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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Man is in the bedroom

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 23:21

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Probe him until he posts

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 22:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You really aren't going to do better for a comic book cashier jack

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 12:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

coronatae posted:

The first and only time I've ever watched Cool World in its entirety, that piss sequence seemed to go on and on and on forever and I hated it

maybe you should have turned your monitor on

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 15:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mind the walrus posted:

So is there like, any good modern version of the Pygmalion story? It seems like sexually frustrated artists maybe aren't the best ones to be telling the story about falling in love with their own creations.

Pigmalion from king of the hill

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 08:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cool world, cool thread

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 01:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Man is in the bedroom

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 12:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr.Tophat posted:

What's this guy gunna be like, "I'm sorry, I was only attracted to you when you were a doodle?"

Was he though?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 12:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Lobe posted:

ool

notice that there's no c in it.

lets keep it that way

lmao

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 12:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dominos really dropped the ball on this one

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 15:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lil bip posted:

Don't be horny for drawings

Or do if you want your cartoon waifu to turn real, the message is very muddled

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 11:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Keromaru5 posted:

My favorite Bakshi fact will always be that Thomas Kincade worked on Fire and Ice, and Bakshi wrote a glowing obituary of him.

Someone photoshop the hideous doodles onto some of his crappy cottages

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 09:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Call Your Grandma posted:

mai... waifu

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 07:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Das Boo posted:

Ceci n'est pas une jug.

The Treachery of Doodles

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 14:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jesus christ brad just gently caress the cartoon already what's the worst that could happen

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 05:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Parsley posted:

But he didn't even penetrate. His trousers were still on. I can't take this.

Aziz Anzari gonna be in the remake

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 19:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Meme Poker Party posted:

We have surpassed the limitations of the real.

Welcome to the horny of the real

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 22:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bismuth posted:

Lonette said "doodles gotta eat" so im assuming the food must come from somewhere, there was also a disney style rabbit, which I assume probably lives in some idyllic woodland or farm setting, so im assuming this is just Cool World new york and at some distance maybe other comic/cartoon regions exist

Garbage years NYC. Think Taxi Driver, Midnight cowboy, etc. Makes sense to me!

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 01:52

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

Oh boy he's watching the same movie as us. Meta

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 07:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Das Boo posted:

Okay, I forgot about the school girl romper and the literal Lolita glasses. It really was designed for 15 year-old Drew Barrymore.

I'd say cancel Ralph Bakshi but let's be honest, would anyone notice

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 08:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wow they take after their creators

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 17:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Now they're in the uncool world

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 01:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Colonel Cancer posted:

What's with the sexy streetlamp?

Scared to ask what you're talking about

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 12:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lol why does that register as sexy

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 13:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Someone let warner bros know ralph bakshi is doing unspeakable things to daffy duck

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 17:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mx. posted:

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 03:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Das Boo posted:

I wanna know about this woman wearing a goddamn chandelier.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 15:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

goatface posted:

Did he get any direction in this film at all or was he just showing up and reading his lines three minutes before they started and out of context?

The direction was "imagine you're starring in cool world"

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 15:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

Imagine being a movie executive and thinking it's a good idea to start your movie with being about Brad Pitt, and end it with being about Gabriel Byrne.

Brad Pitt is literally the opposite of a sex symbol in this movie

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 21:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Lobe posted:

Lmao

What does Jack see in her

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 00:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Also:

It'd be a steal at twice the price!

PeterCat posted:

This is money laundering right?

Not a crime in the cool world, just a reminder

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 00:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MrQwerty posted:

I'm very thankful that Sealab and Aqua Teen successfully filled the adult animation niche the way they did before HBO could successfully "prestige" animation the way they did TV shows.

Spawn was good but man, if they got another shot at that poo poo and it was successful, everything getting money would be Venture Bros. and those guys can't be assed to make a 8 episode season of a show every 10 years.

It's two guys pretty much writing it when time allows who gives a poo poo lol

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 15:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yeah but they had clones

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 16:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr.Chill posted:

Bakshi could learn a thing or two about designing interesting, fun women who are attractive in many varieties from VB rather than the weird boring auntie thing that is Holli.

The world is not ready for holly cocktease

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 17:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

So just going to throw the guy out whose date is having a psychotic episode demanding to bang people. Seems sinister.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 09:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Just so I'm sure I understand the world building: humans can travel to the cool world if they are pulled in with a giant crystal machine or just if a cartoon really wants to bone them, and they can go back to the real world whenever they want through unspecified means. cartoons can only travel to the real world if they use a giant crystal machine or if they bone a human, but if cartoons bone humans then the human has some sort of cartoon leprosy.

Is that accurate?

What giant crystal machine

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 20:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

this thread has been going on for 2 month lol

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 22:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You Are A Elf posted:

Yeah, there was also poo poo like Leave It to Beaver, Happy Days, �50s diners, and American Graffiti that glossed over just how lovely the 1950s really were, but Boomers (who were actually children then and can probably only remember Howdy Doody and Davy Crockett) pine for those days like they were there (they weren�t), whereas Silents (Bakshi) are old enough to actually recall just how hosed up that decade was. It reflects in HGL.

Boomers like the 50s because they measure prosperity in water fountains

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 09:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The big leagues of stripping

# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 04:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The plot was going to be amazing but brad pitt couldnt read his lines and well *gestures with hand*

# ¿ Oct 9, 2021 22:23

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