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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Gotta jump up and hit that street sign as I walk under it.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



(after a running start I leap, and just barely miss the same sign with my fingertips) I just wanted to fit in :(

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



/waits for earliest chance to call a dude a manlet

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"



Grimey Drawer

Are you a plumber perchance?

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


The fluorescent bulb shatters and I run away like a coward

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



SatansOnion posted:

(after a running start I leap, and just barely miss the same sign with my fingertips) I just wanted to fit in :(

(Inner monologue) he missed. I should call him gay

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012


Puts my hand on the concrete overhang covered in the filthy shoeprints of people who slapped their shoes up there

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




*is the same height as Joe Rogan*
*walks calmly underneath sign*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





just once in my life i want to dunk so hard the backboard shatters while an old man yells "boomshakalaka" into a microphone, just once

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million.


Wedge Regret

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


the young man is now 50 and cannot jump up to hit the sign anymore, as it will hurt his bad back

he cries every time he passes under the sign now

:(

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


Bad Purchase posted:

just once in my life i want to dunk so hard the backboard shatters while an old man yells "boomshakalaka" into a microphone, just once

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Hugs are better than drugs!


There’s an arch from a hallway into my kitchen and I can barely reach it. When I do I feel drat good about myself

I want to paint it. Just the arch

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



I just shotgunned four beers and I am ready to fistfight telephones BIATCH :ssj:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020




That sign says Bush Street. Can you imagine how cool it will be when I jump up and touch it?

Touching a street sign with a vaguely sexual name… Can you even comprehend the sheer majesty of such a thing?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

teen witch posted:

There’s an arch from a hallway into my kitchen and I can barely reach it. When I do I feel drat good about myself

I want to paint it. Just the arch

lol if you cannot touch everywhere in your house.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


My vertical is probably pathetic now.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




Its the only way to show you're a man and impress those around you

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lol if you cannot touch everywhere in your house.

i can't reach the attic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

i can't reach the attic

pathetic

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




):

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



:siren: Problem :siren:

Take a look at your hands. See how bruised they are? See those little scars? This is Exhibit A. The material world is holding you back. Containers, mailboxes, doors, chairs -- they are all your enemies. Always have been. Atoms themselves are in on the conspiracy, forming shapes and structures that you hate. You are energy stuck in a body. You are spirit trapped in matter. Break free! Beat up that lamp post! Let it know just how much objects *suck*.

:pcgaming: Solution :pcgaming:

Behold: the Anti-Object Task Force has assembled. God's avenging angel, arrayed against the lower emanations of the Darkened One: shoe racks, tape recorders, motor carriages. And doors. So many doors. You're not just pounding it all to pieces. You’re *reforging* the universe. From the anvil of the heavens to the worms below. Indulge in it. Be bold. Have an *impact* on the shape of Creation. Out of the furnace of your rage -- a new reality! Also, you should trash your room *again*.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007



That block could have money in it or maybe a shroom!

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkITGdc_LY

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost


:wink:

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Gonna snap this fuckin' branch

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




just barely grabbed the branch and none of my friends paid me a compliment on my sweet jumpins :(

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Part of the reason old people are shambling wrecks is that they stopped just using their muscles for the hell of it.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Getting excited now. Gonna leapfrog over a parking meter.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Let’s not allow this to distract us from the fact that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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