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https://twitter.com/domo_ocam/status/1437517974374690825 Even if this is fake, I want to discuss the implementation of a shark based religion in at least this thread if not all of BYOB  Pros: Sharks are cute Sharks are smooth Sharks attack floridaman Cons: Can be a bit of a meanie first thing in the morning, totally not a morning person Kills people Not all that great of a parent since most just ditch their young first chance they get Doesn't like the color purple Zil fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Sep 15, 2021 |
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Leviticus 26:29 makes a lot more sense if you think they mistranslated "your" for "their"quote:You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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would there be hymns sung to the sound of the jaws theme? |
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Sep 15, 2021 01:49
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Stoner Sloth posted:we're gonna need a bigger church |
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Sep 15, 2021 01:54
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What would the shark pope hat look like? Also would the hat be worn on the head or the fin? |
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Sep 15, 2021 01:55
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Monty Python and The Holy Chum Bucket |
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Sep 15, 2021 04:35
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The breads and loaves parable is not what I remember, just shark jesus creating more and more fish for himself to devour. |
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Sep 15, 2021 18:30
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Instead of saying "peace be with you" it will instead be "fish be with you" |
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Sep 15, 2021 19:42
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Escape From Noise posted:Street Sharks are out there spreading the gospel to the youth. Just wish they wouldn't tear up so many sidewalks when they are going door to door, so many lawsuits from home insurance companies. |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:[ open on interior, Woman’s Apartment, 2:00 a.m. ] lol |
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Sep 16, 2021 23:16
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Escape From Noise posted:You know who else was "pretty extreme" and maybe wrecked a few things to make a point? 
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Our shark who art in ocean, hallowed be thy fin. |
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