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Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

This one's always great: the Guy Fawkes hacker:

https://i.imgur.com/IO1u5r2.mp4

(This stupid poo poo is used in so much B-roll for *any* story involving "anonymous" or even just hackers in general.)

Then there's hoodie hacker (I'm guessing Mr. Robot started this?):

https://i.imgur.com/rZ7LJMH.mp4

They usually at some point put their fingertips together whilst being surrounded by black screens scrolling green text... a very common thing all hackers do. (see above)

Post some other common real world ultra realistic hacker types, like the above.

Otherwise, post whatever hacker you want! :greencube:

# ? May 24, 2022 21:00

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# ? Jul 6, 2022 14:10

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Where the gently caress is Robert Redford?

# ? May 24, 2022 21:15

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

really makes u think

# ? May 24, 2022 21:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2007; An A+ Poster (:

the hackers in the infosec training we have to take for work are always look like crust punks with computers set up in abandoned warehouses so probably that

# ? May 24, 2022 21:20

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

The hoody thing predates Mr Robot. It's just the modern equivalent of a trench coat and fedora.

# ? May 24, 2022 21:27

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

# ? May 24, 2022 21:28

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.

I assume all hackers are Russians, nazis, or both.

# ? May 24, 2022 21:30

Rahu: Feb 14, 2009; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY

# ? May 24, 2022 21:35

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Rahu posted:

https://youtu.be/u1Ds9CeG-VY

this movie came out right after the matrix and has bullet time but not for this scene unfortunately

# ? May 24, 2022 21:36

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

# ? May 24, 2022 21:40

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

if you didn't get severely horned up when you saw angelina jolie in hackers your heart is not pumping blood

# ? May 24, 2022 21:43

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

# ? May 24, 2022 21:54

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Rahu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY

wowzers

# ? May 24, 2022 22:01

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if you didn't get severely horned up when you saw angelina jolie in hackers your heart is not pumping blood

i was going to call u a creep but she was 20 when that movie came out?! but I still say she looks like a literal child in it, so... creep

# ? May 24, 2022 22:33

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i was going to call u a creep but she was 20 in that movie ?! but I'm still going to say she looks like a literal child in it, so... creep

the gently caress

# ? May 24, 2022 22:34

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

# ? May 24, 2022 22:35

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk

# ? May 24, 2022 22:46

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; Pillbug

Im hacking your post right now OP try to stop me i have two keyboards and three screens :owned:

# ? May 24, 2022 22:56

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

https://i.imgur.com/xy2WbqV.gifv

# ? May 25, 2022 01:07

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD

Someone post the csi two hackers one keyboard

# ? May 25, 2022 01:08

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

https://i.imgur.com/00cVfSV.gifv

# ? May 25, 2022 01:10

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Pimpcasso posted:

Someone post the csi two hackers one keyboard

I gotchu fam

https://i.imgur.com/a5KqlRu.gifv

# ? May 25, 2022 01:11

BALLS DILDO: Dec 27, 2007; FURIOUSLY ANGRY ENRAGED BURNING FIERY RED TEXT OF HATRED, LOATHING, AND VITROL

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

ill fight

# ? May 25, 2022 01:19

Zeluth: May 12, 2001

Neo doing that superman thing again.

# ? May 25, 2022 01:21

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I gotchu fam

https://i.imgur.com/a5KqlRu.gifv

# ? May 25, 2022 01:21

Rahu: Feb 14, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTWwrO9XjaE

# ? May 25, 2022 01:23

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; 😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋

https://hackertyper.net/

# ? May 25, 2022 01:25

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; 😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋

# ? May 25, 2022 01:30

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

# ? May 25, 2022 01:34

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; 😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋

# ? May 25, 2022 01:35

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

wow you must thing sucking poo poo is the greatest thing on earth, that's cool man i'm not here to kinkshame, just enjoy hackers (1995)

# ? May 25, 2022 01:39

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

# ? May 25, 2022 01:43

Mode 7: Jul 28, 2007

Someone keeps hacking my posts which is why they're so bad

# ? May 25, 2022 01:50

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the movie film "hackers" sucks poo poo

Hackers (1995) is a goddamn masterpiece!!

# ? May 25, 2022 02:40

UltraShame: Nov 6, 2006; Vocabulum.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

I would watch a full movie of just Lillard being this goober.

# ? May 25, 2022 02:41

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

https://i.imgur.com/Mb05AzA.gifv

# ? May 25, 2022 02:58

the heebie-gbs: Apr 23, 2007; _{♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫}
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xy2WbqV.gifv

wrap it up hackailures

# ? May 25, 2022 03:20

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

What color hat?
This is important

# ? May 25, 2022 03:24

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Ralph Hurley posted:

What color hat?
This is important

cybertronic :cool:

# ? May 25, 2022 03:30

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# ? Jul 6, 2022 14:10

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006; On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

the best hacker will always be the decker

computer look like a skateboard
you "sling" a deck
good at stealing money from corporations
very mobile while hacking as long as you stay connected to an access port
can wear cyberpants

the worst hacker is the otaku or the technomancer

literally just a nerd who is so Terminally Online they got the ability to access the net with their mind
Call themselves otaku
pretend they're wizards or some poo poo but it's all digital, who cares

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 25, 2022

# ? May 25, 2022 03:33

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