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beer pal



any of yall ever buy computer

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beer pal



here's the thing: i just want to game. what the hell is an atx radeon 79000 and how do u know if its better than a gtx geforce nitro 7320

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beer pal



do computer people just know oh that card has better ray tracing capability but the max frame rate is a little lower than this one. just by the serial number of the thing. do they just have a mental invenotry of all the cards in their head. how many gigabytes do i need

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biosterous




beer pal posted:

any of yall ever buy computer

ya i bought a laptop it was on sale (a good price but NOT a deal!!!)

it had a graphics card that wasn't a million years old and a processor that was not brand new but still modern enough, also it had ram and room for more ram and storage space

later i bought more ram and more storage space and made it all SSD instead of a SSD/HDD split

my goals when buying were "i want to be able to play games that were released five years ago" and "i want it to boot and launch programs fast" so i didn't worry too much about getting the bestest fastest shiniest stuff


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thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
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he/him or they/them, either works

beer pal



can i just go into best buy and say give me the good computer please

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BALLS DILDO
FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL


do u have a microcenter oP


thanku HP

beer pal



my center is of statistically average size thank yyou very much

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




is it really even a computer without flashing l.e.d.'s?


tyvm psp ilu

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




time to check my email i think to myself as a powerful kaleidoscope of colours washes across my face.


tyvm psp ilu

Macnult


me: id like to a purchase a really good computer thats also cool.

salesman: check this baby out [computer with a bunch of different color LEDs flashing]

me: no, i mean like an im cool one

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




every computer i have ever bought has been a 'small business computer' because you can usually get really good specs and hardware without the GAMERPC price and million blinky lights



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




apparently like serious cad or video editing is really common for smol businesspeople or something and that makes computer work hard like when it make game go

or small businesspeople are actually jsut gaming



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

beer pal posted:

my center is of statistically average size thank yyou very much

:allears:

nut



no

nut



computer? what about eduputer or orgputer or bizputwr

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

avoid computer at all costs OP. the 3DS is 3D. think about it


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Twenty Four




They keep changing the numbers so they don't make sense, but don't buy a GeForce card with too high of a number or you will get launched into space.

sb hermit




If you're not gonna play computer games then get a mac, op. Make sure you get the apple care and bring the platinum amex or whatever gets you nice stuff if you spend too much money.

David Pratt


nut posted:

computer? what about eduputer or orgputer or bizputwr

coukputer

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

beer pal posted:

here's the thing: i just want to game. what the hell is an atx radeon 79000 and how do u know if its better than a gtx geforce nitro 7320

i'm a computer toucher by trade but i can't be arsed with all the garphics cards shenanigans and malarkey. last time i needed to upgrade, i looked at the big list of graphics cards on tom's hardware and picked the one highest up the list that had the lowest price, if that makes sense

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Dr. Honked posted:

i'm a computer toucher by trade but i can't be arsed with all the garphics cards shenanigans and malarkey. last time i needed to upgrade, i looked at the big list of graphics cards on tom's hardware and picked the one highest up the list that had the lowest price, if that makes sense

did that computr make gaem go if so then good computer fr you

Manifisto



some people when getting a computer don't even ask the computer's name. they are so interested in megahertz and flippyflops they don't take the time to consider what it takes to be in a long term relationship. that requires trust, and commitment, and friendship. you're gonna have to open up and be vulnerable to your computer, op, if you want this marriage to work.


thanks to pot smoke phoenix!

NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

Manifisto posted:

some people when getting a computer don't even ask the computer's name. they are so interested in megahertz and flippyflops they don't take the time to consider what it takes to be in a long term relationship. that requires trust, and commitment, and friendship. you're gonna have to open up and be vulnerable to your computer, op, if you want this marriage to work.

I make sure to give my computer hugs, and also have the anniversary date in my calendar. This year I've got them a voucher for an all expenses paid Spa day including exfoliation, cleansing of the coolant system, and professional case makeover!

google THIS



Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game.

Me, a shrewd consumer: But does it have specs?

Salesman: (visibly sweating) drat, you weren't supposed to ask that. It has...three specs.

Me: I think we both know I could get four specs for that price.

Salesman: I'll throw in an anime tiddy mousepad and we'll forget this ever happened.

Me: Deal.

bad guy



guy who never washes his computer

bad guy



drat man, wash your computer. your computer stinks! when was the last time you wash that poo poo?

bad guy



stank rear end computer (due to not washing)

Manifisto



what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting


thanks to pot smoke phoenix!

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

Manifisto posted:

what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting

i run my X-TREME gaming rig through the SUPER ULTIMATE wash at ULTRA MAXIMUM temperature

Nosfereefer



google THIS posted:

Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game.

Me, a shrewd consumer: But does it have specs?

Salesman: (visibly sweating) drat, you weren't supposed to ask that. It has...three specs.

Me: I think we both know I could get four specs for that price.

Salesman: I'll throw in an anime tiddy mousepad and we'll forget this ever happened.

Me: Deal.

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Nosfereefer



i personally don't believe in computer, sorry op

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biosterous




google THIS posted:

Salesman: This computer has monitor, also a mouse and keyboard. It has cards and fans and lights and poo poo inside. It plays the game.

Me, a shrewd consumer: But does it have specs?

Salesman: (visibly sweating) drat, you weren't supposed to ask that. It has...three specs.

Me: I think we both know I could get four specs for that price.

Salesman: I'll throw in an anime tiddy mousepad and we'll forget this ever happened.

Me: Deal.


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thank you pot smoke phoenix for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



see ya got your computer thats for doing the excel and the email and looking at something awful dot com
but ove r here theres the other thing the playstation. thats where grand theft auto goes

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bad guy posted:

drat man, wash your computer. your computer stinks! when was the last time you wash that poo poo?

Wet rear end Puter

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


If you want to make sure it's a serious gaming rig check for a logo the size of a night light that glows and a water cooling system.

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bad guy



Escape From Noise posted:

Wet rear end Puter

bad guy



Manifisto posted:

what wash cycle do people use for their 'puters? normally I stick with "delicates" but I feel like there may be some deep down grime that it's not getting

hand wash the way grandma used to do

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bad guy



in France they only wash their computers once a week 😂

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