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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cafe Barbarian posted:

He always gave 100% no matter how crappy the movie, too. What a legend.

https://twitter.com/horror4kids/status/1552730621612625920

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SocksAndSandals posted:

I'm having a desk delivered by Fedex (no alt options provided by vendor) and this thread is starting to worry me that its going to end up in a different city or something. I'm in Canada so it could be the right city in the wrong country as well based on some of these Fedex anecdotes. It's already been 'delayed' and stuck in the same city in NJ for like 3 days now

content:
https://imgur.com/Hl56c5P.mp4

E: Russian air defence system (mal)functioning

How is it malfunctioning? It correctly detected a threat (faulty air defense) and eliminated it.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1544957908999233537

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone who has ever had a roommate named Kyle or Hunter knows that drywall is easily breakable

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Bring some woman with you who can sing and do Captain & Tennille hits too.


https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/CaptainAndTennille
They lived not far from me in a pretty ritzy neighborhood. A friend of mine's dad did their landscapimg and he'd help him out sometimes. He said Captain was always stoned or drunk out his mind and Tenille yelled at him alot. Surprised it lasted that long.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

This m'fer spittin

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Took him awhile but Nathan finally took those bastards down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9gbdv5cXKg

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

RC and Moon Pie posted:

The best one I heard of was at Walmart before cameras were everywhere. Dude found a relatively cheap item in a huge box, found a quiet corner somewhere and emptied it. He then put a bunch of expensive stuff in that box and resealed it. At the checkout, he only had to pay for the cheap item in the big box.
When I was middleschool age we'd go to 7-11, grab some candy bars, put them in a slurpee cup and fill it with with slurpee. Never got caught. Must have stolen at least 15 dollars worth of milky ways

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1571867514614710274

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Railing Kill posted:

Miami won despite the Butt Punt, against a Buffalo team that is, on paper, one of the best in the league. Buffalo is one of the most hilarious cursed franchises in the sport.

For people who aren't familiar with american football, check out how cursed the Bills truly are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9-06FUlrsw

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1567076378549559296

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ImJokedTfOut/status/1574473760022745089

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Do they not usually inspect the fish very well in the tournaments? Seems like a giant lead weight would be pretty noticeable in a fish. Although I mostly go catch and release when I go fishing so what do I know

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
A fun game to play is " guess which person passes out"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8iZRKxYV48&t

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

axolotl farmer posted:

oh dammit you made me remember Two Worlds

I tried finding out what how this weirdo turmed out a little while ago and all I could find were LP's of people playing that god awful Two Worlds game that came out years ago. I'm assuming he's a massive Quanon person now.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/patrickallsyms/status/1578568105483124736

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That's a lot of dick pills

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Well he managed to get at least 2 nuts loose

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

Crosspost from the Trump thread.

The best part of this video is the ankle monitor on the kid. This ain't his first rodeo

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I'm seeing double! 4 Liz Trusses!

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

dialhforhero posted:

Simpsons did it.

WELL ACTUALLY Burns blocked the sun from one particular geographical place, not destroy the sun itself. Worst.Post.Ever.

Take me out at the ball game
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1581479158445912064

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Came home to some guy shoving well cooked pot roast into my wife's pussy

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/sedderaside/status/1582135225156370432

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"How'd both your trucks get all dented up?"
"Neighbors were roughhousing"

https://i.imgur.com/RGDC0Fr.mp4

Moose bitch get out the way

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

holy hell I figured he was just going to vomit all over her. did not see that coming

quite the shocking twist

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
He'll need the hospital to blend up his fourth meal sonje cab have it through a straw


https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1585156300371288066

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I saw the sign
And it opened up my skull
I saw the sign

https://twitter.com/ipostlqmemes/status/1585641384442486784

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Mamm mia!

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1585718229388783616

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Good news is she can walk again

https://twitter.com/bitchesbfightin/status/1544794124511055872

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ekuNNN posted:

are you implying it isnt being caused by americans being too fat and lazy to leave their cars? :thunk:



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkzdu9EXIb1uk10e9.mp4
Dont know what dance she was trying to do but she ended up doing the can can

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
PT cruisin' for a bruisin'


Good thing he recorded this, going to have a hell of a time explaining the situation to his insurance company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPUwNaYY1c

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Reminds me of this all time classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAeED6sqQg

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AmericanFietser/status/1591124765049507840

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/smurftex/status/1592202761889755136

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

There must be a school shooter outside so the cop needs to get inside where it's safe

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Cant see his feet, so no way to see if his shoes stayed on or not

https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1593388345106653185

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QQV74U0.mp4
Jeep may have been texting and driving

Really thought that red car just might pull a Buster Keaton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94oL_D7dp7g

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

I’m sorry everyone but I had sex with all of your loved ones. Every one of them. Great sex. Absolutely ruined them for anyone else.

Can you call my Mom back? Stepdad can't quite lay pipe right and she's going into withdrawals.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/30SecBestFights/status/1586009906368286724

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'd hit it

https://twitter.com/bitchesbfightin/status/1597299504289546242

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