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The guy is wheeling me in to the room and they're going to shove a pipe in me and yank out a chunk of my right kidney. It's going to be a fuckin wild ride.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 14:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:51 |
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Thanks I'm in the room now and they're doing poo poo. Guy asked me what kind of music I wanted to listen to. Bob Dylan is playing right now and that's fine with me. I like that poo poo. Was tempted to ask for some Wesley Willis but maybe I shouldn't be laughing while they do this
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:03 |
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Got me a blood pressure thingy on me and a heart rate other thing on my finger
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:04 |
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Xun posted:What do the doctors think of your posting
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:07 |
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Ultrasound going on now so they can figure out how to miss some other organs that are near this fuckin bullshit kidney .
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:10 |
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Blood pressure thingy inflating. Doctor said I should probably put the phone down in a minute or two. I'm on my side and poo poo about to get real as gently caress. See y'all motherfucks on the other side!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:13 |
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Dr had to stop and leave the room. Possibly to take a poo poo, or maybe they said something about he needs to look at my ultrasound or MRI results to see where to poke the fuckin pipe or needle or whatever the gently caress. I guess this tumor that they're trying to get at is in a bad spot. Another Dr said a while back that both of my kidneys have " uncountable numbers". Of tumors andon them bitches. Had a biopsy last year on the other side and was not cancerous. poo poo Dr back gotta go
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:30 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:
I'm out now. They had me tilt forward and then back and then forward again. It was weird it didn't hurt but feeling the tube or whatever the gently caress it was inside and moving around felt hosed up.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:09 |
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Is this blood pressure good?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:16 |
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Is this blood pressure good?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:17 |
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GolfHole posted:love to tilt Yeah that was weird but whatever. Didn't happen last time but it was on the other side. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Just kidding OP I hope you’re doing well and able to post in the Friday thread, but maybe cut back on the piss-skulling for a bit and give those kidneys a rest.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:20 |
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Wait, so they just stick a new one in there if I need a transplant? Doesn't sound like a good way to lose weight.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:35 |
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Last check was 138/76
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 16:59 |
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That was about 15 minutes ago. The thing just automatically inflated again. 132/81 this time around.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 17:02 |
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The Bramble posted:What's the prognosis on your posting poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 17:28 |
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interwhat posted:Wait doesn't onco- and -coma prefixes and suffix mean like cancer? Hope you don't have cancer op Yo, I don't fuckin know, I'm not a scientologist. The last time they just said "yo, that poo poo ain;t cancer bitch". Not in those exact words I think. Bad Purchase posted:does that say 116/68? yes, that's good. Yeah its been a few different numbers. When I first got there it was kinda high the nurse said. I asked her if it was because I might be nervous and she said that doesn't help. I have dr appointments every few months for various things and I always ask about my blood pressure beause thats pretty much the first thing they do when they get me in to the room and typically their answer is "its fine". Certainly it could be better of course but for now I'll take their word for it. Thanks for the well wishes goons wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Aug 10, 2022 |
# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 20:11 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Friends who get prostate exams together, Sodomize?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 22:11 |
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drat! One more reason to get a costco membership.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 22:35 |
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liek ur moms pusy
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 22:44 |
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Buce posted:I wont settle for anything less than a triopsy. If this was in the dinosaur times it could be a TRICERATOPSY!!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 23:42 |
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Jabberlock posted:hope they figure out why you make bad posts op Hell yeah, that's my biggest concern. Don't want forums cancer
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 01:42 |
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Spinz posted:How are you? Still alive. Had the plague for a bit so possibly haven't been poo poo posting quite as much as usual.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 22:50 |
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Xun posted:It's been awhile and I totally forgot about this thread 50s girl groupon posted:Fingers crossed they can, uh, fix your hosed up organs fast. Thanks for your well wishes and I hope that your own struggles are getting easier/better :0 Toxic Mental posted:It's kidneys stones from all that cum you been chuggin
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 01:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:51 |
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:Should have gone all the way and gotten the gayopsy, OP Nah, I figured I'd leave it for someone who will appreciate the intricacies of a gayopsy more than I could. Das Boo posted:Did you get Blopsy yet, OP? Still think you should get a Blopsy. What is that, like a blumpkin while getting a biopsy? I'd be down to try next time.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2022 01:23 |