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*hollers to the pantry staff "looks like a we're getting a run on monkey paw soup"* *the monkeys grow increasingly agitated* |
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Jun 13, 2021 19:21
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One Manwich, extra man please!
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Jun 14, 2021 16:11
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The Voice of Labor posted:the second finger on the monkey's paw curls. the server makes no attempt to remove the paw from the soup I apologize for my disregard for fusion cuisine and eat my soup
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Jun 14, 2021 16:52
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I demand to be seated away from the monkey pit. |
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Jun 14, 2021 17:59
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I would enjoy a single slice of watermelon, salted. |
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Jun 14, 2021 20:35
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i'll just have the protection money, unless you want stabby tony over here to get stabby |
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Jun 14, 2021 22:10
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*beckons you over, wiggles eyebrows* how much to gently caress the hobgoblin
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Jun 14, 2021 23:06
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Twenty Four posted:One Manwich, extra man please! manish is obtained through discipline, meditation and thought. once you have obtained manishness, however, I will be happy to send rapper e-40 over to your table to instruct you on how to be extra manish |
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Jun 15, 2021 01:49
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nut posted:I apologize for my disregard for fusion cuisine and eat my soup *as you debate leaving a tip, you could swear the last extended finger of the paw is pointing at you from the bottom of the bowl* |
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Jun 15, 2021 01:51
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Buttchocks posted:I demand to be seated away from the monkey pit. *the hoblgoblin pats its lap and licks its lips* the monkey pit is directly underneath the dining area. all tables are equally proximal to the monkey pit. you may have any open, bussed and set table that you like but I would advise against table 8 which has holes cut out in the floor underneath it so the monkeys can stick their hands/stubs up through the floor The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jun 15, 2021 |
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Jun 15, 2021 01:56
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Mormon Nailer posted:I would enjoy a single slice of watermelon, salted. like, just regular salt? not li hing mui powder or tajin or anything? do you want table salt or sea salt, do you want sodium chloride or like ammonium chloride or some other kind of salt? |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:05
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Nosfereefer posted:i'll just have the protection money, unless you want stabby tony over here to get stabby you and your friends have a seat at table #8 and I'll be with you in a moment. would you care for a bowl of soup while you wait? |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:06
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How Wonderful! posted:*beckons you over, wiggles eyebrows* normally I would be opposed to sex trafficking my employees but the little turd has made its views on labor rights pretty clear so I guess five bucks |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:09
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The Voice of Labor posted:like, just regular salt? not li hing mui powder or tajin or anything? Nicotine salts, please, and a ziploc of your finest pruno. |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:10
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The Voice of Labor posted:*as you debate leaving a tip, you could swear the last extended finger of the paw is pointing at you from the bottom of the bowl* I do the ET touch fingers thing with it and make a quiet final wish in my mind
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Jun 15, 2021 02:12
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Btw is my virgin hobgoblin catering order ready for pickup? |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:15
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Waiter! Waiter! Yes, can I gaze deep into your eyes please? I just want to feel a real human connection before I get turned into next week's special. |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:18
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Mormon Nailer posted:Nicotine salts, please, and a ziploc of your finest pruno. one number three coming up *the watermelon slice is in the shape of a skull with the seeds as teeth* |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:24
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nut posted:I do the ET touch fingers thing with it and make a quiet final wish in my mind *the finger closes* the management hopes your wish comes true with minimal unexpected tragically ironic consequences |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:27
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google THIS posted:Btw is my virgin hobgoblin catering order ready for pickup? talk to the guy at table 8. I think he said his name was tony |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:28
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Mormon Nailer posted:Waiter! Waiter! Yes, can I gaze deep into your eyes please? I just want to feel a real human connection before I get turned into next week's special. finish your number three and we won't have to wait until next week |
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Jun 15, 2021 02:29
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The Voice of Labor posted:manish is obtained through discipline, meditation and thought. once you have obtained manishness, however, I will be happy to send rapper e-40 over to your table to instruct you on how to be extra manish No no, pass on the rap, I said I would like my leftovers wrapped up to go!
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Jun 15, 2021 11:38
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Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo |
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Jun 15, 2021 11:49
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bottle of red, bottle of white please
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Jun 15, 2021 13:52
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The Voice of Labor posted:finish your number three and we won't have to wait until next week Oh I'm finished alright. |
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Jun 15, 2021 14:54
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spicy tofu noodles with very cold sake please |
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Jun 15, 2021 18:27
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The Voice of Labor posted:you and your friends have a seat at table #8 and I'll be with you in a moment. would you care for a bowl of soup while you wait? stop stalling and hand over th- *stabby tony leans in and mutters something* actually, soup sounds lovely |
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Jun 15, 2021 18:39
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your friend sk posted:bottle of red, bottle of white please a strange request but whatever *hands over bottle of marinara and bottle of alfredo |
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Jun 16, 2021 00:45
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Twenty Four posted:No no, pass on the rap, I said I would like my leftovers wrapped up to go! when you are full in your manishness you will master your own appetite. leftovers will not be a concern of yours. |
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Jun 16, 2021 00:50
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Manifisto posted:spicy tofu noodles with very cold sake please *a bowl of thick round wheat noodles interspersed with tofu strips all fried crispy golden brown. a bottle of shoyu and a jar of oelek. milk sake in a square wooden cup. the setting is almost complete* *the monkeys under the floor start chanting/screeching "wee a boo" *the setting is complete* |
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Jun 16, 2021 00:59
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The Voice of Labor posted:*a bowl of thick round wheat noodles interspersed with tofu strips all fried crispy golden brown. a bottle of shoyu and a jar of oelek. milk sake in a square wooden cup. the setting is almost complete* On second thought I'll have the same. Puts on noise cancelling headphones for remainder of meal. |
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Jun 16, 2021 02:44
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Nosfereefer posted:stop stalling and hand over th- *stabby tony leans in and mutters something* actually, soup sounds lovely *two bowls of monkey paw soup are brought to you and tony, a finger on each paw curls as the bowls are set down |
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Jun 16, 2021 02:51
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enfold me in a universe of steak. i have $12 to my name |
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Jun 16, 2021 10:36
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The Voice of Labor posted:when you are full in your manishness you will master your own appetite. leftovers will not be a concern of yours. Pshh, when I'm done, *casually flexes* the only thing around is leftovers. lol
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Jun 16, 2021 23:27
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II'll do the creosote thanks |
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Jun 17, 2021 20:18
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please may I have my just desserts?
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Jun 18, 2021 11:21
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the last piece of gum from a pack that's been forgotten in a backpack for a few years please
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Jun 18, 2021 14:05
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I'll have a single glass of tap water, room temperature, and cyanide, please. |
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Jun 19, 2021 00:04
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I'll have the questionable wild mushrooms salad please |
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