Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

There's a gif of you kicking a kid?

heh

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That whole trial is just unbelievably insane and (mostly) hilarious.

A day or two ago I just opened up the recorded stream and kept drinking beer watching like 2 hours of it. (I'll probably do it today too)

Post link you beautiful goon you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Ooh that looks expensive



It'll buff right out.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Shouldn't get so stabbed, Stabby.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Nah, but for real human suffering makes me sad.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GolfHole posted:

Is there a source that he ended up dying?

Probably on the Internet somewhere

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I feel like getting stabbed more than like 5 or 6 times probably means your dying. I mean, maybe not, but probably.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Always be stealing from your employer. It's the only way to lower your exploitation quotient. Anything not bolted down. Pencils, computers, shoes, food. Anything. Don't be a loving idiot. Even if your employer treats you :airquote:well:airquote: you better be stealing poo poo.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The balloon pops to reveal a flounder. Sunglasses drops to his knees shaking his fist at the sky. "MY KID'S A drat FISH!! gently caress YOU GOD, A FISH!!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

That soft drink cost $6

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

we could all be post mates

It's called posting pals.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Agents are GO! posted:

Especially not outside.

heh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Halo blows. Walking around feels like your flying a zeppelin.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Would make a sick zeppelin simulator though...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fishstick posted:

Also the real Schadenfreude of connery's career is his very last performance is in Sir Billi, an awful piece of animation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s

The whole movie has been on youtube for free for years, presumably because not even the publisher wants to claim responsibility for it.

same animation quality as that show Reboot. Not...uh....good.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Sep 8, 2022

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
How lovely would the Matrix have been if Sir Sean was Morpheus? It would have been embolism inducing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Stealing my friend's boots and wallets when they visit my home and take their shoes off. YOU'RE DEAD IDIOT WHAT DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't gently caress with Rachel. She will straight gently caress you up, kid.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Beyond meat guy got beef

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You guys are cute and everything but, seriously, you just get a nice battery operated angle grinder (Makita, Milwaukie, Dewalt) and some cutting discs. Bing bong. Done.


^^^
Damnit, beaten.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I like that there are some things that are culturally universal. Like laughing at your friend when they make a complete rear end out of themselves doing something dumb.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We should let god decide

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Because that's been working out so well for the UK and other kingdoms so far

*points to my BREXIT4LYFE chest tattoo*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LifeSunDeath posted:

dudes are worried about bodycount because if a woman has slept with just one man before them, they've already experienced a bigger dick.

heh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Takes No Damage posted:

I tried to fix it up as well as I could. Make sure you watch through until the end, you won't believe your eyes!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJrWYhyck5c

This is magical.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
God I hope they brought back that Kevin guy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
THEN FIRED HIM AGAIN

HAHAHAHAH

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zero One posted:

What the gently caress.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sirotan posted:

The cruise control in my 2000 Toyota Camry works great! I use it all the time while heavily judging all the people on the highway who clearly aren't using theirs.

Same but '01 prius.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

PainterofCrap posted:

You can set it for speeds over 63MPH. Really.

*bumps switch down to 62*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
So. Many. Teslas.

Not anywhere as many as like fords and toyotas and stuff like that but tons. Northwest coast.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GoutPatrol posted:

I bet if you gained alot of weight or lost alot of weight this would not happen again.

Hey look it's that fat loving unicycle douche is not better than just loving unicycle douche.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
One mod's schad can bring much joy to a thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

StrangersInTheNight posted:

stephen king's directorial debut, of which he openly admits remembers none of bc he was so high on cocaine the entire time

truly a jewel of classic horror

Am I nuts or did the VHS have an introduction to the movie by an incredibly coked out Stephen King?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Well that was amazing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Siffl posted:

The shad was on the city of Portland for having to close down for a week because it snowed a foot.

Actually, you will find, living in a state where 3" of snow gets you a snow day as a kid whips rear end.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hitting the ramp at an impressive 7.5 mph.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Hide your wife hide your kids

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smik posted:

I do too. Especially after I made this.

https://i.imgur.com/lNzDuzh.mp4

Yeah it's an lol

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Frank Frank posted:

MORTAL KOMBAT!

I must have been high but I swear one of the Tekken games featured a kangaroo with boxing gloves.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply