UFC FN: Ladd v Dumont, Arlovski v Felipe, Miller v Gonzalez, Loopy v Carolina, Davis v Batgerel.

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Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Fights should start in just a few minutes, here are some details about them:

CommonShore posted:

Lazy rear end breakdown

Women�s Featherweight Aspen Ladd vs Norma Dumont
Ladd hosed up her weight cut so bad again that we thought she wasn�t medically cleared to fight but it was that her opponent didn�t want to fight her. She�s cleared to fight like a week or two later after Holly Holm pulled out. She�s a ground and pound fighter and a prospect. Dumont is one of the featherweights in the UFC.

Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs Carlos Felipe
Arlovski is coming off of a decision over Chase Sherman. Felipe is fat and sucks poo poo. He�s coming off of two �who gives a poo poo who wins� split decisions over similarly fat and mediocre heavyweights.

Jim Miller vs Erick Gonzalez
Miller is on the short list of �most UFC fights.� His fights are usually good. He has rudimentary boxing with good grappling. He�s on a 2-fight skid. Gonzalez is a combate veteran making his ufc debut.

Flyweight Manon Fiorot vs Mayra Bueno Silva
Fiorot is pretty good so far in her early UFC fights � she has two standing TKOs. She�s a French kickboxer. Silva is a DWCS girl who drew with Montana De La Rosa in February to go 2-1-1. She has a submission of Gillian Robertson, so she�s a good grappler.

Middleweight Julian Marquez vs Jordan Wright
Marquez is The Cuban Missile Crisis and he�s a big burly lunk who cranks people�s necks and says weird poo poo. Jordan Wright looks like he is so corn fed that he is made out of corn. He has a mixed UFC record with a KO loss to Joaquim Buckley but some wins over other dudes too. He�s mostly a punch man.

Prelims
Middleweight Andrew Sanchez vs Bruno Silva
Sanchez is a wrestler who won a bad season of TUF and is roughly 0.500 since then. He doesn�t really have any good wins and he has gotten KOed by dudes like Anthony Smith. Bruno Silva is a Brazilian who went into a BJJ specialist�s guard and KOed him in a really cool way back in June.

Welterweight Danny Roberts vs Ramazan Emeev
Danny Roberts is one of those dudes who has like 12 UFC fights but nobody remembers. He�s a British kickboxer with losses to guys like Nordine Taleb and Mike Perry. Emeev has 5-1 UFC record but no finishes and a loss to Rocco Martin. Dagestani wrestler I think.

Flyweight Lupita Godinez vs Luana Carolina
Wait� Didn�t Loopy Godinez fight last weekend? poo poo she did. She won by first round armbar. She�s a Mexican-Canadian grappler and she seems cool. She steps in to replace Sijara Eubanks and Maryna Moroz. Carolina is a Brazilian who lost to Ariane Lipski by kneebar, but she has some wins over low-tier UFC opponents. She missed weight last time.

Featherweight Nate Landwehr vs Ludovit Klein
Landwehr is a hard headed haymaker throwin� weirdo. Slovakian Klein �Mr Highlight� is 1-1 in the UFC with a flashy first round KO and a disappointing decision loss.

Bantamweight Danaa Batgerel vs Brandon Davis
Batgerel is a Mongolian and he�s cool. He won his last two fights by first round KO. Davis got bounced from the UFC after losing a whole bunch of fights including to Zabit by Suloev Stretch, but he won 4 in a row in the z-leagues so he�s back.

Strawweight Istela Nunes vs Ariane Carnelossi
Carnelossi is a yoked Brazilian who got nastily TKOed by Angela Hill like 2 years ago. She won a TKO in April. Nunes lost to Angela Lee in ONE and is undefeated otherwise. This is her UFC debut.

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:36

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Not really liking what I saw from Davis compared to his previous UFC run, shame. Batgerel spends so little time in the octagon nobody's ever gonna know who he is, heh.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 22:23

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Kuno posted:

The gently caress is going on with Roberts' ribcage/ab area?

Here's a pic from the weigh ins if that helps.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:20

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

I think if Emeev had been watching Tyson highlights during the weight cut like Khabib did (for the Iaquinta fight, I think) he'd have knocked Roberts out by now

I also bet $5 on Roberts and Landwehr both winning, because apparently I hate money.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:25

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

LOL WHAT

When I heard 30-27 I thought for sure it was for Emeev, weird.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:29

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Bisping said what we were all thinking

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:44

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Turns out kicking your opponent in the nuts over and over is exhausting.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 23:56

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

This is a solid fight, train is rolling!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 00:24

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Brut posted:

I also bet $5 on Roberts and Landwehr both winning, because apparently I hate money.

I'd like to thank MMA Judge Chris Lee for the $69 this bet paid out.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 00:30

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Ooh I like that little pacing change on the third combo hit there

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 00:49

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Bueno Silva seemed defeated in the corner.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 00:57

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

That was a weird fight, not sure what to think.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 01:03

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

gently caress yeah

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 01:22

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Arlovski really does have one of the best beards in UFC these days doesn't he

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 01:35

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

5 minutes Andrei, just stay conscious, that's all I need.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 01:50

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

hahahaha Arlovski with veteran moves getting every second out of that timer

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 01:54

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

algebra testes posted:

So this is booked to get Ladd over by beating Dumont?

Probably not? Ladd is a last minute (we found out October 7th) replacement for Holly Holm and she's being forced to move up to 145.

I don't know too much about Dumont but the betting odds on this are pretty close, does anyone know the odds for the original matchup? That matchmaking actually seems way weirder to me, Holm vs a 6-1 fighter.

Brut fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Oct 17, 2021

# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 02:05

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

algebra testes posted:

Tell me, what is it you think you are doing? <-- My coach to me, mid fight.

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:36

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

double negative posted:

aspen badd

It's not even like, skill, she just seemed entirely uninterested in fighting with the except of uh, the 3rd and 4th minute of round #4.

Always a bummer to see a fighter come back after time off and just look like a shell of their former selves.

CarlCX posted:

Norma Dumont will get rescheduled for a random TV undercard match seven months from now that no one is meant to watch and Aspen Ladd will get a glowing video package when they have her fight Miesha Tate or something

Nah, Miesha "Cupcake" Tate can actually still make 135.

Brut fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Oct 17, 2021

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