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Imagine having hundreds of billions of dollars and not just loving off to a private island you bought for the rest of your life. I suppose that's why I'm not a billionaire though.
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Musk bought Twitter because Hard Drive owned him so hard that he spent months after talking about how he was going to "steal their memes". I can only imagine he's going to attempt to buy San Francisco or some poo poo after being booed by a stadium.
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Dec 12, 2022 21:43
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Dec 12, 2022 23:19
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"I'M RICK BITCH!" Shrugshrugshrugshrugshrugshrug
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Dec 13, 2022 02:23
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explosivo posted:is that cybertruck still allegedly coming out? There are people who have paid some amount of money for one of those already, right? After the shitshow that is Twitter, does anyone really want to trust Musk with a truck that's supposed to drive under water?
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Dec 13, 2022 16:32
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Libra posted:I've been randomly thinking about "only 10% boos" throughout the day and it makes me grin like an idiot every time. It's like when Trump got booed at a ball game and you could see his soul leaving his body: 
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Dec 13, 2022 17:33
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Dear Elon, Your trans-daughter disowned you and Grimes left you for Chelsea Manning not because of the "WOKE MIND VIRUS" but because you're an rear end in a top hat. "I'm the best father in the world! How could they hate me? Now let's wheel out my kid that I named "X-BOOBS69FART" for a photo op after not seeing him since the day he was born because I was saving humanity by owning the libz."
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Dec 13, 2022 21:44
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Musk has come up with the genius strategy of not paying his bills to save money: https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1...%5Es1_&ref_url=
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Dec 13, 2022 23:01
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It is absolutely amazing to me that ANY 51 year old man can act like this, let alone one of the richest people on the planet.
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Dec 14, 2022 16:53
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Musk just banned the ElonJet's owner from Twitter as well. FREE SPEECH https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein...%5Es1_&ref_url=
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Dec 14, 2022 20:47
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Musk cannot recognize when someone is clowning him: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603121127873806337?s=20&t=gogBjy6hjpC9btpbwHovPQ
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Dec 14, 2022 21:59
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"I CHANGED MY MIND!" https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=
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Dec 14, 2022 23:18
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Also, this wording is the perfect way for him to attempt to eradicate his picture with Maxwell from Twitter:
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Dec 14, 2022 23:36
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Butterwagon posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1603165967453868032 Everything's going great. Jesus Christ Musk, just sell Twitter, take the L, and slink into the shadows.
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Dec 15, 2022 00:48
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heavy liquid posted:and now he's back? for now. Elon is falling apart, trying to look cool to his chuds while realizing that "absolute free speech" isn't "I get to drop the hard R and no one can say anything about it."
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Dec 15, 2022 01:02
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Devils Affricate posted:I honestly wonder how much he could get for it at this point. He'd probably insist on a non-disclosure agreement as part of the deal lol I remember reading that is was actually worth something like $8 billion but Musk paid what he did because 420 lulz.
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Dec 15, 2022 01:13
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Dec 15, 2022 01:36
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Musk clearly shoved his son into a self-driving Tesla car and the car hit a pedestrian.
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Dec 15, 2022 02:56
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Dude's going to lose all his money to own the libz.
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Dec 15, 2022 03:41
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This is devolving into insane parody territory https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603235998263123969?s=20&t=LldmPhE-iWE6aqB4MMbzDA
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Dec 15, 2022 05:36
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AARP LARPer posted:Those are dealer plates, so they’ll be difficult to trace at least. Musk bought a car off the lot and paid a dude to pretend to be Antifa.
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Dec 15, 2022 06:06
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It's absolutely guaranteed that every dumb rear end idea that Musk thinks is brilliant was one that the previous Twitter team thought about and then immediately burned for being too stupid.
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Dec 15, 2022 22:17
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Dec 15, 2022 22:47
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Musk is realizing that Twitter is going to die so he’s saying gently caress it and going scorched earth on his enemies. The Chappelle incident broke his brain.
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Dec 16, 2022 02:49
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603573725978275841?s=20&t=GzuBsRd4hrV0j27jo6RdGQ Yep he’s banning reporters for posting publicly available info.
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Dec 16, 2022 03:14
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Assassination coordinates. Jesus Christ what a loving nerd.
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Dec 16, 2022 04:24
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What is it with this rear end in a top hat and polls? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603600001057185792?s=20&t=HlV25mpiRCBAFdGQzwIYlA
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Dec 16, 2022 05:04
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He’s big mad https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603602018727104513?s=20&t=HlV25mpiRCBAFdGQzwIYlA
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Dec 16, 2022 05:06
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Dude REALLY can’t handle criticism like at all. It sounded like he was falling apart in real time.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:55
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The real cherry on top of that Twitter Space that he rage quit is that you can hear him typing in a fit of rage as he sees that the first poll didn’t go his way.
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Dec 16, 2022 06:23
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The poll is at basically 60-40 now. I wonder what Musk and his Cruella Deville mother will do when they don't get the results they wanted?
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Dec 16, 2022 17:58
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bobjr posted:Who needs friends when you can have fans who laugh about your epic memes. Why on Earth is Musk obsessed with Ian Miles Cheong of all people?
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Dec 16, 2022 18:32
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Bari Weiss about to be banned and I'm here for it.
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Dec 16, 2022 19:07
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The Postman posted:the coup de grâce: his mom will threaten to call our moms if we don't leave him alone "Your son was very mean to my 51 year old father of 36."
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Dec 16, 2022 19:13
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The Last Call posted:I find it funnny he's suddenly all about his child. I'm pretty positive the story 100% didn't happen. He just made it all up to give himself cover to ban Elon Jet, which I bet was fast tracked because he got boo-ed at the Chappelle Show, a venue he believed was 100% going to suck him off.
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Dec 16, 2022 19:42
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"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!!" This loving guy
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Dec 16, 2022 20:37
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WOKE ROBOTS https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603836383885332480?s=20&t=pdPIkiY14ndpybfI6g9Zow
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Dec 16, 2022 20:38
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Musk is 100% just going to start posting the addresses of reporters he doesn't like soon: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603847698196492288?s=20&t=4x_WF5HSDX_MLamtEmKBAA
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Dec 16, 2022 22:04
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Musk dropped a new Twitter Files and absolutely no one gives a poo poo and are just using it as an opportunity to clone on him more: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603859750168301569?s=20&t=BQIErK_JjTYPgADqzNnz0Q
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Whoa the FBI monitors social media WHAT??? AN AMAZING BOMBSHELL THAT WILL SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE COUNTRY
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