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i enjoyed the short trend of these cspam threads like this one: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3962390&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 it's very easy to give predictions with no timeline, like "10 million americans will die of covid" or "climate change will render the earth uninhabitable" or "the democrats will pass a bill." it's much harder to make a prediction on a short timescale. there's also an element of media analysis here, like you gotta figure out what the Big Story will be for the month. anyway, here's my prediction: some sort of health crisis for trump. he ultimately pulls through, but we get a bit of a re-run of his covid bout. lots of memes, lmaos, etc.
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Either Dick Van Dyke or Henry Kissinger will pass away. Which one depends on what mood God is in.
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Sep 23, 2021 06:47
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Biden will speak a properly formed sentence for the last time.
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Sep 23, 2021 11:18
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France will get revenge on the US and Australia for the nuclear sub deal by loving over the UK at the channel tunnel somehow
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Sep 23, 2021 12:47
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buncha people gonna piss and poo poo
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Sep 23, 2021 13:10
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Fake UK lockdown to save Christmas that nobody enforces and everyone ignores. Culture war over how this generation isn't tough enough to handle food shortages unlike the boomers who fought ww2
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Sep 23, 2021 13:16
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somebody's going to get shot at a school board meeting
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Sep 23, 2021 13:19
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the United States of America will default on its national debt
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Sep 23, 2021 13:21
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the democrats will accomplish nothing
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Sep 23, 2021 13:30
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Op might be a good poster by then
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Sep 23, 2021 13:30
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Australian police buy a bunch of used grenade launchers from American police for well above retail
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Sep 23, 2021 13:32
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Biden gets Covid19 and it turns out Boris Johnson transmitted it to him
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Sep 23, 2021 13:36
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a second Smolensk like disaster
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Sep 23, 2021 13:43
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Some name-brand liberal hero pops hot in a way that isn’t or can’t be covered up. They don’t die, but it is revealed that they have their three shots, and this causes both red and blue chuds to come together in rejecting boosters.
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Sep 23, 2021 13:49
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Pediatric mrna vaccines remain just a month or two away for another month
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Sep 23, 2021 13:50
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ELTON JOHN posted:buncha people gonna piss and poo poo gonna take the under on this: literally no-one will poo poo or piss for the entire month
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Sep 23, 2021 14:41
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those little shits will eat all the good stuff and leave me nothing but good n plentys AGAIN gently caress this diseased country
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Sep 23, 2021 14:42
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Covid continues to and gets incrementally worse. Most of the frogs in the bucket don't notice. Mass shootings at health care and or school board meetings. The new miracle cure is shoving a cucumber or carrot up your rear end or something. And we learn one fun fact of what covid is doing to us unknown to us yet.
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Sep 23, 2021 14:46
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godzilla will attack florida. ron desantis will make it illegal to close schools and businesses during a godzilla attack.
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Sep 23, 2021 15:46
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Sep 23, 2021 15:49
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The United States will have over 50,000 official COVID-19 deaths in the calendar month of October.
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Sep 23, 2021 15:50
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eerily prescient
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Sep 23, 2021 16:00
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Kamala Harris gets a breakthru case of COVID
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Sep 23, 2021 16:08
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Doneld J Trump will be reinstated as President of the United States  
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Sep 23, 2021 16:27
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School districts will start debating vaccine mandates for kids in schools and that'll bring out the Karens like never before
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Sep 23, 2021 16:50
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Infrastructure plan will fall through, progressives will be blamed and face ramifications from Pelosi that were never once considered when blue dogs kept loving poo poo up in 2009 (by design)
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Sep 23, 2021 16:52
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skewetoo posted:Covid continues to and gets incrementally worse. Most of the frogs in the bucket don't notice. Gonna take it the other direction and say the current wave is peaking and we’ll see falling numbers in the next few weeks and by mid-October everyone will be back in “covid is over!” mode and start making holiday travel plans that will lead to the next wave being even worse
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Sep 23, 2021 17:05
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Kamal Harris will be sworn in as POTUS
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Sep 23, 2021 17:07
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Havana Syndrome will turn out to be real but it will be revealed to be Finland trying to develop a weapon to use against its cryptids and it misfired.
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Sep 23, 2021 17:14
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it's been a while since we had an abnormally sized animal hit social media (big cow, tiny cow etc). i'm thinking... a really big sheep, maybe. or a tiny kangaroo
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Sep 23, 2021 17:15
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It’s been a few years since a highway bridge collapsed. A highway bridge will collapse
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Sep 23, 2021 17:15
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there will be a humanitarian crisis in south florida, most likely involving haitian refugees
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Sep 23, 2021 17:22
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The Event (new one)
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Sep 23, 2021 17:42
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Stock markets almost but not quite hit a breaker due to debt limit nonsense but quickly rally. A major city gets hit by a cat 1-2 hurricane. A school or hospital is shot up by an insane chud over mask requirements
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Sep 23, 2021 17:44
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Gonna take it the other direction and say the current wave is peaking and we’ll see falling numbers in the next few weeks and by mid-October everyone will be back in “covid is over!” mode and start making holiday travel plans that will lead to the next wave being even worse So many bleak possibilities!
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Sep 23, 2021 17:49
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First evidence of a new COVID variant circulating in the USA. Also,Sherbert Hoover posted:somebody's going to get shot at a school board meeting
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Sep 23, 2021 18:04
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Blockade posted:The Event Do not post about The Event
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Sep 23, 2021 18:29
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Debt ceiling fails to pass, markets take the sharpest plunge since the beginning of covid. A bunch of calls from the money get made informing them of the delightful things that will happen to key senators and their families if they don't pass it, which then causes it to pass in a day or so. Market rallies and hits record highs, nobody learns anything Along the way kids still can't get the vax and chuds shoot up a hospital or school board meeting Infrastructure bill never gets passed or they are forced to burn reconciliation on the debt ceiling
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Sep 23, 2021 18:34
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Prediction: yousa people gonna die
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Sherbert Hoover posted:somebody's going to get shot at a school board meeting Ok now you're cheating, everyone knows we're at most 2 weeks from that.
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