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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Serephina posted:

Another funny anecdote for context on titles: According to all my medical friends, you are not to refer to the senior guy on a rotation as Dr, as everyone in the room is a MD already. He is to be called Mr, and will correct you on it.

are U in the uk bc ive never heard this one lol

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

OhAreThey posted:

I think the thing here is that getting a PhD (because presumably no one bitches about people with medical degrees being referred as "Doctor"...) doesn't mean that someone thinks they're better than someone else, it's just acknowledging the degree they have.

The professor in the story is an rear end in a top hat, but people are bringing a lot of their own big feelings and assumptions to this conversation.

(For reference, I'm not a doctor. I have a master's in library science which is a joke degree).

A physician calling themselves doctor outside of a clinical setting is lame as hell.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

U did a racism/sexism :D

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Agrikk posted:

From the comments it is revealed that this princeling has five baby mommas and eleven kids. Boyfriend keeps pressuring her to have unprotected sex and OP’s post history is all about justifying and rationalizing his abusive behavior.

His rear end must be sparkling clean.

Wtf!!!!!! How do people like this not get crushed from child support lol

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Plants that you've had for a while like this lady are 'priceless' in that you can't replace it, doing all that for profit makes it even worse. Absolutely NTA and yeah those two are wretched beasts

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Red Oktober posted:

Yeah, people are getting held up on "It's plants", rather than "they stole things from your home to sell".

if they stole a tv or a camera, you can have them buy an exact replacement. It would be like if they sold your cat, 'its plants' makes it worse

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

limp_cheese posted:

I wonder how long this will last before the thrill of finally getting one over on his bitch of an ex-wife fades and he dumps the kid.

Of course its entirely possible Dan is raising a monster of a child that thinks that prank is a good thing and is insulated from consequences as they grow closer as father and son like he always wanted.

Either way the kid is 18 and there really isn't much the mom can do.

it's been a year, it's possible that the father loves his son and enjoys living w and raising him .... Shocking I know.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Soylent Pudding posted:

WIBTA if I told my wife I don’t want to go workout with her after she beat me in a boxing match?

wtf lol what good could come from boxing your wife/husband

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Stab posted:

Not everybody has such a fragile ego. Some people can play sports with their spouse and have fun doing it (for example, probably, the wife in this scenario).

There are sports and then there's pummeling your loved one in hand to hand combat. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't want to hit my partner or have them hit me.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

B-Rock452 posted:

Also I am assuming because it is two keyhole scars it was laproscopic surgery which means for them to actually do the surgery they blow your stomach up like a giant balloon which is very painful to recover from.

that would involve at least another incision, one for the nitrogen gas to inflate the abdomen and usually another one for illumination.

Either way, doctor's orders are doctor's orders - ignore them at your peril (which she didn't :golfclap:)

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cowslips Warren posted:

The only way that story could be worse is if Josh and the OP cheated and she got pregnant before they broke up.


edit: drat this thread is fast.

AITA For cutting my mum and sister out of my life?

I love how women just fall pregnant. It's like falling over a curb or down a well, this poo poo just happens sometimes, with no one else involved!

birth control fails sometimes, typically in an unexpected manner

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Who eats sandwiches when camping anyways, that’s a picnic food

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Evil Willow posted:

I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsession

r/relationships: He often calls me slat whatever that means

(Apologies if this is a slur but I couldn't find anything by Googling it.....)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMmLH7rnyM

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Invisible Clergy posted:

Why would anyone bother to write this billion word long post full of unnecessary detail and not tell us the only interesting thing about the story? Tragically the AAM post is 2 years old so I wouldn't hold my breath for a canonical answer.

The criteria OP gives, legal, controversial, embarrassing, and inoffensive to him but offensive to some large portion of his staff are interesting. The impression I get is that this is live-action, so I doubt it's vore. Since he said "controversial" and not "gross" or "weird," I will rule out what would've otherwise been my answer (scat) and land on racist cuck porn.

it's some "Blacks on blondes" type thing, HR getting involved is the giveaway I think

e: oops misread but I still think race based porn is most likely .. What else would be so polarizing

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Mar 29, 2022

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Haha I wondered if cruise control would even engage at that speed. My folks were always so adamant that you don't/can't use cruise control at low speeds that I've never even tried it in all the years I've been driving.

we have speed cameras here for 30mph that ticket at 34 so ya I use cruise control at those speeds

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
^^^ do you think cruise control is like autopilot or something? You still have to pay attention to the road

Captain Hygiene posted:

Prank needlessly making another person's life unpleasant time!

AITA for not eating my meal at my cousins wedding because my dad changed my selection

Like goddamn dude, way to take something that could just be a funny memory to joke about, and turn it into something that makes your kid hate you

I enjoyed the description of Rouladen as a pickle wrapped in meat :D

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lol, I was wondering what dish they could've been talking about. That sounds good, I'll have to try making it.

Pretty easy too, you can see the ingredients here:


roll them up, tie w twine or use toothpicks, and brown on each side .. Remove from pan, Make a gravy, return to pan and bake covered for a little bit. Definitely follow a recipe but that's 90% of it. :cheers:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

Speaking of!!!!

AITA for being concerned about my wife's after school student activities

This sounds halfway reasonable so I assume it didn’t go down in this manner

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SirSamVimes posted:

What is halfway reasonable about being upset at your teacher wife for reading a play with her students?

America is insane and doing any kind of unauthorized activity with minors is a liability, he would be right to encourage her to notify her admins. The fact that he mentions being jealous and the thing about acting as a spouse is the part that makes me think there's more going on

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The replies go on...

Ok I’ll agree that she could have told him instead of stabbing him in the heart, but obviously it wasn’t going anywhere either so whatever.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I mean, he still was the one who hit on someone at work and then agreed to buy her alcohol when she was underage.

You’ve never worked in a restaurant i take it

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hughlander posted:

AITA for telling my sister her fiance regrets being with her and telling her fiance he may not be the baby's dad

ugh so good

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

AITA for asking my girlfriend to use a plate?





Well, have fun with your upcoming life together! :thumbsup:

The thought of walking on all the food particles makes me wanna barf

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Don't think you were wrong or anything, but with someone like that it wouldn't have been surprising to come out to your door smashed to the point the other driver could open his.

Yeah I do stuff like that too but I drive a lovely car so they gently caress theirs Up if they wanted to try something like that

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Rescue Toaster posted:

I was really hoping this was more weirdos that have 'being tall' as their sole personality.

Ooops, all racism.

Ok I’ll bite .. what’s racist about expecting an Asian woman to wear high heels

I think it’s just classic sexism, the woman is supposed to be dressed up and pretty and that includes high heels

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

therobit posted:

AITA for getting mad at my wife's gender reveal prank and ruining the party?

My wife is currently pregnant and we are the proud parents of a 2 year old girl. To be completely honest this is an accidental pregnancy. I love being a dad, but our marriage hasn't been good for a while, so we didn't mean to bring another child into it.

:getin:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mustang posted:

What the gently caress, people spend money, like thousands even, just to be a part of people's weddings? I'm glad all of my best friends just did courthouse weddings and dinner/party with friends. Dropping thousands for a wedding is just an insane waste of money.

yeah it was a shock to find out that being in the wedding party was gonna cost hundreds of dollars for tux rental and hotel room. I'm sure it's more for women. Guests "paying" for the wedding via gifts is one thing but it's hosed up that we've normalized saddling your wedding party w the costs of attending.

Whatever happened to being a gracious and generous host?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

I had a totally normal seeming co-worker who one day was looking up local lawyers and asked me if I've ever sued anyone because he needs to do it. Turns out he went to a KFC about 30 min before closing but they were already closed. He could see people inside cleaning so he pounded on the door saying they should still be open. Some very polite teenager came to the door and told him they had to close early because they totally ran out of chicken due to a big event group that came in and cleaned them out. He kept arguing they they HAD to serve him and HAD to have chicken because the hours on their door say so and that's false advertising to do otherwise.

He wanted to sue KFC for closing early. If that didn't work he wanted to go after the staff for "illegally closing early" and maybe get the franchise license taken away. He wasn't sure but someone had to be punished for this injustice.

a letter to corporate would be 100x more effective and 1/100 the effort. People underestimate how generous corporate customer service is

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hughlander posted:

AITA for refusing to have my tattoo removed even if it makes my future husband uncomfortable and insecure?


Hopefully he doesn't take a hammer to the tattoos the way the other dude did to the rings...

reminds me of the woman who got a tattoo of her lovers penis and captioned it Vlad the Impaler or w/e it was

e: or the girl who got a lifelike face of her dead baby brother on her tits and her partner couldn't climax when looking at it lol

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK fucked around with this message at 12:37 on May 2, 2022

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

thotsky posted:

Your partner being your landlord is not a particularly equitable arrangement. The dude should pay, but in a way that lets him build a stake in the house/condo/whatever. If that's not acceptable to the GF then separate living arrangements is probably the way to go.

that's insane, just have them pay 1/2 of carrying costs + utilities

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Motronic posted:

May vary by state, but I believe it typically requires adverse possession - meaning if the owner is literally living there in the house you haven't got adverse possession, you're just a tenant.

yeah it's supposed to deter landowners from not using their land, so like if you absentee-own a plot of land in Texas and some guy manages to to live there for ten years without you noticing

not for a quasi-legal tenancy :D

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

Wow, reconnecting with someone you dated when you were 19, no way could they have been a highschool or college friend he just dated briefly and he sees their long-ago breakup as no obstacle to reaching out and supporting someone he knows who is going through the hardest time of her life

What a jerk!!!!!

it is unusual and most people battle w insecurities in a relationship, i can empathize w her. assuming it is as wholesome as it sounds, he sounds like a great guy and i hope she doesnt blow it all up

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Invisible Clergy posted:

Welcome! Original Cuck Shack as requested. "When a Boyfriend Joins the Marriage" is the name of the article for next time someone needs to search for it.

Your recollection is correct. The post in question:

My [22f] boyfriend’s [24m] new tattoo makes me feel like a pedophile

wow thats a great story w a feelgood ending. this is an all time quote though lol

quote:

I EXPLICITLY said "No I would never ask you to do that" and then told him it might just take me some time to get used to it until its not so noticeable anymore and in the meantime maybe he could keep his shirt on during sex or we could try some other ideas. This is where poo poo started to hit the fan. He said all that sounded ridiculous to him and that I was being extremely insensitive and selfish and "honestly sick' for even associating his little brother with sex and asked if I was loving sick in the head.

I hosed up here. I shouldn't have said this but I don't handle confrontation well and I pretty much lost my cool at this point. I told him to go jack off to a picture of his brother and tell me how that makes him feel. He completely exploded at this point saying that was a disgusting thing to say (I agree) and started calling me a number of names. He then started to get extremely personal saying I never cared about his little brother and that I'm probably happy he's out of the picture.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Malachite_Dragon posted:

YTA. You will not shrivel away and die wearing a suit for one godbedamned day.

who cares, weddings are stupid pageantry. If you never need to dress up anyways and money is tight at 19yo why should she have to splurge on a new outfit

Not going would have been better but that probably would have led to drama anyways so it's whatevs. After all the wedding insanity posted itt someone coming in business casual is a non-issue

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Armitag3 posted:

There’s no mention of money being tight or, as suggested somewhere else, big anxiety feelings. It’s a 19 year old being a rebellious kid and not wanting to conform to anything that isn’t them, even for a day.

She’ll regret doing it in 2 maybe 5 years when her stupid brain matures and isn’t so stupid anymore.

you are correct, her finances are technically unknown. But since she's in college and works part time as secretary, I assume she's not flush w discretionary income.

Coca Koala posted:

“I never need to dress up, which is why I’m not going to get clothes for this event which requires me to dress up”

pretty much, how often is her sister gonna get married.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Full disclosure: my friend is getting married and he expects us to buy black suits for it. I haven't worn a suit in years and I don't plan on wearing one after this, I'm a carpenter so I have zero need for interviews or whatever. So this strikes close to home for me :D

that 19 year old isn't "right" and the pragmatic thing to do would be to just suck it up for a day but really in the grand scheme wearing business casual to a wedding is insignificant. Certainly not close to ruining it or whatever, and The sister is more of an AH for holding a grudge over it.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

PSA: If you have time and resources to spare to spend 10 bucks on posting jokes then if you show up to your dads funeral or siblings wedding in basketball shorts and and an armpit stained anime t-shirt and get kicked out instead of at least demonstrating some level of giving a poo poo but spending a few hours and dollars at a thrift store to look like you kinda tried you are probably an rear end in a top hat

well summarized, goonsir :hai:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just rent a suit for the day for a few :20bux:

that's what im gonna do but its still like $80-90. bridesmaids really get the short end of the stick since the dresses are more expensive and less re-usable.

i had always thought the $10-20k for a wedding included the costs of attire for the wedding party but no, its considered to normal to saddle your wedding party with the costs of meeting YOUR chosen dress code. Insanity!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

therobit posted:

Eh, a black suit is about the third or fourth suit a man should own. First you want a dark charcoal grey suit, then Navy, as both will be far more versatile. After that black and/or brown.

That said you can rent a suit if you need to or get a cheap black suit for a special occasion if you are not a suit buyer. I guess if you really never ever have occasion to wear a suit because you never go to weddings or funerals because you have no friends or family then go with black because at least they can bury you in it.

Ya I don’t think I’ll buy any suits actually bc nobody wears them anymore bc they suck

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

deety posted:

AITA for telling my sister she's ridiculous for divorcing her husband over a TikTok prank?

Ok, so the guy permanently disabled my nephew, but he's my football buddy! Sis should give him another chance!

what was the goddamn prank!!!!

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