Frank Frank posted:

Holy poo poo is that really the lead singer from Smashmouth? He appears to have aged like 20 years overnight. He looks like a fat grampa

Vampire Panties posted:

What if Supes has uranium for blood? makes u think

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

And my favorite part

Harry_Potato posted:

I'm wondering what the opposing viewpoint is to all the "anti-drug" information shared in schools? Naked Lunch?

Alan Smithee posted:

not the christmas you want

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1450823517080068100?s=20

MrMojok posted:

The dementia-addled, pants-making GBS threads moron of a former president gesturing for people at the Mar a Lago dining room to applaud for him:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1485372477119340545?s=21

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

This is like in Airplane when all the passengers calmly listen to the stewardess explain their dire predicament but then start rioting when she mentions they're out of coffee.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, documents, on a sesame seed bun.

An insane mind posted:

At least when we all die in WWIII those loving crybabies might stop whining about having to wear a mask for a minute or two.

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/GuiDurocher/status/1490966658466283523

When I grow up I am going to Checkoslarabia University.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Who was president in 2020?

loving Moron posted:

A Fancy Hat posted:

A lotta people, okay? A lotta people are out there, and out here quite frankly, and they like to say things and do things that are completely false. Total lies, total hoax. And, quite frankly, it's sick and sad what's going on, where people go onto these internet websites, these pages, and they say I'm miserable.

"Ohh, Trump is miserable, everyone hates him."

FALSE. Not true, not... everybody loves me. I'm a lovable guy, okay? I'm like... the number 3 most lovable guy, after the puppet and the man you see when you close your eyes at night. Which is pretty good, pretty good for a guy like me who was so VISCOUSLY and VICIOUSLY attacked by the radical left and Sleepy Joe.

And behind it all was Hilary Clinton, have you heard of this? Have you heard of this woman? She's constantly out there, she's flying around and knocking on my window and waving at me at all times, quite frankly it's a little disturbing how much she's obsessed with me. And I look in the mirror and she's looking right back at me, okay? And the son, Barron T, he wants to go to Disney's World, the wonderful land in Florida. So I make a call, okay, I call Don Disney, CEO of Disney, and he and I are great friends, I did a LOTTA great work when they made the robot.

But I call him and I say "Is the robot there, the robot me? Is he still in the room?" and he says "Yes" and I say "Okay, I'm sending the boy, Barron T, to meet the robot." and he says "What" and I say "Say it again" and the call just goes to HELL at this point, but that's fine.

And have you seen this robot? He looks... he's all messed up, one of the guys called me and said it started trying to tear its head off and all I could say is "That makes sense".

So that's... well... you know the taxes, the tax forms are a very complicated thing, very confusing and when you present them to people without context it gets VERY confusing, they might think you're breaking a law or LAWS even but you're not, the taxes are fine and the finances are quite frankly the best they've ever been.

Automatic Slim posted:

Bush II

Cat Hassler posted:

Large Marge still truckin along

jaegerx posted:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1501965337306312708?s=21

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1502346594833911813

I can't believe he was a general.

Blooster posted:

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1503549059935657984?t=F7AT2ASQwthJ6wdMhNx7pg&s=19

Sardonik posted:

Yeah "the Primary voters coalesced around Biden", absolutely, nothing untoward there, certainly no party and media apparatus using every tool at their disposal to stop any meaningful leftward movement, certainly nothing that would sour a great many people on the legitimacy of the democratic establishment.

Look, parts of cspam 100% believe some dumb poo poo, but you're kidding yourself if you don't think the democrats are complicit in a great many unbelievably lovely things. Manchin and Sinema are no mere accidents that slipped through somehow. Also double lol if you think the average cspam poster is going to vote republican.

Critiquing the party, no matter how rudely, is an objectively needed action. There's not some magic spell that's going to happen to fix the world if we all clap like seals for them. If anything, things are as lovely as they are because nobody has seriously held democratic politicians to account for any of the terrible poo poo they've done over the past few decades.

MrMojok posted:

Guess we can all get ready for a week solid of this kind of poo poo from Fox/Newsmax etc.

https://twitter.com/eyesontheright/status/1508314745887150083?s=21

Ashmole posted:

It is so nuts, but not surprising, how the GOP is being so blatant about being anti-gay now. I remember all of these articles and chuds from 2016 saying that the GOP is a different party that welcomes gays. I wonder how that weird, skinny, gay Trump supporter is doing.

funeral home DJ posted:

Mother of God they had TV commercials featuring that poo poo and it went as far as 2001. What the actual gently caress?

How I managed to live a life ignorant of this poo poo until now is a mystery.

Steadiman posted:

Not gonna lie, I would absolutely ride Sex Mountain.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's such a confusing image. Their masks both on and off at the same time.

Songbearer posted:

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

its because he thinks he would be spared if the uber chuds got their way, he wouldn't. uber conservative LGBTQ folks confuse me. like even the persistance moron gets like full throated hatred from his colligues and he still licks their asses.

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

the recent MAGA chud reaction to The Boys is hilarious, and warms my cold, dead heart

Hobo Clown posted:

Lmao @ any chud with an 88 tattoo

"Oh did you get that to commemorate the FBI raid on Trump?"

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Dark Brandon's dumb as poo poo but honestly if it makes the right insane I say "Let's Go Dark Brandon!"

Shithouse Dave posted:

The classified documents included the terrible secret of space

Barudak posted:

I do not want to see Donald Trump hung because the amount of poo poo that will come out of him on death is not something I want to inflict on our noble janitorial professionals

Shanghaied posted:

My favourite was that guy who woke up briefly from his respirator coma to tweet "Jews" before dying lol.

Like "what was grandpa's last words?"

"Uhhhh..."

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Law Enforcement Today says a pro-gun group found a new way to say statistically that gun owners are good? No way, I can't believe it, but they're operated by Law Enforcement, so I guess it must be true.

Castor Poe posted: