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Wait I just realized her name is Holli Would, they did promotion in Hollywood, but the film is set in Vegas? Was it supposed to be in Hollywood?
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Bismuth posted:Wait I just realized https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDuOUxhD2Y
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It's been a while since I've heard something that unpleasant.
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Bismuth posted:Wait I just realized Makes sense, the Spike of Power would've probably been on top of the Capitol Records building in that case
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Bismuth posted:Wait I just realized traditionally, vegas is where you go when you can't get work in hollywood.
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The big leagues of stripping
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while all that was happening, jack's neighbour isabella malley was asleep, like a normal person. her daughter jennifer was doing some research into jack deebs and the cool world.   there was a sudden deep noise and the earth began to shake.  the windows of jack's house were flashing again.  brad pitt stood trembling against the wall of jack's studio, beside two lavishly illustrated asscheeks. he was not exquisitely groomed as he'd been in the cool world, but dishevelled and bloodied as he'd been after the motorcycle crash.  flying into a rage, brad pitt began to destroy the studio.  he coughed violently, bringing up old road dust.  jack stepped in to find himself at gunpoint. "i'm takin' you and the bimbo back," brad pitt announced.   jack grabbed hold of the inexplicable decorative prison bars. "what're you gonna do? shoot me?"  "why don't you shoot me, G-ddamnit!" he shouted. "shoot me, brad pitt!"  "don't push me! don't push me!!" brad pitt shouted back.  "you just couldn't take a piece of good advice, could ya? no, jack - you had to listen to your johnson."  the men had a tense exchange about jack's inter-dimensional sluttery and the consequences thereof.   suddenly he went doodle again.   the horrifying sight almost pushed brad pitt over the edge. he began to swing his revolver around wildly. who did he want to shoot? jack? the walls? the ceiling? himself?   as brad pitt danced with the gun, jack's neighbour jennifer burst into the room and leapt upon jack in a state of agitation. 
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no pubes yet sorry posted:knock knock Holli Would is gonna have to call herself Holli Did.
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Us, trapped in this thread also for a guy who spent a lot of time in jail I'm surprised he decided to decorate his house with jail bars
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Bismuth posted:Us, trapped in this thread He bought those from the gift shop on the way out
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Oh you're the mural guy? Great, have you ever drawn asses? Yeah ha ha ha, I said HAVE YOU EVER DRAWN ASSES, ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Ventral EggSac posted:Oh you're the mural guy? Great, have you ever drawn asses? Yeah ha ha ha, I said HAVE YOU EVER DRAWN ASSES, ANSWER THE QUESTION You can tell it's a 90s movie because the butt isn't big enough
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Gettin' in early on them Aeon Flux tits.
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Das Boo posted:Gettin' in early on them Aeon Flux tits. I have a theory that the hottest cartoon tits must curl upwards all the way back on themselves until the nipples touch the body above the breast Just like how the most manly cowboy boots do  but the world isn't ready
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what is the MOVIE oh my god
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So why did Brad Pitt show up at Deebs's house, instead of in the desert from where he entered Cool World? If you can arbitrarily change the place you teleport to, wouldn't Deebs have just busted out of jail through Cool World by materializing back at his house? Actually, how is Brad Pitt travelling between Cool World and the normal world without using the Spike of Power? At the beginning, he was transferred to the lab using the spike (?), but then Vegas Vinnie took the spike to the top of that casino in the normal world. But Brad Pitt is still crossing dimensions, all without the Spike. If you can do that, what's the point of the Spike at all? I guess it's too much to ask this movie to make even a bit of sense. I mean, Brad Pitt was returning from WWII when he got sucked in to the Cool World, yet Deebs only "created" the world decades later. Was the Cool World already there, and he just put it to paper - discovering it, instead of creating it?
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jennifer jumped up and down chattering at incomprehensible speed as jack stuttered and waved his hands like a hummingbird. the wounded brad pitt stepped from the shadows into the light.   jennifer beheld brad pitt in amazement.  she asked jack if this was another friend from "outta town". jack replied, quite calmly, "what's going on between this guy and me is kinda complex."  brad pitt was done with talking. he demanded answers.  jack finally divulged that holli would had gone to the union plaza hotel to chase the dream of vegas vinnie's spike of power, and that she'd stolen his car to do so.  "i've got my mom's car," jennifer offered immediately.  brad pitt wasted no more time. he marched out the door, declaring as he went, "we're trying to protect the balance of the entire known universe here." at the last moment jennifer realised her poor judgment and tried to protest, but jack grabbed her by the arm and hauled her out behind them with disturbing force.  
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Jennifer is making many terrible life choices.
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I wonder how long brad Pitt stopped to be amazed at the modern world considering he just made a massive jump in time.
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George H.W. oval office posted:I wonder how long brad Pitt stopped to be amazed at the modern world considering he just made a massive jump in time. After the poo poo he's seen in Cool World, microwaves and VCRs are positively humdrum. They just sit there and don't even try to kill and/or gently caress each other!
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:
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Brad continues being an ineffective dweeb with a dumb "just toss them in Cool World jail and hope that fixes it/figure out the STD thing later" plan. at least Holli has some kind of actual treatment plan for the supposedly apocalyptic STD
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goatface posted:Jennifer is making many terrible life choices. How do you look at what's been going on there and think "Yeah this is something I want to get involved in." I mean I know the answer is that there's no script but yeesh.
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Who wouldn’t want to help retro-brad Pitt save the universe from psycho-horny Kim basinger? Jennifer is thus far the only character who has made a decision that I can understand.
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they didnt have internet back then I dont blame Jennifer for looking for some entertainment wherever she can
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I think Jennifer represents the viewer of the film "Cool World" being violently shoved from scene to scene not knowing just what the hell is happening. "Jack" is Bakshi. He's angry, impotent, and tired of all the bullshit. "Holli" is the naivete starlet who won't be controlled. Her dreams of taking over the world no matter what the cost is her main objective. Well, that and sex with all men. I don't know what Nails represents. A talking spider, I guess? Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt, in a suit. El Diablo Bob O fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Oct 9, 2021 |
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The plot was going to be amazing but brad pitt couldnt read his lines and well *gestures with hand*
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he played edward norton once
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Bismuth posted:has brad pitt ever played anyone other than brad pitt? He played george clooney's friend a couple times and he played morgan freeman's friend too. He also played edward norton's friend aand the friend of a baseball team. Brad Pitt is a good friend
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When I first saw this film, many years ago, I didn't think that Jennifer and Isabella were mother/daughter. I thought they were lesbian partners. I don't know why I thought that, and reading this thread is bringing up vague memories of watching the film, so having it explicitly explained that they are mother and daughter is a new wrinkle to me. It doesn't make the film make any more or less sense, or indeed affect the plot/story in any way. But I thought I'd waste your time by saying it anyway. Edit: Pissed Ape Sexist posted:He played george clooney's friend a couple times and he played morgan freeman's friend too. He also played edward norton's friend aand the friend of a baseball team. Brad Pitt is a good friend He also once played Anthony Hopkins enemy, and had sex with Geena Davis. In short, Brad Pitt is a land of contrasts. BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 10, 2021 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:When I first saw this film, many years ago, I didn't think that Jennifer and Isabella were mother/daughter. I thought they were lesbian partners. Probably because the actresses are only 15 years apart and dont even look it 
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holli would screamed to a halt outside the union plaza hotel, endangering many lives.  the valet could not help her with finding vegas vinnie, so holli disdainfully shook her rear end at the camera and swept into the hotel without another word.   the dancing queens of vegas shimmied and sparkled as holli would surveyed paradise.     she wandered aimlessly from punter to punter, asking if anybody knew vegas vinnie. nobody knew vegas vinnie.  holli would's righteous certainty began to falter.  back in the car, brad pitt was just explaining how vegas vinnie was a cool world folktale that had sprung up around a real individual, according to the weird doctor baby thing he'd met when he first dropped into the cool world fifty years before.  "he and i mapped out the tunnel, the passageway between both worlds," he explained with deep gravitas, "and we saw how easily one could disrupt that balance and destroy both universes."  jennifer had decided to enjoy the situation.  meanwhile, holli would was dragged out of the casino by security like some sort of drunk and disorderly ralph bakshi. 
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Me in this thread
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Are two of those security guards wearing velvet tuxes Finally, a shred of normality in this madcap escapade
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I refuse to believe theres absolutely nobody in vegas that goes by "vegas vinnie", it would be much funnier if someone said "yeah of course we know vegas vinnie" and sent her off to meet some used car dealer guy
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holli would tried to re-enter the casino but the suave bouncer gently rebuffed her, telling her she was welcome back when she had money to spend.  the bouncer shook his head regretfully at her as he locked her outside.  a short figure swathed in bulky clothing watched from the street.  as holli would tottered down the sidewalk in the rain, she was racked by another temporal spasm: noid to doodle, doodle to noid.     suddenly she stopped and began to skitter uncontrollably on the spot, jigging and hopping beneath a streetlight with her eyes rolled wildly skyward like she was having a medical episode.    the strange small figure joined her, and they gazed at the heavens together.  far above, atop the towering casino, the spike of power flashed brilliantly red against the polluted black sky.  holli would was transfixed with religious ecstacy.  the waist-high thing asked holli would why she sounded so down. "let's just say, it ain't been my day," she said; then she went doodle again.   her doodle form appeared to have shifted permanently to the frizzy-haired clown; rotoscoped jenine jennings was a distant memory.  the small creature seemed to know what her problem was and what she was looking for, so holli would decided to grill it for information.  she backed it into the alcove of a doorway, hooked her fingers at it and squawked like a crow, making it flinch in terror.   again she went doodle, giving the creature an opportunity to flee.   it immediately fell down.  demanding the diminuitive figure tell her what it knew, holli would picked it up and violently shook it.   as she lifted the figure, it flew out of her grasp like a slippery eel and its clothes came off.  holli would was clearly unnerved and disturbed by what she saw.   it was the weird doctor baby thing! 
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