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I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

God drat it, mahershalalhashbaz don't blue ball us like Brad Pitt doing foreplay with doodle Candi Milo.

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I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I dunno but I want someone to gently caress all the weird lookin doodles so they turn into really horrifying 3d counterparts

Yeah, come to think of it, what about the non-human doodles? If that goon fucks the sexy snake lamp, does it turn human, or become a "real" snake lamppost? Maybe just a snake?

Its really hard to describe how disjointed and disturbing the random pencil-sketch things that fly by randomly during some scenes are, I definitely do not want anyone to gently caress those.

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Sep 22, 2021

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 23:30

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Das Boo posted:

*Anything*
Jack:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 14:01

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

The gameplay? You are Brad Pitt, shooting ink out of your chest and platforming.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 23:31

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

azurite posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnCZs1EG1E

They used a similar snippet to demonstrate the Sega CD before it released in the US. (27 seconds, not sure how to embed a timestamp)

No wonder it did so well.

It was immediately followed by the perfect reaction.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 00:46

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Mr.Chill posted:

Maybe OP died because the world was too cool.

He's in cool world sexing up doodles right now.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 01:19

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

I feel like that only supports the theory. If he knew what he was filming, he would have made sure to be blackout wasted every second.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 22:43

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Zachack posted:

I don't think he's supposed to be human, see the following:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n2dfwBuKXI

Somehow, there is a Ralph Bakshi film out there worse and odder than Cool World.

There's like weird stutters, skips, and speed changes in that clip. Dude can't even rotoscope animation correctly.

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Oct 2, 2021

# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 14:20

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

So, what is going on with the front butt crack on these two guys in Hey Good Lookin' ?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 00:45

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

quote:

"We followed the rules," said studio spokesman Harry Anderson. Paramount is paying for 24-hour security for the Hollywood sign during the promotion, he said. It paid a $27,000 city fee, he said, and is contributing another $27,000 to Rebuild L.A.

[Chuck Welch] and his neighbors vow that they will continue to fight the addition to the sign and plan to picket the Paramount news conference this morning. Meanwhile, the neighborhood is adorned with signs and banners reading "Stop the Hollywood Sign Prostitution."

Neighbors tried but failed last month to obtain a temporary restraining order blocking the promotion. A hearing on how the sign can be used is scheduled for Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Welch said. He has a clear view of the Hollywood sign from the gazebo behind his home. He said he watched a construction helicopter install the cartoon piece by piece on Friday. He describes it as a female figure in a "short-short-short skirt" and denounces it as "a classless, sexist symbol."

https://web.archive.org/web/2012072...nt+Pictures+def

I Greyhound fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Oct 6, 2021

# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 22:39

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

meanwhile, holli would was dragged out of the casino by security like some sort of drunk and disorderly ralph bakshi.

lmao

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 14:50

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 23:12

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

goatface posted:

She turned into little orphan Annie. How odd.

Yep, little Orphan Annie, and a call out to David Depatie-Friz Freleng 60's cartoons for some reason.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 21:14

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

You Are A Elf posted:

If you were to do a �person on the street� style news program where you go around asking random people �who do you think this is?�, I guarantee not a single soul would say it�s Brad Pitt.

I�d sooner say it�s a human version of the pink Plutonian nyborg sniffing alien from Heavy Metal.

Conan O'Brien

# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 02:38