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Are you afraid of the number 13?
This poll is closed.
Yes, because that's how many Super Bowls Tom Brady will ultimately win. 1 10.00%
No, because 7 8 9 and 10! That 7 is way more scarier. :dadjoke: 2 20.00%
After everything that happened in 2020, 13 is the least scariest thing imaginable. 2 20.00%
I like turtles and/or internet polls. 5 50.00%
Total: 10 votes
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Welcome to Season 13 of the 20 team fantasy league! This is your commissioner Silly Burrito, and I am ready for some football, are you? Our current draft is tentatively scheduled for Sun, Aug 29, 2021, 8PM EASTERN TIME. This is subject to change if necessary. Also, I'd like to officially welcome our new deputy commissioner Braksgirl, who will happily mention that she won this league if you ask her. Go ahead and try it and see!

New for this year TL;DR if you don't read anything else: New week 15-17 playoff schedule, one extra regular season game, new championship gang tag, voluntary division swap list

MEMBERS:
Priority goes to the players who got into the league last year. If you want in for 2021, post in THIS THREAD OR THE LEAGUE PAGE ON ESPN by Aug. 15th or your spot will be given up. If you changed your username or team name, let us know. Second priority goes to wait list people. If you want to be added to the wait list, post and we will add you first come first serve. When making your "hello there" post, please remember to post your team name to help me keep everything straight. The list of last year's players below will start us off, and we'll go from there.

CONFIRMED SEASON 13 PLAYERS:
ASAPRockySituation
bbf2
Braksgirl
chrix
commish
darkwolf220
EconDad
Eltoasto
Fate Accomplice
jabro
Lock
Ninja Bob
Pain of Mind
Power of Pecota
Quiet Feet
ShakeZula
Silly Burrito
Thom and the Heads
tuckfard
W.E. (Pecota's friend)

SEASON 13 TEAMS:
Akron Peppercorns (Power of Pecota)
Baller Status (commish)
Boudin Ballers (Silly Burrito)
Deflated Bush (jabro)
Discount Double Champ (ASAPRockySituation)
Electric Blue (EconDad)
Fallin’ Mighty (Lock)
Fighting Slugs (W.E.)
Flowers for Edgerrin (ShakeZula)
High Hrothgar Housecarls (Thom and the Heads)
Kraft Macaroni and HJ Emporium (bbf2)
Naptown Sleepers (chrix)
New England Door Knockers (Fate Accomplice)
Placeholder Name (Ninja Bob)
Rated R Superstars (tuckfard)
San Francisco PoM (Pain of Mind)
Seattle Fraisers (darkwolf220)
Spinnin Freeneys (Eltoasto)
Taco Tuesday (Braksgirl)
Washington Washingtons (Quiet Feet)

WAIT LIST FOR 2022:
pmchem
freeman
Worthleast
Econdad’s friend

DIVISION CHANGES:
If you'd like to change your division, you may find someone to swap with and I'll make the change. If someone doesn't come back for season 13, this is the list for people who could potentially move into that divisional spot (if they so desire, it's not mandatory)

ROSTER BREAKDOWN:
Here are the current roster requirements. We have no plan changes for this year, but if you have a suggestion, feel free to suggest it.

1 QB
1 RB
1 WR
2 Flex (RB/WR/TE)
1 TE
1 D/ST
1 K
5 Bench spots
2 IR

DRAFT:
We will be doing a live online draft. Please plan your schedules accordingly. Set your rankings or get a friend to draft for you if need be. Draft order will be randomized after the league is officially filled but the commissioners can be bribed with boudin balls (me) or bacon (her).

LEAGUE SCHEDULING:
The schedules will be slightly different from last year due to the new 17 game NFL schedule, adding a new conference game, and the playoffs will now be from weeks 15-17. We will just shift the games using the same tool so that you should play a couple of different conference games and out of conference games. This year, with

-8 division games
-4 conference games
-2 out of conference games

We keep the same divisions. The AFC (Marino, Namath) and NFC (Montana, Romo) conferences will be placed on other ends of the real playoffs when the time comes.

SCORING:



PLAYOFF BERTHS:
The playoff berths are calculated based on the actual rules that the NFL has. Yes, this is a pain in the rear end, but it's a pain in the rear end of a labor of love, or something like that. Eight out of twenty of you happy assholes get in. Four division champions, two wild card berths in each conference. IGNORE ANY ESPN PLAYOFF SEEDINGS AS THE CALCULATIONS WILL BE POSTED IN THE THREAD.

LEAGUE LINKS:
Main League Page
Emergency Discord, not really used

HALL OF HONOR:
Season 01: Yaphet / J-City Rockstars [Joe Montana Division]
Season 02: bbf2 / Plaxico's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division]
Season 03: bbf2 / Stevie J's Hand gun Emporium [Dan Marino Division]
Season 04: JuicedSixFo / Zoltan Mesko [Dan Marino Division]
Season 05: chrix / Naptown Sleepers [Bart Starr/Tony Romo Division]
Season 06: Braksgirl / Taco Tuesday [Dan Marino Division]
Season 07: commish / Baller Status [Joe Namath Division]
Season 08: Diqnol / Discount Double Champ [Joe Montana Division]
Season 09: darkwolf220 / Seattle Fraisers [Joe Montana Division]
Season 10: Eltoasto / Spinnin Freeneys [Joe Namath Division]
Season 11: Lock / Chubb Hunter [Dan Marino Division]
Season 12: Quiet Feet / Washington Washingtons [Dan Marino Division]
Season 13: Ninja Bob / Placeholder Name [Joe Namath Division]

GANG TAG:
One of the new additions for this year is the new 20 Team Championship gang tag for anyone who has won this league. Ain't it a beaut?




DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS:
Dan Marino: 6
Joe Montana: 3
Joe Namath: 3
Tony Romo: 1

LEAGUE HISTORY:
Season 13 - The Fear of Triskaidekaphobia
Season 12 - Winning is Contagious
Season 11 - Now Entering 2 Decades of Bad Picks
Season 10 - Under NEW Management
Season 09 - The Final Sunday?
Season 08 - The Thing Still Exists?
Season 07 - What the gently caress is Wrong With Us?
Season 06 - Still Not as Tough as the SEC
Season 05 - The Only Place Dan Marino Gets a Ring
Season 04 - Bounty Programs Aint Crazy Y'all
Season 03 - More Nuts than CBA Arguments
Season 02 - Still loving Nuts
Season 01 - Let's Go Nuts

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 20, 2022

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PROPOSALS FOR VOTING IN SEASON 14 (Will take place in Season 14's thread)

1. Propose we remove defenses(Yes/No)
2. Propose we remove kickers (Yes/No)
3. If proposals #1 or #2 pass, replace it with either a 3rd flex/IDP/or nothing at all (3rd flex/IDP/None)
4. Propose we revert defenses to ESPN standard scoring (Yes/No)
5. Propose we add punters (Yes/No)


If you want to add, modify, or remove a proposal that you made, just let me know.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jan 15, 2022

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


This is my 10th season. Taco Tuesday is back.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Deflated Bush back in.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Spinnin Freeneys shall return!

commish
Sep 17, 2009

Obviously I am in.

Let’s go Suns!

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Well, about that time, eh chap?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Washington Washingtons back in action whether you like it or love it. :c00lbutt:

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I'm back in for this horror show.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I'm back - 13th time's the charm!

I'll confirm with Fightin' Slugs that he wants to come back for him to confirm in the league page, he was against having a forums account even when I offered to buy it for him

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Consider me confirmed, and if you're feeling extremely generous go ahead and consider me a threat to win it all!

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Power of Pecota posted:

I'm back - 13th time's the charm!

I'll confirm with Fightin' Slugs that he wants to come back for him to confirm in the league page, he was against having a forums account even when I offered to buy it for him

poo poo. That was an option?

chrix
Jan 3, 2004

Football man, the guy with the football plan





As the king of the Bart Sta..ahem...TONY ROMO division, it is my royal duty to return this year.

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

chrix posted:

As the king of the Bart Sta..ahem...TONY ROMO division, it is my royal duty to return this year.



You may be the king of the Tony Romo division, but I've got the most of these:

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




I am back

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Well glad to see so many people back on the first day! :dance:

Will update the OP tomorrow when we get home.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS
Dad's back. Oh yes, dad is back.

Edit: Electric Blue is back too (the name of my team).

EconDad fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jul 11, 2021

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Back as well.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
im out

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Sorry to hear that. Thanks for playing all these years!

Going to contact ASAPRockySituation and see if he still wants back in.

Pain of Mind, if you want to take Dubious' spot in the Montana division, just let me know.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I am In!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Ok, please PM me your email and we'll go from there. Thanks!

Edit: Invite sent!

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jul 13, 2021

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

Silly Burrito posted:

Sorry to hear that. Thanks for playing all these years!

Going to contact ASAPRockySituation and see if he still wants back in.

Pain of Mind, if you want to take Dubious' spot in the Montana division, just let me know.

You ready to rock on over to the Montana division... or stay in the lesser Joe division (name of Namath)?

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
For context, previously I suggested occasional division shuffles to spice things up and to break up stronger/weaker divisions but most people were not interested in that rule change which is fine. While Montana is the superior QB, I don't have any interest in leaving Namath just to leave it.

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS
Joe Montana division looking pretty full. This year, if you all could… just do bad and then I’ll win. Thanks in advance!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I promise I'll do bad this year so somebody else* can win.

*not Silly Burrito

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

I promise I'll do bad this year so somebody else* can win.

*not Silly Burrito

I'll win again. Watch out!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Quiet Feet posted:

I promise I'll do bad this year so somebody else* can win.

*not Silly Burrito

It's been twelve years, why break that streak now?

ASAPRockySituation posted:

I'll win again. Watch out!

Especially with adding this guy to our division. As if it wasn't hard enough. Sheesh. ;)

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

Silly Burrito posted:

It's been twelve years, why break that streak now?

Especially with adding this guy to our division. As if it wasn't hard enough. Sheesh. ;)

SEND HIM TO MARINOOOOOO

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"
The first and only 2x champs are of course back in!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Great! Just need a few more for a full league again. I just sent out a reminder email for those that haven't signed in back yet. If you didn't get it, you may need to check your email for the league (or your spam folder).

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
Can I join the waitlist for this?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Thom and the Heads posted:

Can I join the waitlist for this?

Absolutely. I'll add you now. Thanks!

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


please waitlist me too, I did this once years ago

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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pmchem posted:

please waitlist me too, I did this once years ago

Sure thing, it's done. Thanks!

freeman
Aug 14, 2018
Can I get waitlisted as well? Did this for a season a couple years ago and enjoyed it.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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freeman posted:

Can I get waitlisted as well? Did this for a season a couple years ago and enjoyed it.

No problem, thanks!

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

gently caress, pre-season already? I have not even thought of the way-past-prime veterans I am going to draft and think I am getting a steal. What is McFadden doing these days?


Also, I hate to be this guy, but I will be anyway. Are we supposed to be afraid of developing a fear of the number 13? :P

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Add me to the waitlist pile as well.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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darkwolf220 posted:


Also, I hate to be this guy, but I will be anyway. Are we supposed to be afraid of developing a fear of the number 13? :P

I can't control what you fear, but at least it's not another Covid pun!

Worthleast posted:

Add me to the waitlist pile as well.

Done, thanks!

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