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Farecoal: There he go

Part of my dream last night involved me getting and going to the kitchen at around 4 AM. Suddenly I needed to pee and I was too tired and lazy to go to the bathroom, so I started pissing in a trash bag(???). My mom chose that moment to come back from a late night walk and just stared at me in disappointment

# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:59

ErrorInvalidUser: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

choppy gibberish for weeks

# ? Nov 7, 2021 20:09

Farecoal: There he go

I was playing some weird version of Dark Souls 2, all the icons and UI elements had been rendered in a pastel, cartoonish style (you could turn this off in options), and the objective was to find and defeat these 4 former knights of the king. One of them you had to get to low health and then get into a shouting match with them about how they should go home to their family. Another I couldn't defeat because whenever I tried to backstab them my character would fall through the floor and die :darksouls:

# ? Nov 12, 2021 21:26

Farecoal: There he go

Can't remember much from last night's dreams other than getting very angry at people for not remembering that Xenomorph skulls are actually made of eggplant

# ? Nov 22, 2021 22:40

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I had a dream where I was a juror on an accidental death case and I didn't think enough evidence existed to establish proximate cause so I voted Not Guilty.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 16:08

Farecoal: There he go

Prurient Squid posted:

I had a dream where I was a juror on an accidental death case and I didn't think enough evidence existed to establish proximate cause so I voted Not Guilty.

# ? Dec 4, 2021 21:04

Chrs

last night I dreamed that I got banned from the site. there was a huge party in my city for something awful�s millionaire board members (lol) and one of their lawyers approached me and explained that sa was getting sued for a million dollars over the post that got me banned from the site and that I would be getting the bill. but it�s ok because if I just pay him �70 he�ll make it go away. I think the post was about someone being a dumbass for falling off a ladder.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 10:45

Escape From Noise

I seriously keep having dreams about getting tattoos (I have none) and getting super anxious about them. Sometimes they are BYOB tattoos.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 10:58

Prof. Crocodile

Escape From Noise posted:

I seriously keep having dreams about getting tattoos (I have none) and getting super anxious about them. Sometimes they are BYOB tattoos.

efn get the fully sexual snail tat

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:47

Farecoal: There he go

Get a tattoo of the Japanese WW2 army flag, this will have no repercussions

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:58

Farecoal: There he go

Cut across three lanes of a highway without looking in my dream. No crash but I did disappoint everyone in the car

# ? Dec 5, 2021 23:59

Chinatown: by Fluffdaddy

last night i dreamed i walked in on a good friend and her bf at a houseparty

AWKWARD!!!

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# ? Dec 6, 2021 01:56

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Chrs posted:

last night I dreamed that I got banned from the site. there was a huge party in my city for something awful�s millionaire board members (lol) and one of their lawyers approached me and explained that sa was getting sued for a million dollars over the post that got me banned from the site and that I would be getting the bill. but it�s ok because if I just pay him �70 he�ll make it go away. I think the post was about someone being a dumbass for falling off a ladder.

Erm... the accidental death case in my dream was about someone falling off a ladder. :aaa:

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:04

Escape From Noise

Last night I dreamt the guitarist for a band I like here in Japan got shot. I was very distraught until I tried to find news articles on it in my dream and realized it wasn't real when a.) I immediately found an article in English and b.) the story made no sense following the headline.

Also I got in a shouting match with my friend's dad who's kind of a jerk irk

# ? Dec 6, 2021 02:17

Prof. Crocodile

Escape From Noise posted:

Last night I dreamt the guitarist for a band I like here in Japan got shot. I was very distraught until I tried to find news articles on it in my dream and realized it wasn't real when a.) I immediately found an article in English and b.) the story made no sense following the headline.

Also I got in a shouting match with my friend's dad who's kind of a jerk irk

was is it the mad capsule markets? the bad I mean not your friends dad.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 22:37

Escape From Noise

Prof. Crocodile posted:

was is it the mad capsule markets? the bad I mean not your friends dad.

Otoboke Beaver

# ? Dec 7, 2021 00:27

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I had a pretty un-BYOB dream.

I dreamed I was going to a friends house and on the way they told me they thought their neighbours were child molesters. And then it turned out they'd actually confonted their neighbours about it and those neighbours were actually at the friends house right now! And I was terrified.

It turned out later in the dream that it was all a misunderstanding and it was really all about vampires. Also the house turned out to be a gothic mansion. A big deal was made out of the wattage of a particular bulb that obscured an old piece of text on the wall.

I awoke in terror, the dream unconcluded.

# ? Dec 8, 2021 14:03

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Chrs posted:

I think the post was about someone being a dumbass for falling off a ladder.

Prurient Squid posted:

Erm... the accidental death case in my dream was about someone falling off a ladder.

Uh oh, we're tapped into some collective conscious poo poo here. Everyone be safe around ladders.

I found this online:

Dream about someone falling off ladder is unfortunately an admonition for characteristics which you have not acknowledged or incorporated into your own personality. You need to isolate yourself and block out any external forces that may cloud your judgment. You do not feel completely whole. This is a portent for unexpressed fears or emotions, such as anger, rage, turmoil, etc. As you are facing minor obstacles, you find that things are not going as smoothly as anticipated.

Someone falling off ladder dream is sadly an admonition for your own personal feelings of being unworthy. You are feeling empty inside. You need to get out of the same rut. It suggests your eating habits and that you need to add certain nutrients to your diet. Something or someone is low.

# ? Dec 9, 2021 18:03

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Last night I dreamed I was 6" tall and trying to hit on a woman with a big butt and no legs who hovered. Also I was Bart Simpson.

Also, I was Luke Skywalker trying to get into Jabba's palace and when I got inside I went searching for weapons but all I found was a working condom machine.

Also I dreamed I had a hard time taking out the trash because my feet really hurt.

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 12, 2021

# ? Dec 12, 2021 19:30

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Last night I dreamed I was 6" tall and trying to hit on a woman with a big butt and no legs who hovered. Also I was Bart Simpson.

Also, I was Luke Skywalker trying to get into Jabba's palace and when I got inside I went searching for weapons but all I found was a working condom machine.

Also I dreamed I had a hard time taking out the trash because my feet really hurt.

This sounds to me like it's to do with the transition to adulthood and the troubles and temptations therein.

# ? Dec 13, 2021 03:01

Chrs

I keep having dreams about being on long journeys. Like a day�s travel away from home and I�ll be riding a train or something to get there. The locations I pass along the way are familiar but different to the way they are in the real world but the thing I find most interesting is they never change between dreams. so if I�m dreaming about being out in my city for example, the strange dream version of the city is consistent everytime I dream about being here.

# ? Dec 14, 2021 02:24

Farecoal: There he go

Had a dream where I was working in some weird office job. Can't remember the overall "plot" but some highlights:

A woman I was working with was fired on the spot for making a sexual comment about another co-worker.
This other woman wanted me to adopt her special needs cat. Apparently his back claws overgrow massively and needed to be removed (entirely) every week. That part got pretty graphic!
I was cat sitting and due to a glitch the cat was replaced by some weird monster that I had to kill. I was panicking over how I was going to explain this to the owner when the cat respawned. Problem solved!

# ? Dec 15, 2021 20:24

Chrs

last night I had a dream that there was a British remake of Nathan For You but it never made it past the pilot because the first episode was like a Saw type idea which resulted in a lot of the participants dying.

# ? Dec 18, 2021 15:26

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

I had a dream where I was riding in a car passenger seat and the clutch pedal was in the passenger seat and the driver had to tell me whenever they needed to shift gears

# ? Dec 19, 2021 00:34

Farecoal: There he go

I dreamed that I was a soldier and had to defend a small keep in the middle of a giant stone bridge. Then a giant lesbian beat me in a fistfight and turned the keep into a bar

# ? Dec 19, 2021 01:58

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

My dream.

I was in a room and the floor was full of sleeping bunny rabbits. I tried to slip by them to get to the door and then one of them woke up and started and then they all started to wake up and it occured to me that if I cornered them they could turn on me and attack so I fled without even closing the door (which means that they could get out).

# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:53

Farecoal: There he go

Prurient Squid posted:

My dream.

I was in a room and the floor was full of sleeping bunny rabbits. I tried to slip by them to get to the door and then one of them woke up and started and then they all started to wake up and it occured to me that if I cornered them they could turn on me and attack so I fled without even closing the door (which means that they could get out).

# ? Dec 19, 2021 07:58

Chrs

last night I had a really sad dream where I discovered my cat who was put down last may wasn�t actually put down and had been put in a cage at the vets waiting to be euthanised for 6-7 months because there was a backlog. in the dream i rescued her and carried her off to the afterlife.

then I woke up and went back to sleep and had a dream that I was watching a gay porn film starring the trailer park boys.

it was an odd night.

# ? Dec 19, 2021 19:54

Farecoal: There he go

Chrs posted:

last night I had a really sad dream where I discovered my cat who was put down last may wasn’t actually put down and had been put in a cage at the vets waiting to be euthanised for 6-7 months because there was a backlog. in the dream i rescued her and carried her off to the afterlife.

That really sucks, I'm sorry

# ? Dec 19, 2021 20:00

Chrs

it�s ok it was only a dream even if it was a horrible one. I wasn�t sure whether to share or not what with it being such a downer but it feels good to share just so that i don�t have it bottled inside

# ? Dec 19, 2021 21:36

Farecoal: There he go

Chrs posted:

it’s ok it was only a dream even if it was a horrible one. I wasn’t sure whether to share or not what with it being such a downer but it feels good to share just so that i don’t have it bottled inside

Despite the thread title all dreams (or nightmares) are welcome here!

# ? Dec 20, 2021 00:19

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

A loud-mouthed former president was in my dream.

# ? Dec 20, 2021 02:16

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I dreamed for 8 hours last night I was every character in an 8 hour long Christopher Nolan Batman movie. When I was Catwoman, I did a Face/Off-style identity switch with someone and had my legs sawed off at the knee to match her height.

Most of the action took place at a gala held in a shopping mall.

# ? Dec 20, 2021 18:50

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I think I dreamed that I made a post in BYOB that was "my fetish barely disguised as a joke" and then I went back and it was really obvious and I cringed.

# ? Dec 28, 2021 10:38

Farecoal: There he go

I had a dream that my oldest brother joined a hippie nudist group and started playing guitar on the street for money

# ? Dec 28, 2021 20:37

Derpies: by sebmojo

I for two nights in a row have dreamed that my neighbors who collect too ms t animals had somehow adopted a tiger and the tiger was obsessed with coming into my house and just threateningly hanging out. I was obviously scared of the giant tiger just sitting next to me as I slept but the tiger itself I guess was chill. I think this dream has been derived from my cat having not seen us for a week and has been sleeping in my face the past two nights.

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# ? Dec 29, 2021 21:04

JNCO BILOBA

I keep having elaborate, evolving dreams that are some weird combo of my job, walking between classes in high school, and some kind of deep war or conflict, I think I�m a rebel or spy? they keep going from dream to dream, they seem to add from one to the next and relate to each other, and every once in a while I sleep for one or two full days due to it, and I can only ever seem to remember enough to have it continue happening but not enough to have it make sense. it�s honestly starting to concern me.

# ? Dec 30, 2021 06:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

JNCO BILOBA posted:

and every once in a while I sleep for one or two full days due to it,

Can you explain this better?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 06:40

JNCO BILOBA

like I�ll sleep through a whole Saturday bc I�m so immersed in what�s going on. am I astral projecting into a space war or

# ? Dec 30, 2021 07:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Yikes. That's a lot of sleep. I've been sleeping hella lately but not because of wanting to extend the dreams. My dreams are just bonkers-level adventure stuff all the time but I usually have a pretty good read on what it means to me. Lately they've been much heavier and I don't know why.

I believe in collective conscience stuff so I'm interested to hear about others who are having more-than-normal wild dreams lately.

Yours sound very out there though.

I'm my experience it works like a muscle and the more you work it out -- think and talk about it -- the more you remember. So maybe that's playing a part?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 07:48

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