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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.




I think somebody got stuck in a time loop in this quadrant.

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~




We need to get some metaphor guys in here to check out the crime scene. They sound super smart.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?






The hell is going on in here?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011





reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


We gotta talk to the chief about getting a single uniform across the departments.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! *opens fire*

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




ATCAB

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes


Can time sojourners please stop attempting to stop the complete destruction by meteor of the ancient island of Britain. Please trust us that you don't want to see what ends up there if we let it exist

Angepain fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Oct 25, 2021

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015


This whole thread and nobody talks about Poul Anderson's Time Patrolman series? Supermen from the future show up every time time travel is invented and give those involved with the project the opportunity to make sure said supermen exist. By studying and patrolling the timeline to make sure no drastic changes are made. Unless drastic changes to what actually happened are needed to ensure the "proper" timeline continues. Or time just gets over stressed and gives an Italian nobleman the ability to change the timeline whenever they flap their social butterfly wings. Needless to say I read a lot of these stories as a kid.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




time cops are never interested in helping if you're stuck in a time loop, but the minute you accidentally step on a butterfly in the past it's all

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Gonna do the crime, watch out for time (police)

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





I come from the future to arrest Reign for crimes against time and fashion.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





reignofevil posted:

You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya!

Yes, the Bum Wrap is why you are being arrested. It is a heresy you invented!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




reignofevil posted:

You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya!
/

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Wait a minute, since when were any of you in the time police? And what happened to the Lieutenant's face?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011




do not enter inheritor spacetime. do not enter antedesertium. remain within your local chronological sphere

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





"You're a loose cannon, I want your badge and gun on my desk NOW."

...


"Sure I guess, but that's not what I meant"

...

"Yes I get the principle, but"

...

"Goddamn it"

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Perp tried to go back in time and change the moment we made going back in time and changing stuff in history illegal. It was almost the perfect crime.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004







Found a pick of Reign in action.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





reignofevil posted:

Perp tried to go back in time and change the moment we made going back in time and changing stuff in history illegal. It was almost the perfect crime.

Accidentally creating the law against it in the process

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Buttchocks posted:

STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! *opens fire*

[plants bag of Time Cocaine on a detained "suspect"] Well what've we got here


[Waves at a group of 1940's German scientists escorting a guy in full-on SS commander garb] Those guys are alright

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Hey, I have a Time Crime to report.

Apple totally hosed over Foundation, thus destroying any hope of a good tv adaptation in the future. This must have been done by future criminals, could you go back in time and end this show before it started?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


The television continuum is very fragile. One hasty cancelation and suddenly every channel is big bang theory.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





reignofevil posted:

The television continuum is very fragile. One hasty cancelation and suddenly every channel is big bang theory.

I think the risk is worth it. No universe should contain such a tragedy.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




It's okay; we can just erase Apple TV as a whole without affecting the rest of space-time. It'll be as if no-one ever subscribed.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




like subscription services in the rain

BiggestBatman
Aug 23, 2018


Tihs ho- ekam eeffoc eht ot txen nehctik eht ni ecived driew taht s'tahw syug yeH

Jazerus
May 24, 2011




CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Matoya got another one!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Ecilop emit eht nioj!

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Damnit Jackson what did I tell you about taking a chronology shower after a shift? You're completely inverted- come on we got kids here today.

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