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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Alright your new car is ready to go, let's see....32 thousand for the base model but of course you wanted all the bells and whistles so that's another 11 thousand, plus what we call a 20% 'all in' fee. There's a small surcharge to the processing fee because it's after noon on a Friday, and of course the processing fee is doubled because *mumbles something*. However since you're paying 20k down in cash you're entitled to 200 dollars instant cash back, minus a 30% instant cashback fee...

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

I don't wanna

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





hi i'm calling about your automobiles extended warranty

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





i don't get the point of this thread, the title and body are incongruous. is this where i post about how i've only ever owned shitboxes and that makes me superior to new car owners?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i don't get the point of this thread, the title and body are incongruous. is this where i post about how i've only ever owned shitboxes and that makes me superior to new car owners?

The title is how all car sales are closed, hth

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






ive been waiting in the gently caress room for hours

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Reading the thread title I'm very, very disappointed the OP isn't Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Why is this thread allowed then?? Jeffery??

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003


Look up here, man
I'm in danger


gently caress YOU!!!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Once you have a lot of people under you in the pyramid, you get to orgasm any time someone downline has a good gently caress.

The more downline depth you have in your forced matrix, the sooner you can be a kingpin of cum

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Came naked, left dissapointed

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




I got a bone to pick with you!

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

Hi I'm Tom Selleck and you can trust me because I'm the living avatar of all things boomer. Now let me tell you about reverse mortgages.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


High five! :hfive:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





where'd we land on this fuckin' thing?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



extra toppings? $2 each, but trust me you dont want the plain burger. treat yourself, king.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







How about we just cuddle OP?

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







And by cuddle I mean you suck my freakin BALLS!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





reported for goonfucking

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Bad Purchase posted:

reported for goonfucking

hosed for goonreporting

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





The Bloop posted:

hosed for goonreporting

:wink:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

OK OP

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Gooned for fuckreporting

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



as long as you give me the courtesy of a reach around

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Reportfucked for gooning. :smugbert:

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

sorry, no can do, op. im gay

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Treecko posted:

Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me

speaking as a shitbox owner and lover this seems win/win to me, can i accept on the ops behalf?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I am a sovereign citizen and I do not consent to this!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!




Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

I will not gently caress you but I *MIGHT* let you gently caress me

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

speaking as a shitbox owner and lover this seems win/win to me, can i accept on the ops behalf?

Yeah I guess but before you take it can you just get the dang light to go off? I can barely drive this thing not really sure why I have it in the first place.

Also I won't actually gently caress you sorry I lied.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


Got a new alternater and battery, replaced the harmonic balancer, light went out for a day and came back on. I think the people at the shops know less than I do which is nothing.

I'm tired of getting hosed

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Treecko posted:

I'm tired of getting hosed

you're in the wrong thread friend

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Treecko posted:

Got a new alternater and battery, replaced the harmonic balancer, light went out for a day and came back on. I think the people at the shops know less than I do which is nothing.

i'd pm you about whats wrong with your shitbox but you don't have plat and i don't wanna poo poo up the "goons loving each other thread" with car diagnostics chat

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008


My bad

*unzips pants*

Let's get back to it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





gently caress it, from what you posted it sounds like the cars charging system is having intermittent problems. they replaced the battery and alt because those are the primary components and then the balancer because they thought maybe the belt was slipping on the pulley. if it's not those, my guess is that your car is v rusty and that your grounds are super corroded and the current can't make an effective circuit back to the battery

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


Treecko posted:

Op I'll gently caress you but you have to take my lovely car in exchange. Engine lights been on for a year or so and no amount of work seems to fix it. Got some fresh wipers and a new tire tho. Pretty good deal if you ask me

REAL TALK: go buy one of those car code readers, they're cheaper than you think they are these days. It will A.) Tell you whatever the problem is and B.) If it's something stupid, like it usually is, simply let you delete the error code that's making the light come on, essentially telling your car 'no it isn't, stfu'. especially if you know that what it tells you isn't true. This happened with my truck and I was like 'why are you complaining all the time' so I plugged it in and did just that, and then it never did it again.

You can get them from Amazon or AutoZone and they either come with their own, corded units or they even have little blu tooth models you can plug in and read from an app on your phone in real time - again, they're cheaper than you think.

e: they usually plug in inside the car, under the dash somewhere, it's not a massive hassle you don't have to be a super mechanic to work with them either, if that's something you'd stress over.

For my truck, the reason I got it was because my partially digital dash was constantly saying 'SERVICE ENGINE' all the drat time when the actual reason was because my model F-150 has a type of gas fill thing that actively and isn't supposed to have a gas cap to it, and filling it in the Wisconsin winter/spring change seasons as the weather flexed caused it to think there was some kind of vapor lock issue in the fuel system or some poo poo (there was not). It was cheaper to spend $$ or whatever getting this sensor and reading the error code and looking it up and then kicking my truck in the rear end for being stupid than paying a mechanic for diagnosing that.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Oct 20, 2021

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Big Beef City posted:

REAL TALK: go buy one of those car code readers, they're cheaper than you think they are these days. It will A.) Tell you whatever the problem is and B.) If it's something stupid, like it usually is, simply let you delete the error code that's making the light come on, essentially telling your car 'no it isn't, stfu'. especially if you know that what it tells you isn't true. This happened with my truck and I was like 'why are you complaining all the time' so I plugged it in and did just that, and then it never did it again.

You can get them from Amazon or AutoZone and they either come with their own, corded units or they even have little blu tooth models you can plug in and read from an app on your phone in real time - again, they're cheaper than you think.

yes if you want to do any work on your car this is a must. i have this one:

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07JFRFJG6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

and it's been a godsend. even if you want to just clear the code constantly so the light goes away without fixing the problem lmao

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm really just hurting on the inside. Los Angeles Sparks RULE!


I got cheap rear end chinese knock off blu tooth ones that you can read from your phone for like.. $20 I think and they can give you all sorts of stats and info about your vehicle that your dash doesn't show but, like, I also don't want to plug them in kinda

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


*I spread open my gaping pooper, ready to receive GBS*

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