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I'm sorry, but I've been...posting with another! [gasps, organ chord plays, The Weed rear end enters] |
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Poster #1: I feel like you've been hiding something from me. Poster #2: (hastily hides a fistful of coupons behind their back) |
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Jan 20, 2022 21:57
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byob hasn't seen a lick of soap in a decade and tbh it's starting to smell
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Jan 20, 2022 22:03
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ominous strings swell to a crescendo as I furtively approach the counter of the grains store "I'll take the usual...according to our... arrangement" cashier, sinisterly: "sister, you've got... a deal"
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Jan 20, 2022 22:44
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Previously, in the BYOB soap opera thread:How Wonderful! posted:ominous strings swell to a crescendo as I furtively approach the counter of the grains store And now: I have amnesia. |
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Jan 21, 2022 03:06
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:byob hasn't seen a lick of soap in a decade and tbh it's starting to smell 
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Jan 21, 2022 04:03
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guess the thread is over
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Jan 21, 2022 15:04
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nut posted:guess the thread is over [burst through door wearing a mustache] OR IS IT??????
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Jan 21, 2022 15:12
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everytime someone comes back to byob after a long absence it's the equiv to someone in a soap opera waking up from a coma
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Jan 21, 2022 16:32
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Escape From Noise is set to marry How Wonderful! in the morning. Unbeknown to Escape From Noise, How Wonderful! is pregnant. She also keeps looking longingly at another poster. What could be going on? Meanwhile, Escape From Noise is trying out different moustaches in preparation for the big day. Only 22 hours to go…
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Jan 21, 2022 19:31
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Ever since Bingo Bango died in the war it's been so hard to fill this hole in my heart... it's just still so strange that they never found the body... *cut to a train pulling into the station, called the Actually Alive Prisoners of War Express*
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Jan 21, 2022 19:55
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"Yes, I survived all these long years, trusting only my wits and the help of this haunted doll, Jefferford, who is now my boon companion and son. Please welcome him with open arms to all our trials and tribulations, our joys and our heartbreaks, here in the sleepy coastal town of Yob's Hollow"
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Jan 21, 2022 19:57
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How Wonderful and Bingo Bango clasp each other in a passionate embrace. Meanwhile, Jefferford turns his head around 360 degrees and smiles.
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Jan 21, 2022 20:02
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Buttchocks storms in and reveals that he just regained his memory of being the step-brother of the soul that inhabits Jefferford. Also, a fire at the old lumber mill just claimed the life of the wealthy town patron, thought you all should know. I had nothing to do with it, of course. |
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Jan 21, 2022 20:14
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*opens a door dramatically* My love! It’s been 30 years, hasn’t it?
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jan 21, 2022 20:24
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Welp, now that I've returned from The War with my ward, companion, and confidant, the haunted doll Jefferford, it's time to resume my work at the hospital. But wait, where is the hospital??
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Jan 22, 2022 04:20
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Who shot Goons R. (Great)? |
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Jan 22, 2022 07:30
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Bingo Bango posted:But wait, where is the hospital?? It got blown up while joy riding on its yacht, I'm terribly sorry. And then it showed back up but eventually got serially killed by a disfigured but erotic mangler known only as poo poo the Fartman Butt whose identity remains unknown
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Bingo Bango posted:Welp, now that I've returned from The War with my ward, companion, and confidant, the haunted doll Jefferford, it's time to resume my work at the hospital. How Wonderful! posted:It got blown up while joy riding on its yacht, I'm terribly sorry. And then it showed back up but eventually got serially killed by a disfigured but erotic mangler known only as poo poo the Fartman Butt whose identity remains unknown |
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Jan 22, 2022 08:33
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Escape From Noise posted:Who shot Goons R. (Great)? |
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Jan 22, 2022 13:34
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Diane, 4:20 in the afternoon, June 9th. Entering subforum of BYOB. Five miles south of the GBS border, twelve miles west of the forum line. Never seen so many lilypads in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia. |
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Jan 22, 2022 13:37
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An unknown poster is lying in a four-poster bed tangled in satin sheets. Their face is half-way hidden under a luxurious pillow. The tall windows are open, with long curtains stirred by a gentle breeze. Everything seems just a little bit out of focus. The yob is clearly having a nightmare, thrashing around in the bed, mumbling and whimpering in distress. Suddenly, they wake up with a scream: BOB CART!
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Jan 22, 2022 19:05
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*tears off fake mustache revealing normal mustache* It was me the whole time! |
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Jan 22, 2022 21:19
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after much adventure, the citizens of Yob's Hollow finally return the stolen treasure to its rightful owner, treasure bear or so they believe . . . as they celebrate, the camera slowly pans to the item tucked in the rear pocket of "treasure bear"'s trousers: a pair of glasses with an attached moustache jean-baptiste clutches the treasure and laughs maniacally
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Jan 22, 2022 21:22
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Byobert: Please, Molly! Don't go! I'll do anything! Molly: It's better this way, Byobert. We never would have been happy in the long run. Byobert: How can that be? You're everything I've ever wanted and more! Molly: There's something I haven't told you, Byobert. About me. Byobert: Tell me anything you want, Molly! Nothing you can say could make me love you less! Molly: I'm no good for you, Byobert. (a single slimy tear drips down her eyestalk and across her exquisite breasts) I'm... only partly sexual. |
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Jan 22, 2022 22:03
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google THIS posted:Byobert: Please, Molly! Don't go! I'll do anything! |
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Jan 22, 2022 23:49
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a young byob postress falls in love with a fyad poster, in the end they both autoban |
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Jan 22, 2022 23:53
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Nosfereefer posted:a young byob postress falls in love with a fyad poster, lol |
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"postress" 
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