how many people have you banged

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > how many people have you banged

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I've lost count, but making some quick calculations, for me it's around... 7 billion

How about you, sexy goons?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 04:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:46

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'll never know the tender touch of a woman but I've gotten comfortable with that

plenty of dudes around, William :wiggle:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 04:32

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

hbag posted:

i stretched my cock out and put it in my own butthole does that count OP

I checked the rules, it does NOT

sorry :nomates:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 04:56

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Knormal posted:

I've had sex. I've definitely had a lot of sex. Why, what have you heard? Who have you talked to?

this guy FUCKS, I can tell

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 05:09

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Vampire Panties posted:

I have came in more women's mouths than you've fancied a wank about

hotter too

Hmmmm, sounds like you're lying, guvnor

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 05:54

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

By popular demand posted:

Don't you all remember those HIV PSAs from the 90s? When you bang a person you also bang everyone who they did and everyone those people did and so on and so on!

It's like playing six degrees of Kevin Bacon only with STIs! Stop with the dicking!

Holyyyy smokes� have all goons banged each other?? :pirate:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:15

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Rutibex posted:

4

whoa

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 22:28

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

AHH F/UGH posted:

I�m happily married now and get all the sex I want and that�s cool too

You almost had me until this part, nice try

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 01:16

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

HD DAD posted:

Turns out therapy works and is awesome. Unsurprisingly, there was a lot of childhood trauma I needed to work past for a long while. I got on some meds too. It was a whole journey. But now I�m much more stable and happy and with a loving and supportive partner that I adore.

Anyway, piss fart poo poo balls

Hey, a real success story? (Or should I say �suck-sex� story heh heh)

Good for you HD Dad :cheersdoge:

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 18:12

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:46

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Big Beef City posted:

is a rude way to refer to the op's mother

Listen here youuuuuu :argh:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 02:54

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > how many people have you banged