you're going through right now that is making you do this. I hope things start looking up soon.
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May 17, 2021 14:48
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OP this guy sounds like a real jerk, you should give him a swirlie!
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low key sex master posted:- Blast him on FB/social I am not here to cause problems for others, including him. I am here to create solutions. Small claims court would be way below the amount of money we are talking about here and you can try to say I am doing this for selfish reasons all you want. I tried to offer a way to remove myself from the scenario. I am getting worked up but that is because you are all such loving pricks except for the genuine few that seem to be considering what I am asking. It's difficult to remain calm when you have good intentions and people are trying to make ME the bad guy
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I am not here to cause problems for others, including him. I am here to create solutions. He's the one causing the problems. You'd need the two women to be on board fully with what was suggested though. Just curious, whats the reason he has given for not giving them the cars?
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I am not here to cause problems for others, including him. I am here to create solutions. So, as I said, you aren’t looking for advice, you just want money for the GFM which is literally the “least amount of effort” thing you can do. You know what’s a good thing you could do for free? Have them talk to a lawyer to see if they’ve even got a case (they do). If this guy’s that much of a scum bag gently caress his life up or at least put a little fear into him. Or just wait for a GFM that’ll never happen while your friends are potentially sexually assaulted by the guy that also stole money from them.
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I am not here to cause problems for others, including him. I am here to create solutions. Buy me two replacement cars, and when he tries to trick me I will punch him in the nose!
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May 17, 2021 15:01
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Goodnight. I'm still of the opinion that this isn't real but on the off chance it is. I'm very sorry your friends got scammed and for whatever it is that you're going through right now that is making you do this. I hope things start looking up soon. thank you for your help. Unfortunately it appears there is no way this is going to go the way I wanted it to. I am done.
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May 17, 2021 15:02
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I mean you could do the thing you said where you do paintings for donations, that seems like something you could do other than acting like a petulant child. But it does seem at this point like you'd rather just do that.
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Vitruvian Maam posted:thank you for your help. why the gently caress would you ever think this thread was going to go the way you wanted it to when you literally posted a repost of the printer story then tripled down on it
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The Walrus posted:I mean you could do the thing you said where you do paintings for donations, that seems like something you could do other than acting like a petulant child. But it does seem at this point like you'd rather just do that. yep. Clearly I went with the wrong idea. I'll try the other one. MrQwerty posted:why the gently caress would you ever think this thread was going to go the way you wanted it to when you literally posted a repost of the printer story then tripled down on it I do not know what the printer story is. DickButt Shitlord fucked around with this message at 15:08 on May 17, 2021 |
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May 17, 2021 15:05
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The Walrus posted:*blush* that can't be real right? Am I being had
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:that can't be real right? What she said made me feel good. So I blushed. What's the problem here? She made it clear she appreciated what I was doing. That made me happy. everyone I am done with this thread. Forget about it. I am moving on to another idea. I'm glad everyone was able to get so much amusement out of this. I am a pathetic neckbeard that is desperate for approval from these women so much that I would buy them cars for attention. Yes that is exactly what is going on here. DickButt Shitlord fucked around with this message at 15:22 on May 17, 2021 |
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*goon spends life savings on purchasing two used cars* *presents cars to friends* Friends: “Wow, uh, thanks! You’re the best!” *3 months later friends trade in used cars for new cars, still hang out with guy who scammed them, one of them is dating him*
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I want to formally apologize to the OP and the other posters for saying this should be in E/N, I was wrong. This thread should stay in GBS forever, and I hope one day technology allows it to be beamed directly into my brain so it's the last thing I see before I die.
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May 17, 2021 15:23
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I do not know what the printer story is. you should google the printer story because this is an entire thread of people clowning on you for reenacting the printer story x$30,000
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MrQwerty posted:you should google the printer story because this is an entire thread of people clowning on you for reenacting the printer story x$30,000 I am not going to do this. I will keep this thread open so you guys can keep doing what you are doing. It's great stuff.
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 also OP if you take any advice from this thread make it this: if the situation is serious enough that you hope total strangers will give you cash, you probably shouldn't joke in the gofundme description.
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May 17, 2021 15:31
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Vitruvian Maam posted:I am not going to do this. your loss
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May 17, 2021 15:34
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It seems weird you would tell them your thread on a forum to raise money failed. Just give them the money if it succeeds, if it fails why would you tell them anything?
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i thought you were going to sleep, not constantly refreshing this thread to see who's dunked on you lately
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May 17, 2021 15:40
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Good news OP I have procured a replacement vehicle.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Good news OP I have procured a replacement vehicle. op doesn't want to go this route. I will take the car thx
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Meme Poker Party posted:Good news OP I have procured a replacement vehicle. *trying to decide whether to save this into the "cool" image directory or the "art" one*
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I dunno why I used asterisks
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Serious suggestion, OP. It's a tough situation, your friends really need your support, clearly, and you're doing a good thing trying to help them, even if your plan didn't work out exactly how you wanted. There are some tried and true steps, however, you can take to help them. Just remember, as unfortunate as their circumstances might be, you are not the first to find yourself in this situation. People have been dealing with similar stuff for ages, and every step has been honed and perfected to ensure the best result with the least amount of headache. First, look up who the sheriff in your county is, then write and record a rap song about how much that other guy sucks, make it go viral, get invited on national television, receive two cars from President Biden, and finally give the cars to your friends.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I dunno why I used asterisks *blushes*
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May 17, 2021 16:13
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Sorry your onlyfans friends lost their car op
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May 17, 2021 16:15
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i got a printer you can suprise one of them with
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kntfkr posted:op doesn't want to go this route. I will take the car thx Sad news friends. Post kntfkr has revealed has revealed themselves as a ROGUE and VILLAIN. They took advantage of the fact that I am a cartoon character with no free will to swindle me into TOTALLY UNWITTINGLY signing over the title to this car. They placed a piece of paper in front of me and asked to me sign. Of course I assumed it was an autograph request so I did so without hesitation. Apparently it was a Transfer of Title. OP as the forums FOREMOST EXPERT in Swindled Car Recovery I ask your assistance in creating a gofundme to replace this loss. In the meantime I will be driving by backup vehicle, but it's just not the same. 
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Meme Poker Party posted:Good news OP I have procured a replacement vehicle. It’s beautiful
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I found a picture of the bad man gloating with both his new cars. Hth
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