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deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Please tell me what your quest is so I know what item to gift.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:33

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

I'm on a quest to find the perfect sandwich.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:29

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021

I was awakened in an alley by a 6'2 blonde woman. She put her hand down to me, I took it. I said, I can't offer you anything ma'am, I'm just a hopeless failure. She said no, gripped me and pulled me up. You're not a failure. You're the kind of man I need on my team.

I could barely look at her, she was like a goddess to me. I said, what kind of man am I.

She said, the kind of man who has 20 dollars in his pocket.

Please give me 20 dollars.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:31

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Homocow posted:

I'm on a quest to find the perfect sandwich.

It's called a Spumoni Box and it's essentially a Pandora's Box of sandwich toppings. You're going to irrevokably gently caress up the galaxy if you use it but an irrevokably hosed-up galaxy is actually one of the ingredients of the perfect sandwich so

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:31

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

roomtone posted:

I was awakened in an alley by a 6'2 blonde woman. She put her hand down to me, I took it. I said, I can't offer you anything ma'am, I'm just a hopeless failure. She said no, gripped me and pulled me up. You're not a failure. You're the kind of man I need on my team.

I could barely look at her, she was like a goddess to me. I said, what kind of man am I.

She said, the kind of man who has 20 dollars in his pocket.

Please give me 20 dollars.

You get a Fightey Child to help protect you from muggers in the future

The Fighteys are an IRL race of aliens that Akira Torayama based the Namekians on

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:32

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I'm on a quest to make Smugworth apologize for calling my cat an alley cat and a fur turd and suggesting that I should flush him down the toilet

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:34

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

I am on a quest to save the world, OP, but all I really care about is the cute outfits I'll find along the way.

Do you have any unique cosmetic items for me?

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:36

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm on a quest to make Smugworth apologize for calling my cat an alley cat and a fur turd and suggesting that I should flush him down the toilet

I gift you with one moon-eating parasitic jelly

All you have to do is attach this bad boy to Smugworth's head and you can make them see any truth, such as how perfect cats are.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:36

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I am on a quest to save the world, OP, but all I really care about is the cute outfits I'll find along the way.

Do you have any unique cosmetic items for me?

To you I gift the Toppest Hat which is the top-most of all tophats in the galaxy

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:37

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

To you I gift the Toppest Hat which is the top-most of all tophats in the galaxy

Hell yeah.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:38

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021

deep dish peat moss posted:

You get a Fightey Child to help protect you from muggers in the future

The Fighteys are an IRL race of aliens that Akira Torayama based the Namekians on

i need the help of an irl race of aliens. thank you.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:40

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I'm on a quest to make the worst post ever

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:46

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

My quest is make change for this $20

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:46

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm on a quest to make the worst post ever

mission accomplished

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:47

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

roomtone posted:

mission accomplished

Thanks, I no longer need an item

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:48

AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

I am on a quest to kickflip over god himself.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:49

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Saalkin posted:

My quest is make change for this $20

Nice work findomming roomtone in the previous quest of this chain.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:50

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; by Hand Knit

i am on a quest and i need the very best in mid 00s scene fashion apparel

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:53

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm on a quest to make the worst post ever

To you I gift an Earwig. All you have to do is post it and your quest is done.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:01

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Saalkin posted:

My quest is make change for this $20

To you I gift this sketch of Pac Man doing the Christ Air in Tony Hawk because all art is of equal monetary value

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:02

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

AKZ posted:

I am on a quest to kickflip over god himself.

To you I gift an assistant to observe your training montage

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:06

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
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My quest is to pierce the veil of reality, thanks in advance.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:07

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

i am on a quest and i need the very best in mid 00s scene fashion apparel

Luckily I have a sentient pair of JNCO in my archives, they are now yours

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:10

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Animal-Mother posted:

My quest is to pierce the veil of reality, thanks in advance.

Well that's easy, to you I gift this portal beyond the veil of reality

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:13

AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

To you I gift an assistant to observe your training montage

Thanks I'll make sure he gets fed and watered

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:14

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I seek the ultimate power� the power to turn BEAVERS into GOLD

https://youtu.be/M4CZkP6by6w

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:20

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

istewart posted:

I seek the ultimate power� the power to turn BEAVERS into GOLD

https://youtu.be/M4CZkP6by6w

Easy. King Midas on a Zamboni

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:22

AOakley: Dec 18, 2015

My quest is to recreate those freeze dried camping meals from various powders and magic noodles. I just wanna have fun camping on the weekends to escape my office life reality but also be prepared for whatever fuckery this world is going to throw at me. I like mac n cheese and lasagna flavors.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:36

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

My quest is to play some fun games.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:38

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

My quest is to make the video game of my dreams and then flame out spectacularly over criticism on its writing on twitter.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:19

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

My quest is to visit national parks and make sure that they're still there.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:22

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

My quest is to find the Holy Lance

# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:23

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

hey i'm also looking for that thing

i hope it respawns

# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:30

Matryoshka SexDoll: Feb 24, 2016; Bad Habit

I'm searching a labyrinthine old growth forest for an artifact capable of giving its owner immense strength and health. This object is also supernaturally embarrassing to be seen with.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:34