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packetmantis posted:r/relationships: no one has genitals in the afterlife r/relationships: she was screaming that I was a "Satan shitplane" E: Also teen witch, here's the link from the old thread to some of the classics if you want to add it to the main post: Classic Stories BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Oct 20, 2021 |
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Zurtilik posted:Is there a good set of rules/tips for finding and posting content? I mean, I could just go and grab whatever is funny on the front page but I assume people have already done that or don't want to see front page crud? But I would like to bring some content back to the group on occasion. I don't think so, mostly I've seen folks just tossing in random keywords or searching on the top/controversial stuff
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Oct 20, 2021 17:08
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1stGear posted:all of this is ridiculous, obviously what they should do is open the relationship and also have another kid Go hog wild like the Satan shitplane girl & furiously masturbate in front of her whenever she declines sex
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Oct 20, 2021 19:38
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Neito posted:I remember reports from back when ThinkGeek existed of people using their caffinated water to make coffee, to predictable results. These chumps need to just brew a pot, pour that back in, then filter through fresh grounds like normal addicts
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Oct 21, 2021 23:15
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Cythereal posted:Got linked to the old thread in discord and thought this story was too good to leave buried. I love how her first thought was "my boyfriend ruined my parents' marriage" versus "I was too gutless to stand up to my mom & sister being shitheads to my boyfriend"
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Oct 23, 2021 02:53
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Sounds like having an addict sister who deliberately ruined important life moments caused the other sister to just break. Definitely reads like the parents enabled the addict sister at the very least & neglected the older sister's needs. They literally knew the older one would be pissed after so many years of mistreatment but chose not to address it other than "let's exclude her so she won't cause issues". Parents are absolutely the assholes here for letting it go that far, you can tell with the sparse details they're leaving a LOT out.
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Oct 23, 2021 17:09
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New Super Metis posted:Sorry but it's insane to do that!! It's insane to pretend to be happy sharing a life with another person and it's insane to basically sabotage both your lives!! They could have split up and both moved on and created genuinely happy lives during the EIGHTEEN YEARS of lying but this guy prevented the both of them from doing that! He never prevented her from walking away from the situation after the affair either. She had as much choice in the situation as he did: she could split with him & be a single mom, or hope that he stuck around to father a kid that isn't his (while she's still banging her affair partner behind his back). Regardless of how it's painted, she had every opportunity to ask, clarify & understand he was being serious; sounds like she didn't do any of that & just assumed he "forgave" her even after he told her his plan. They both suck, but the one continuing the affair & acting like her partner's future plan was a joke is the bigger rear end in a top hat IMHO.
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Oct 24, 2021 14:57
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Alchenar posted:'I'm a picky eater, I'll only eat absolute garbage'. It's much more entertaining if you picture OP as a fat, angry raccoon
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Oct 25, 2021 02:45
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:True; however, and I think this is something posters ITT routinely forget, this is not a courtroom, your opinion has no value or impact on anybody's life, and these stories are posted and discussed here purely for entertainment's sake. r/relationship: The Keyser Soze of Dads
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Oct 25, 2021 04:17
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Halloween Jack posted:Remember Olestra? Turds rocketing out like a slip 'n slide
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Cowslips Warren posted:Less water more blood. Something tells me the husband didn't like his wife's brother very much
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Oct 31, 2021 16:05
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:when i was like 4 years old i didnt want to miss sesame street to take a piss so i pissed into the sound hole of my dad’s acoustic guitar that was sitting on a guitar stand in the living room. I knew it was an extremely bad move and i didn’t even need any other punishment than my mom coming back in the room while i was mid piss and saying “what the HELL are you doing??” but I remember he had to replace the guitar and I felt really lovely about it and I have only pissed in piss-appropriate places since!* And i still remember this at age 40 today. A minor does a P major in his dad's instrument...nice
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:she's under orders to start getting rid of people in a way that doesn't affect the company's UI payouts and this is the best she could come up with That, or she's skimming some $$ off the purchases of coffee by telling higher ups that it's more expensive than it really is. Betting she's got some coffee grift going on to make extra cash & doesn't want to be outed  Get hosed, coffee Nazi
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Nov 2, 2021 01:53
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Soysaucebeast posted:This one got an update: My thought too, rake the bitch over the coals & teach her a lesson, especially considering it's happened to multiple people
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Nov 2, 2021 21:46
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Uncle ShortyB posted:AITA for still doing something my girlfriend did not want me to do? Either she had some history with these "friends" (in particular the guy he met on social media) or he's the side dude & she doesn't want anyone to know
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Nov 3, 2021 20:37
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spouse posted:Scammer older sister or "only" child not adjusting well to sharing the spotlight? Comments say OP is 17 now, so she would've been 3 when her sister left. Why do I get the odd feeling the ramp was some variation of loud red/white/blue, or straight up TRUMP 2024 or something
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ALL GAVE SOME AND SOME GAVE ALL, B*TCH! 
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, I KNOW MY RIGHTS
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Lot 49 posted:I know a guy irl who is sort of the opposite of Mike the Chess prodigy from a few pages ago. Sounds like a personal problem of "building a personality around one single aspect of your life". Not saying his parents aren't partly at fault but resenting them for him putting 100% focus into chess & nothing else is pretty dumb. Hughlander posted:Two-Years before the post: Kinda-sorta found it I'm at work & it's blocked...if anyone wants to try to removeddit/ceddit/rareddit this bad boy here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4y3z6v/my_46m_daughters_23f_fianc%C3%A9_left_her_for_a_girl/
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Nov 5, 2021 21:58
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Teen Witch, I wanted you to see this image from the Vantasm: Post Pictures from Trashy Old Magazines thread. Man, old Halloween decorations from like 40-50 years ago were way better than now (except for some of the cool Home Depot poo poo like the 12' skeleton or haunted pirate ship)
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Nov 6, 2021 02:33
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kdrudy posted:I hope his speech at the reception includes "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" End of the reception: TRANSFORM & ROLL OUT
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Nov 6, 2021 16:16
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Hughlander posted:Oh great, another case of an older dude creeping on a younger woman in the workplace thinking being nice is coming onto him... Tale as old as time... 
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Nov 10, 2021 23:17
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vonnegutt posted:The fact that the ex discovered she was pregnant while OP was dating her bf is a little weird to me. Generally people find out they're pregnant within a month or two, so OP's bf was sleeping with his ex as recently as eight weeks ago. That's...a pretty short timeline for a serious relationship to begin with someone else. Yeah that's what got me...regardless of how "caring" he is, he flipped on a dime for his ex & decided to keep a kid when he supposedly didn't want any. That's a BIG decision & OP probably thought he'd either give up his rights or suggest terminating/aborting. When that didn't happen, she was understandably upset at him choosing his ex & future child (again, that he claimed to never want from the start) over her & their life. He was more excited about the prospect of having a kid with his ex than he was about how his current partner felt, that's pretty hosed up if you ask me. Even funnier that he's trying to throw the whole "I checked on you & you weren't honest" line out there, considering he wasn't honest with her about kids from the start. He obviously was on the fence & rather than admit that, he threw it all on her for not being supportive of his complete 180. Betting he wasn't over the ex at all if he's willing to drop his new girl over his own mistake & then try to act like she was the bigger problem.
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Nov 11, 2021 16:36
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Bonster posted:AITA for pointing out an allergy to a worker This is definitely a Karen that's trying to paint the story as 'educational' after berating a service worker for 20 minutes over a minor issue quantumwell posted:What about the cost of lube ? Amazon has 50 gallon lube drums for dirt cheap, it's usually the butthole that's expensive
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Strategic Tea posted:People who talk about 'backstabbing', unless they are literal teenagers or professional assassins, get an instant eyebrow raise from me. They're the same ones who complain about all their exes being lovely. There's one common denominator in each situation & it's not the ex...
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muscles like this! posted:Mentioning that they got fries and nuggets makes it sound like they ordered stuff off of the value menu because they have a deal where you get a burger, fries, nuggets and a drink. The sandwiches in that are on the smaller side. Still doesn't justify not sharing though. Yeah, really cool of the wife to not bother asking her partner for food when she's the one who got impatient/mad & decided not to go back. I really hate this "you need to read my mind & meet all my frivolous expectations I choose not to voice" bullshit, plus she already had food to eat. She must be a real treat to be around 24/7.
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hawowanlawow posted:the dead cannot speak about their asses, we must speak about their asses for them When I die, bury me face down so the weird EMTs can ogle my sweet rear end
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AceClown posted:I was very close to forgiving wedding dude until... Nah, he's trash & the family just let him walk himself to the curb where he belongs. "Hey I know it's a global pandemic, nobody can afford to go to my wedding due to expense, our mom has terminal cancer, dad is sick of my poo poo & you're about to have a baby...but you should've really done more to make my day special". gently caress that guy.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Get off their dick! I respect Hanlon and their gun spouse. I love how Kate didn't back down either "Oh my build sucks? Fight me" <proceeds to slaughter OP> "Guess it doesn't suck so bad after all, bitch"
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Nooner posted:Read enough of this thread to be able to safely conclude that the reason all of the kids have to stay locked up in their rooms until everyone leaves is Thanksgiving is avtually a freaky as hell swingers party their parents are hosting “Go upstairs kids, we’re eating thanksgiving dinner off aunt Margaret’s nude body, later you can have the gently caress-scraps”
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Blastedhellscape posted:From a few pages back, and I get the impression this whole post is exaggerated for dramatic effect, but the idea of even waiting two weeks to change bedsheets kind of grosses me out. Personally I've got to wash my sheets and sleep on new ones at least twice a week, and if I were rich and could just buy unlimited, high threadcount cotton sheets I'd be changing those things every day. From a bit back but I'm the same way - change sheets once a week pillowcases every other day. I've lived with & known a few disgusting people & it only takes seeing, smelling, or experiencing that kind of filth to be like "yeah, that's NOT normal". Some people were outwardly normal, would wash their clothes & shower daily, but something about changing their sheets/blankets more than once a month was a foreign concept. Evil Willow posted:AITA for not wearing a shirt in a too-hot apartment? that wife rules
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not interviewing someone because they had road rage at me? And asking office security to escort them out? Definitely NTA, keep the video & spread that poo poo like wildfire, some people need to learn lessons in civility the hard way
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mind the walrus posted:A bit of TAH for throwing siblings under the bus-- doesn't sound like they did poo poo to you. OP didn't throw the siblings under the bus at all - it was her parents that kept comparing their jobs & being dicks about it not being "acceptable". They sound real bitter that they footed the bill for their other 2 kids to get ~*rEaL JoBs*~ while their daughter put herself through school with none of their help, plus I'm betting the siblings have to deal with mom & dad holding that poo poo over their heads forever now, based on how they reacted. The fact that OP makes more money is just salt in the wound for her lovely parents who sound like they expected (or wanted) her to fail the whole time.
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LanceHunter posted:The bride is clearly an rear end in a top hat for springing this on op, but the request in and of itself is not completely unreasonable (if it were made before the invitation to be a bridesmaid occurred). I think we're all primed to be on the side of the tattoo'd person because of the earlier story about the lovely family, but for all we know op's got an enormous back-piece of her terrible Sonic OC or something else out of the tattoo disasters thread. I'm on the side of OP for many reasons, including her bridezilla sister already making her pay for a bridesmaid dress. No doubt she'd have told OP to pay herself to have the hair redone & tattoos covered up, which is extra expense. Her additional comments shed some light about how sister had mostly asked friends to be in the bridal party but OP felt like she was only asked to keep the peace with family (guessing OP & sister haven't been on good terms for a while). Plus assholes that can't afford their own weddings without guests or members paying for it can eat poo poo & I hope the wedding industry implodes just like their little sham ceremonies. BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef Paging Queef Latina
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for not promoting a long time employee? Of course this head-up-rear end dipshit doubles down in his comments, because why wouldn't he Regarding J searching for other jobs quote:I didn't hold it against him at the time, but combined with his recent behavior, it's clear to me that he was more concerned with his position and salary than genuinely helping the company. quote:I've said it before in my replies, but I value integrity and trust over all. Not only is B my son, but I feel like the trust I had with J was damaged by his open attempts to look for other jobs while still with our firm. I know J's time with the company is significant, but I really feel like the events in March have hurt my trust in J, which is something I just can't allow for my 2nd in command. quote:J always has, and still does maintain an important role in the firm. His work for the company is crucial to our operations, and we wanted to keep him at the company at all costs, which is why we compromised with him in March to convince him to stay. "He's SO IMPORTANT to our company that we passed him up for a promotion we strongly implied & verbally agreed he'd get so I could play favorites with my son! Now he's upset that I lied, how unprofessional!" And of course quote:M was with the firm for around 7 years before he reached B's position. I know it seems drastic, but I truly feel like my son is capable of succeeding in this role. I hope J not only quits for a better spot, but leaves without notice & burns that place to the ground like Milton from Office Space
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Dramatika posted:How do you fit that on a gravestone after the bullying takes it’s toll Khizan posted:Nowadays I guess you'd just engrave a QC code. <points phone at QR code on headstone> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
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Rescue Toaster posted:I want to put in a little camera to see the front of the garage (that's where they leave packages, and it's close to the street) but I'm trying to figure out an angle and such so it's NOT pointing out into the street or at my neighbors house. I really don't want to be one of those people. You do realize that "our" could mean the trip that she, the husband & his sister set up...right?
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duffmensch posted:I left the neighborhood Facebook group because people were constantly winding themselves up about the dumbest poo poo. They don't call non-emergency lines because they know the responders are sick of their petty bullshit, so they go around harassing & annoying people in person instead
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reignonyourparade posted:From the comments the whole thing about "no it needs to be a specific apology about these things, and also I want you to text it" it really sounds like she doesn't want an apology, she wants an admission of guilt My thought too, it reeks of manipulation like "you need to admit to this because I can't handle being accountable or responsible for my own failures" teen witch posted:My uncle “”modified”” my oven and it ended up setting itself ablaze and burning most of my kitchen. Can I sue him for damages? This is some real-life Home Improvement poo poo
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Evil Willow posted:NGL when I saw the heading I was like..... there's an ethnic stereotype about jean-shorts?? "Who did John Cena piss off this time?" SirSamVimes posted:this is my favourite bit This plus Pam buttering the cat had me howling 
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Grimdude posted:Mom here is both stupid AND an rear end in a top hat. Why even bring this up? He wasn't going anyway, so just don't say anything about not going. Disagree mainly because: quote:He did not care and kept talking about stupid it was. I still wanted to go see him inducted at the ceremony, he threw a fit about how it was boring and like a punishment. I told him it's just an hour and I'd reward him later by taking him out to his favorite restaurant. He still kept bashing it and at one point made me upset by saying he would intentionally lower his grades this semester so he wouldn't qualify. After seeing how upset that made me he said he wasn't serious but it still kind of put a damper on the whole thing. quote:Now honestly I probably wouldn't have cared if he had just worn the shirt to the ceremony to start since I doubt the school would've denied him entry and frankly I've liked Nirvana since before he was born, but his general attitude just kind of ruined the thing for me and left a bad taste in my mouth. I still fulfilled my promise and took him out, but decided not to discuss the honor society at all once he replied at first about how stupid it was. She takes the hint that her kid hates/hated the ceremony, doesn't bring it up & still takes him out to dinner after. Understandably disappointed in the kid, but nothing major. quote:Well he told me he's on track to make it again this semester. I told him fine, whatever, I'm not attending the ceremony if he does. He told me he doesn't want to attend it anyway, but why wouldn't I? I explained to him how his behavior and attitude the last time completely ruined it and I don't want to go through with that again. It's entirely his choice to attend the ceremony or not, but either way I won't be going. And even that got him kind of upset. He told me that if he chooses to attend parents should go too, he was just angry at being kind of forced to go. He also asked if this applies to future years. I told him simply I'm never attending an honor society ceremony for him again. So why's the kid so mad about his mom not going to a ceremony he clearly hates & won't be attending anyways? Stupid teen poo poo yes, but he has no grounds to get mad when (A) they're not forcing him this time due to the previous event & (B) he didn't want to go anyways. Closest I can vote is ESH but only because mom said she'd never go to ANY future events; even then she sounds pretty justified with a bratty kid. I'm guessing he thought he'd get "rewarded" again if he agreed to go, but now that mom & dad bowed out, he won't get the chance to "be rebellious" & get a free dinner for it.
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