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Would you rather Poop tons of little poops every time such that every fart is likely to be a shart Or When you coom instead of lots of tiny sperms you coom one big sperm the size of a lg. (large) tadpole (before front legs but after back legs)
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 12:30 |
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Can I do both?
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No id rather not
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Big Beef City posted:Can I do both? I believe in you
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apples and oranges
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Coom.
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Probably the werid cum thing, could prob make a lot of money off of like furries or some other equally degenerate group of sex weirds if you filmed it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhjlb96mA8
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why not both, it's not like my life can actually get any worse than reading this thread
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Yes.
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Perhaps.
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the holy poopacy posted:why not both, it's not like my life can actually get any worse than reading this thread Would you rather read this thread for five minutes a day for the rest of your life, or stick a glass laboratory stir stick in your pee hole then bend your cock like you're activating a glow stick?
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Flinging dung and shooting big sperm? Sounds like you're describing a hippopotamus!
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What would the resulting baby look like from the sperm
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I'll take XL cummies any day.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Would you rather read this thread for five minutes a day for the rest of your life, or stick a glass laboratory stir stick in your pee hole then bend your cock like you're activating a glow stick? Nice propaganda for the thread!
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no poll, gas thread
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Ever since I saw Pete Holmes doing a bit as Batman saying it, I started using irregardless a lot, some people (two) get very mad at it.
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I will choose the first option OP
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I'm not sure how a big sperm works but it sounds traumatic
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Irregardless posted:When you coom instead of lots of tiny sperms you coom one big sperm the size of a lg. (large) tadpole Only if it makes the stereotypical blowgun FWOOMP noise you hear on cartoons as it comes out.
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Elentor posted:Ever since I saw Pete Holmes doing a bit as Batman saying it, I started using irregardless a lot, some people (two) get very mad at it. I think irregardless is a funny word, but I mention what it means vs regardless to people because those people in turn find it far more important than they really should (which is at all). Everyone knows what you mean by irregardless, it doesn't matter. But then people freak out when they catch themselves using it despite no one else caring lol
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Irregardless posted:Would you rather How is this different from any other day?
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What about pooping tadpoles?
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That Dang Lizard posted:Only if it makes the stereotypical blowgun FWOOMP noise you hear on cartoons as it comes out. Tbh in my mind I imagined it sounding like a smallish bubble wrap style packing material popping, but wetter. But also just realized that if it came out fast enough to make a popping noise, it’d be a sonic coom.
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syntaxfunction posted:I think irregardless is a funny word, but I mention what it means vs regardless to people because those people in turn find it far more important than they really should (which is at all). Everyone knows what you mean by irregardless, it doesn't matter. But then people freak out when they catch themselves using it despite no one else caring lol I absolutely promise you that people are sincerely way more annoyed and put off by you talking to them about this than catching themselves saying it in the future. You're just forever 'that guy that talks about words and poo poo' to them.
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can i keep the sperm tadpole as a pet in a little spermarium
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Hammerite posted:can i keep the sperm tadpole as a pet in a little spermarium You are in fact liable for its wellbeing
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Big Beef City posted:I absolutely promise you that people are sincerely way more annoyed and put off by you talking to them about this than catching themselves saying it in the future. You're just forever 'that guy that talks about words and poo poo' to them. Actually nah. I only mention it to friends to start. I offhand mentioned it to a housemate once a year ago and haven't mentioned it since and she's made it a big thing whenever she says it. I just thought it was interesting, same as overwhelm meaning the same as whelm. Sometimes I just like little facts ya know? Not everything is a huge mystery. I also wouldn't be opposed to being the girl that talks about words and poo poo tho ![]()
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syntaxfunction posted:Actually nah. I only mention it to friends to start. I offhand mentioned it to a housemate once a year ago and haven't mentioned it since and she's made it a big thing whenever she says it. I just thought it was interesting, same as overwhelm meaning the same as whelm. irregardless of all that how would you feel about a giant sperm that comes out screaming and terrified in addition to how it's already been described because I have some fun new news to share
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Big Beef City posted:irregardless of all that how would you feel about a giant sperm that comes out screaming and terrified in addition to how it's already been described because I have some fun new news to share A terrified sperm is a patriotic sperm.
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I feel like the natural response to a giant sperm flopping around would be to beat it to death with whatever happens to be close at hand.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I feel like the natural response to a giant sperm flopping around would be to beat it to death with whatever happens to be close at hand. So abortion is now a sport? cool
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The tadpole would probably feel like giving birth down your penis so I pick that for every man on earth so they can experience the miracle.
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old beast lunatic posted:So abortion is now a sport? cool always has been
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Nooner posted:Probably the werid cum thing, could prob make a lot of money off of like furries or some other equally degenerate group of sex weirds if you filmed it I like this entrepreneurial spirit
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I appreciate your scenario OP but I think I'll probably just keep pooping and cumming like I normally do I hate change
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Okay new one Would you rather Always have something sticky stuck to the bottom of your socks Or Always have to use the bathroom at every public place you go
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Irregardless posted:Okay new one gently caress the sock, Marry the sticky goop on the bottom, kill the public bathroom
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 12:30 |
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What if every time you poop a tiny poop version of you comes out (easily recognizable by anyone as you) and starts causing havoc in the general premises
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