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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm sorry, but I've been...posting with another!

[gasps, organ chord plays, The Weed rear end enters]

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Poster #1: I feel like you've been hiding something from me.

Poster #2: (hastily hides a fistful of coupons behind their back)

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




byob hasn't seen a lick of soap in a decade and tbh it's starting to smell



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

ominous strings swell to a crescendo as I furtively approach the counter of the grains store

"I'll take the usual...according to our... arrangement"

cashier, sinisterly: "sister, you've got... a deal"




-sig by Kaiser Schnitzel! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Previously, in the BYOB soap opera thread:

How Wonderful! posted:

ominous strings swell to a crescendo as I furtively approach the counter of the grains store

"I'll take the usual...according to our... arrangement"

cashier, sinisterly: "sister, you've got... a deal"

And now: I have amnesia.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

byob hasn't seen a lick of soap in a decade and tbh it's starting to smell

https://gfycat.com/delightfuluglydegu.webm

thank you fisto and psp!!


thanks to lord ddfg for making me mayor for life of quincyville!


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nut



guess the thread is over

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

guess the thread is over

[burst through door wearing a mustache]

OR IS IT??????



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

biosterous




everytime someone comes back to byob after a long absence it's the equiv to someone in a soap opera waking up from a coma


https://i.imgur.com/iYIHffb.mp4
thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Escape From Noise is set to marry How Wonderful! in the morning. Unbeknown to Escape From Noise, How Wonderful! is pregnant. She also keeps looking longingly at another poster. What could be going on? Meanwhile, Escape From Noise is trying out different moustaches in preparation for the big day. Only 22 hours to goÖ


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Ever since Bingo Bango died in the war it's been so hard to fill this hole in my heart... it's just still so strange that they never found the body...

*cut to a train pulling into the station, called the Actually Alive Prisoners of War Express*




-sig by Kaiser Schnitzel! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

"Yes, I survived all these long years, trusting only my wits and the help of this haunted doll, Jefferford, who is now my boon companion and son. Please welcome him with open arms to all our trials and tribulations, our joys and our heartbreaks, here in the sleepy coastal town of Yob's Hollow"




-sig by Kaiser Schnitzel! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

How Wonderful and Bingo Bango clasp each other in a passionate embrace.

Meanwhile, Jefferford turns his head around 360 degrees and smiles.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Buttchocks storms in and reveals that he just regained his memory of being the step-brother of the soul that inhabits Jefferford. Also, a fire at the old lumber mill just claimed the life of the wealthy town patron, thought you all should know. I had nothing to do with it, of course.

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


*opens a door dramatically* My love! Itís been 30 years, hasnít it?


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

THANK U Percy Teatwillow !!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindImpossibleHoneyeater-mobile.webmTHANK U Vanisher !!
Bingo Bango



Welp, now that I've returned from The War with my ward, companion, and confidant, the haunted doll Jefferford, it's time to resume my work at the hospital.

But wait, where is the hospital??

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Who shot Goons R. (Great)?

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Bingo Bango posted:

But wait, where is the hospital??

It got blown up while joy riding on its yacht, I'm terribly sorry. And then it showed back up but eventually got serially killed by a disfigured but erotic mangler known only as poo poo the Fartman Butt whose identity remains unknown




-sig by Kaiser Schnitzel! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Bingo Bango posted:

Welp, now that I've returned from The War with my ward, companion, and confidant, the haunted doll Jefferford, it's time to resume my work at the hospital.

But wait, where is the hospital??

How Wonderful! posted:

It got blown up while joy riding on its yacht, I'm terribly sorry. And then it showed back up but eventually got serially killed by a disfigured but erotic mangler known only as poo poo the Fartman Butt whose identity remains unknown

kalel



Escape From Noise posted:

Who shot Goons R. (Great)?

kalel



Diane, 4:20 in the afternoon, June 9th. Entering subforum of BYOB. Five miles south of the GBS border, twelve miles west of the forum line. Never seen so many lilypads in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia.

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

An unknown poster is lying in a four-poster bed tangled in satin sheets. Their face is half-way hidden under a luxurious pillow. The tall windows are open, with long curtains stirred by a gentle breeze. Everything seems just a little bit out of focus.

The yob is clearly having a nightmare, thrashing around in the bed, mumbling and whimpering in distress.

Suddenly, they wake up with a scream: BOB CART!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


*tears off fake mustache revealing normal mustache* It was me the whole time!

Manifisto



after much adventure, the citizens of Yob's Hollow finally return the stolen treasure to its rightful owner, treasure bear

or so they believe . . .

as they celebrate, the camera slowly pans to the item tucked in the rear pocket of "treasure bear"'s trousers:

a pair of glasses with an attached moustache

jean-baptiste clutches the treasure and laughs maniacally


thanks to pot smoke phoenix!

google THIS



Byobert: Please, Molly! Don't go! I'll do anything!

Molly: It's better this way, Byobert. We never would have been happy in the long run.

Byobert: How can that be? You're everything I've ever wanted and more!

Molly: There's something I haven't told you, Byobert. About me.

Byobert: Tell me anything you want, Molly! Nothing you can say could make me love you less!

Molly: I'm no good for you, Byobert. (a single slimy tear drips down her eyestalk and across her exquisite breasts) I'm... only partly sexual.

Nosfereefer



google THIS posted:

Byobert: Please, Molly! Don't go! I'll do anything!

Molly: It's better this way, Byobert. We never would have been happy in the long run.

Byobert: How can that be? You're everything I've ever wanted and more!

Molly: There's something I haven't told you, Byobert. About me.

Byobert: Tell me anything you want, Molly! Nothing you can say could make me love you less!

Molly: I'm no good for you, Byobert. (a single slimy tear drips down her eyestalk and across her exquisite breasts) I'm... only partly sexual.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nosfereefer



a young byob postress falls in love with a fyad poster,

in the end they both autoban

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

a young byob postress falls in love with a fyad poster,

in the end they both autoban

lol

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kalel



"postress" :allears:

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